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by JetPack30
1-24-04
Jimmy just got some flowers for a man who he thinks is a girl.
I got you some flowers liitle girl.
Man I am not a girl. Flower power. I hate barbers.
Are you sure you really look like one.
No man just becuase I of my long hair you can't discrimante me. Freedom of expression.
No knifes were harmed in the making of this strip.
Well I am going to express my freedom to stab you.
No man don't use violence we can talk this over peacefully man.

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
Back in a post-apocalyptict wasteland.
Well I got rid of that stupid hippie. There better not be anymore.
You can't harm me I have mother nature protecting me.
Then I will have to burn you!!!
What?
You can't hurt me man. Mother nature protects me.

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
It says in here that to kill a hippie you have to cut down a tree right in front of him.
Man I am glad that man is gone now I can stop pretending to be a hippie.
And turn into my true form ME A STEROTYPE!!!!!!

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
Josh wanders back to town.
Hey were did that hippie go?
I only would know where he is if you told me his e-mail address.
Well I think he lives down the street.
I no idea where that is unless you tell me the address.
Ok this map says he lives right down the street.

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
Umm........line?
Your line is "I tricked that fool"
Oh thanks me have hard time with things that aren't on a computer.
Me tricked that umm....can we do this again?
Uggh way couldn't we just have gotton a non chinese person for this role?

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
Ok I found the guys house he lives at 123 fake street.
What is town and state.
I will just kill you it will be easier.
Confucious say: Anger only leads to violence.
The end or is it?
Finally my urge to kill is over.

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
You are useless now you will be erased
Ahhh!!
And now the backgorund.

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
Hey rockafella.
Hey clothing.
People made fun of me because my name is stupid.
Its ok we have our inner fellings to protect us.
You all must die now!!
No hurt me I know kung fu!!

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
Back to the old grind
This will be the end of you two
Your words can't hurt us our inner fellings will protect us.
Inner felling this!!
They just don't get it
Your next.
Why you hurt clothing?

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
Josh is back in his own place
You did well in the crate00 comic you can return to your own brave josh
Could I have a background our something?
Yea sure
Could I have a TV
here is your TV now leave me alone
Thanks alot......jerk

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
Josh meats the Hippie again
Back for more eh?
Hey man. Isn't your name Jimmy?
No it is Josh the narrator cleary said so.
Dude but on the first comic the narrator said your name was Jimmy.
Are you sure about this?
Yes in fact you were Jimmy in till the strip Me a sterotype

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
Back to a stupid argument
I don't care what you think the narrator says I am josh and thats who I am.
Remember you tryed to kill me before in the "hippies don't die"
Die!!!
Well I think it worked this time.
If that didn't work when you tryed to kill me in "The hippies shal inheirt the earth" why would it work now?

 

by JetPack30
1-24-04
Narrator could you help me please.
I will help you josh becuase he is questoning my authority
Ha this is simular to when you erased JIMMY in "the end of the world"
It was no problem
Thanks
Ha being ashes doesn't stop me

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
Josh found a bag for the hippie's ashes
Well I got this box for the hippies ashes now I can through them into Hell.
Ha ha I am not afraid of you the narrator will just remake me again haha.
AHHHHHHHHHH I am falling into hell.
Welcome to hell I am diablo time to take your soul.
Yes I am back to my normal body diablo could you help me out of here?

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
The hippie is still in hell argueing with diablo
No you can't leave here you will stay here for all enternity.
Ok then I will just have to tell you my life story so we will know each other better.
Hours later....
Well than I had my 2nd birthday and I got lots of presents.
I don't think i can take this any more.
Hey do you think that you could let him go back up to earth.
Well I guess your the boss.

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
Where am I? Oh hi little girl.
I said hi why aren't you doing anything and where did the background go?
Ok your going down.

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
And so the hippie was forced out of hell
Ok hippie your back on earth just don't come back again PLEASE.
Whatever you can't control me man. Mother nature is the of the soul.
Uggh I am so glad that they're no more hippies.
Little did josh know that there was one right behind him.
Hi Josh or should I say Jimmy?
Must not turn around to see who that person is.

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
The age old struggle
This time I will get you.
As if I am now turning in to I women for some reason.
You are turning into a women?
Correction sir Me a sterotype has returned!!
I am so confused I might as well kill my self since no one else I kill goes away for more than a few minutes.
Me a e-mail to all me friends to tell me saw a sucide

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
Back to a story that isn't going anywere.
I can't take it anymore!!
Me a sent e-mails ever three seconds.
AHHHHHHHH
Me a took a picture with my digutal camera.
I could make a computer out of these ashes.

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
The story has reached new lows.
Me a can send my e-mails now.
You have 5.......thousand e-mails
That be a little low but me did check 5 minutes ago.
To be continued....Hopefully not
Hi Me a sterotype how are you doing? Sincerly Ihaveforgottenmyname
Ihavforgottonmyname me a doing fine I just had dinnerof rice.

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
Hours and many e-mails later
Me a sterotype has one new e-mail from someone she doesn't know.
Well me shouldn't open but it would be impoliete and against my ideas not to.
ERROR!!
ME know how to fix computer easy.
Ahhh me on fire.

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
Be sostupid
Hey brads walking to school when he useally takes his porsch.
Brad why aren't you driving your porsch to school
Leave me only stupid name.
Why are you like this I am your drug dealer.
I said leave me alone stupid name!!

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
I just wanted to sell you drugs!!
Fine
Listen like a moron becuase these narratotions make no sense
Whats making you so upset? I sold you some drugs.
My porsche was stolen.
Do you know who took it?
No clue...I just don't know becuase I am so high. (Maybe you took it)

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
I wonder if he has told his parents he is doing drugs. I doubt they would care though since he is like 20 and shouldn't still be living with his parents.
Think of a horrible solution that won't help anything
Did you tell your parents about your stolen porsche?
No I umm...didn't want to.
Heres the drugs now cough up the dough.
Fine her's the money.

 

by JetPack30
1-25-04
We should go to your house and tell your mom and dad about your car.
Fine.
Think of an even worse idea.
Thanks alot we mistoke my parents house for a police station and got in jail for doing drugs.
Here's some more drugs.

 

by JetPack30
1-27-04
Me still on fire
After a while Me a sterotype un-caught on fire
Yay me not on fire. Now to e-mail friends. Where are my arms?
Where is me?
Welcome to hell balh balh diablo blah blah soul.

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