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by Jizzy
6-12-02
Sex offender Archie is finally released from prison.
woohoo! rack em up!
hey baby...lemme show you something...
aaaaaahhh!
ah well, theres always next time archie!
Bugger.

 

by Jizzy
6-12-02
Why did you run that red light sir.
...becuase i thought it was green....
Whos laughing now?. Dont Drink and drive.

 

by Jizzy
6-12-02
ooh, yeh baby
uhh, your so rough!...oooh
honey! im home!...
My God! Willards home early! dont move..his visions not very good- but his sense of smell and hearing are quite acute...

 

by Jizzy
6-12-02
The Operation was a success
Hey! where am I? professor sutton! whats going on around here? how long have i been asleep?
Later, the duck, with his new human brain went on to become the leader of a great flock
Irwin, however, was ostracized by his friends and family and eventually just wandered south.
quack quack quack quack

 

by Jizzy
6-12-02
For Gods sake henry, tell jane a pleasant stroy for once
she doesnt always have to hear the one about your head

 

by Jizzy
6-12-02
So... i had a dream that a hamburger was eating *me* !

 

by Jizzy
6-12-02
So whats the deal with homework? Your not working on your home!

 

by Jizzy
6-12-02
there it is again...
...a feeling that in a past life i was someone called Shirley Maclaine
shut up george.

 

by Jizzy
6-13-02
Unwittingly, Irwin has a brush with death
dum de doo...
hey!... watch the elbows, buddy!
dum de dum...

 

by Jizzy
6-13-02
After a hard days work...
Remember me, Mr Schneider?
what the?...
Kenya. 1972. If youre going to shoot an elephant, Mr .Schneider, youd better be prepared to finish the job.
oh shit...

 

by Jizzy
6-13-02
so remember...
as you leap, try and look as meanacing as you can...
these humans have the best expressions.

 

by Jizzy
6-13-02
Dammit monica! i cant live this charade any longer!
Im not a telephone repair man who stumbled into your life-
Im lucifer, the prince of darkness and a filthy liar...

 

by Jizzy
6-13-02
So, when farmer bob comes through the door, agnus and edna will swing around the outside...
...betty and janet are going to try and flank from the left and...
...Muriel... are you chewing your cud while im talking?

 

by Jizzy
6-18-02
Yeah i remember Jerry. Good friend of mine...
You know, I never understood a single word he said,
But he always had some mighty fine wine.

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