All comics by John_Cena

 

God Damn Canadians by John_Cena 1-27-04
Is there a problem, eh? That man over there said you shot a tire off his car.	Okay, You there! Damn you. You know what I'm talking aboot?	Jesus!!!! Yes?

 

Rodger, Bravo leader! by John_Cena 1-28-04
Bravo, get to the airstrip at 0300 hours! We gotta get the hell outta here! Yes, sir.	Bravo leader, Bravo leader? Ahhhhhh! Sir?	Same as '03 Hey, why am I in a hole? Aren't you Bin Laden? Eh, no. I am uh Hussein!

 

I noWed a man abouts a horsiey by John_Cena 1-28-04
Hey, I gotsta fix da benchiey, duh Fuck off!	Hey, I gotsa siey a man abut a hosyei What?	Duh, ima so loniely. I'm single!

 

50 first marriages. Part 1 by John_Cena 2-03-04
So your wife doesn't remember you? Try This. Otherwise, you're screwed. Thanks, sir.	Honey, I uh.... Who the hell are you?	I'm screwed. What?

 

49 more marriages. Yawn by John_Cena 2-03-04
Good morning honey! Who are you?	I'm.... OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	AW.....SHIT! You need therapy.

 

Stroll Down Memory Lane by John_Cena 2-06-04
Hey, Remember when we were kids? Best ever.	HEY, PUNK! Ohhh.	Uh, see you tomorrow! Deal.

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