God Damn Canadians by John_Cena1-27-04 Is there a problem, eh? That man over there said you shot a tire off his car. Okay, You there! Damn you. You know what I'm talking aboot? Jesus!!!! Yes?
Rodger, Bravo leader! by John_Cena1-28-04 Bravo, get to the airstrip at 0300 hours! We gotta get the hell outta here! Yes, sir. Bravo leader, Bravo leader? Ahhhhhh! Sir? Same as '03 Hey, why am I in a hole? Aren't you Bin Laden? Eh, no. I am uh Hussein!
I noWed a man abouts a horsiey by John_Cena1-28-04 Hey, I gotsta fix da benchiey, duh Fuck off! Hey, I gotsa siey a man abut a hosyei What? Duh, ima so loniely. I'm single!
50 first marriages. Part 1 by John_Cena2-03-04 So your wife doesn't remember you? Try This. Otherwise, you're screwed. Thanks, sir. Honey, I uh.... Who the hell are you? I'm screwed. What?
49 more marriages. Yawn by John_Cena2-03-04 Good morning honey! Who are you? I'm.... OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AW.....SHIT! You need therapy.
Stroll Down Memory Lane by John_Cena2-06-04 Hey, Remember when we were kids? Best ever. HEY, PUNK! Ohhh. Uh, see you tomorrow! Deal.