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by KIF1
8-07-04
Here Santa
what do you want you (Beep)
santa are you ok
Yes why you dumb (beep)
Are you drunk
all I had was a couple cigs and a least 10 or 11 beers Why

 

by KIF1
8-07-04
Now together we can rule the Northpole
Santa what are you doing. you are already ruling the Northpole
Im talking to this tree about ruling the Northpole
Sometimes I just want to kill Santa uhhh
Who asked you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUH HUH Yeah thats right you better keep walking yeah Hey Im talking to you Come back here you Jackass in the (Beeping) BOX Yeah (BEEP) head

 

by KIF1
8-07-04
Jingle bells Rudolph Smell Ms. Clause laid a elf sled lost its head and the deer got away Hey
What the heck
santa Has got outa control
your not the only one
(To be Continued)
Lets hire a person to do something about it
yes yes

 

by KIF1
8-07-04
HUH
smoke me baby
I dont know
DIE THEN
Honny aahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

by KIF1
8-07-04
You called me.
Yes Im The devil
Hello I need to look like a Human
I want you to go up to Earth and see what itfeels like and dont come back intill you get everything about Earth
Here you go
How do I look

 

by KIF1
8-08-04
I wonder what this does
Mom some dumb Idiot is on your computer and doesnt know what it is
Im uhh uhhh uhhhuhhh IAN
Who the (BEEP) are you
Ok
Well get the (BEEP) out of my house

 

by KIF1
8-08-04
I wonder what this does
Mom some dumb Idiot is on your computer and doesnt know what it is
Im uhh uhhh uhhhuhhh IAN
Who the (BEEP) are you
Ok
Well get the (BEEP) out of my house

 

by KIF1
8-08-04
I wonder what this does
Mom some dumb Idiot is on your computer and doesnt know what it is
Im uhh uhhh uhhhuhhh IAN
Who the (BEEP) are you
Ok
Well get the (BEEP) out of my house

 

by KIF1
8-11-04
Hey its the hottie that kicked me out of here house
Dang cant I even get a date on a ship
Huh whats this
The ship will be leaving in 5 4 3 2 1 Blast off
Thats a really good way to say Hi
Great Im on a ship thats sailing some where and Im with a lonitick on a boat or ship What ever you call it

 

by KIF1
8-11-04
Hey maybe I should go to a ship
Its all about peace and love Peoples
Im not a people Im a Reaper you Jackass
Sorry dood
(To Be Continued)
Im a reaper not a DOOOD!!! Now I can go to the ship like I wanted to BYE Peoples Dood

 

by KIF1
8-11-04
well since were on a ship almost all alone what do you want to do?
Dont push it
I need a ladie for god Sake
Why
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Because I think The devil told be to bring a hot Chick
WHAT????

 

by KIF1
8-11-04
(FLASH BACK)
You forgot to turn me into a human
Now go to earth
(FLASH BACK TEN MINUTES LATER)
Thats better I look goooood
Yes Yes whatever
Uhuh yyeah I look good yeah
Now dont forget to get a hot chick ok ok Now dont forget

 

by KIF1
8-11-04
ow my god this guy likes me. But what would the devil want with me
Uhhhh We have to go to hell now
why
We just have to NOW
(TO BE CONTINUED)
How
Just come on

 

by KIF1
8-11-04
Where am I
HEll My Darling
The Reaper is talking to himself
Maybe I like this girl
Duh of course you like her
Then should I save her
YES

 

by KIF1
8-11-04
Now you will be my Queen
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ill save you
Ow I love boys fighting over me
Shes my girl! No my girl! She was my girl first.. No mine
I have to choose and I choose Ian or called the Reaper
Hey baby lets go home

 

by KIF1
8-11-04
Who the hell are you
Im your lost brother
You totally look like Justin Timburlake
I am
Well stay the hell away from me. You got brittney Cooties. I saw you on MTV dood and it wasnt pretty dood. It was rad but just bad you know what Im saying
OOOOKKKK

 

by KIF1
8-12-04
I wonder if I can scare the guy
I wonder if I can scare that squirrel
This guy stinks at scaring people Now its my turn
Bogggggaaaaa Boga boga
BBBBOOOOO
Mommy

 

by KIF1
8-12-04
we have to talk
Why
It seems that God wants to talk to you
About
That maybe you and him can be in peace and help Hell and heaven
send him in

 

by KIF1
8-12-04
I am God
I dont want to be friends I want to fight for Heaven and Hell
Then we shall but where
In front of the American Flag
(TO BE CONTINUED)
This Kevin with the news it seems the Satan and God Are fighting for Heaven and Hell now Bob with The weather
Heaven and hell is all mine

 

by KIF1
8-12-04
Your Welcome
Thanks God for leting us go on Vaction
I know
Your better then mean old satan
Bye
Bye God

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