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by Kaliska_Nodin
6-21-03
What a prep. I bet the guys only want to get into her pants. *chuckles to herself*
OMG! What a dirty, er.... is that a chick, i dont know.... dont stare girl, dont stare
What the fuck are you looking at prep hoe? *says as she is walking by*
I wouldent talk if i were you, scum punk. *grins sarcasticaly and walks by with her nose in the air*
This teaches you to allways be yourself, and to treat other with respect.
I wish boys didnt allways try to get in my pants..... mabey if i were more independant as she is they wouldent try to..
I wish i was as pretty as her, than mabey i could get a boyfriend *sighs*

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
OH GOD! A DOLPHIN!...... er.... stay still herbert, mabey he wont see you
dum dum de dum.... swiming in the ocean....de da da de.
Yea, Herb, Who did you think it was?
Oh shit. *phew* it is just you Slick.
oh god..... now i have to worry.
*chuckles to himself*

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
Hrm. Contemplating life again. the meaning, the point. All of it. What does it all mean. Why am i here?
Like, i know we all ask the same questions right, but there is never a sign of anything. you ask for a higher power, but nothing shows. I dont get it.
YOU ASK FOR A SIGN? HERE IS YOUR SIGN!
Dear Whomitmayconcern. The meaning of life..... Wait until you die you impatient fuck...... sincerely. The flame.
Well.... i guess..... it gave me a letter........*reads*
Soon Enough?

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
Kali here, just taking my usual rounds in the park. Oh the animals, and the wilderness. i love it here. *sigh* Hi Little Squrriel. How are you today?
*chirp chirp*
Hey Dameon. Didnt expect to run into you today... Whats up?
Not much Kali. You out here talking to Squrriels again? HAHAHA.
Hey? What did i say?
and that is why i hate humans....*grumbles*

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
::You Have Recieved a message:: DeViL says: Kali, you there? Hey?
Yea, now he wants to talk to the squrriel lover.....
Cumon Kali *types*
::You Have Recieved a message:: DeViL says: Kali. i didnt mean to call you a crazy squirrel lover...sorry...Hey! dont walk away! i didnt mean to call you crazy! Come back!
errr.....crazy? crazy!?...moron.......

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
Yea....he is a moron... glad you called it tho....... i wouldent want to have to say it to his face.
Yea..... I dont know if i want to see him today.... *sigh* but i have to ...er.... go now. Bye....
Haha, speak of the Devil. Dameon....
Heh, yea. Whats up cris. Hey you seen Kali around, i gotta tell her something....
Yea, she just headed home..... Although i think you pissed her off there, Dam. HAHA, she even called you moron!
*growls*

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
Dameon. Time to come eat.
Hold on Ma. *click click click*
::You Have Recieved a Message:: DeViL says: Kali, i heard what you said... i am sorry. Serously...
*chuckles*
::You Have Recieved A Message:: -DarkOne- says: You owe me Dam, you owe me. Saturday night. muahahaha.
Ah, Cumon Kali! Saturday? You know....ahhhh...... *walks off*

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
A Short While later.
*click click click click*
::You Have Recived a message:: DeViL says: Dusty, you there. Hey man, i need help. I need you there for Saturday.... Kali.... She is fucked. I dont know what she is going to do....
God Damn Dam......
*waits*
::You Have Recieved a Message:: The1N-onlyDust says: Man, your on your own. Squrriel lover is wack. *lol* Plus, i got a date with Cris. L8er ::User is now offline::

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
oh he will get his..... fucker...
::You Have Recieved a Message:: Lover6969 says: Dam, I gotta talk to you....meet me in the park... 15 mins. ciao (((((hug)))) ::User is Offline::
Where you goin boy?
Out, Ma.... with a *cough* whore *cough*

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
15 mins after the encounter with "Lover6969"
*waits* Shit, she better get here soon. i aint got all day.....
Cris, took you long enough. What the hell is so important.
Dam, it is Kali. She is not talkin good shit about Saturday.....
oh great....... You know to eh? Now what am i going to do....

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
*hear a door open* yea mom, i am just going to write something. i will be down in a bit.
::You Have Recieved an E-Mail From -DarkOne-:: To Open Click Here::
Dam. As i said you owe me one, So i think it better be a good one. you owe me.....hmmmm..... lemmie see here. what should your punishment be? I know, the worst of all. You have to take me out. Kali
......oh no...

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
*click click click*
hmmm......
::You have Recieved a Message:: DeViL says: TJ. you there? I need you for saturday night. Cant tell you why..... Just meet me outside my house... 7pm
::You Have Recieved a Message:: Stallion says: Yo man. No Prob. Jus Remember, you need weapons fo this biatch. haha.:
Is everyone i know a fool?

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
So what you so scared of man? What can she possibly do to you?
Man, she is fucked. She talks to animals, and....she is just fucked...
...and she is like... a fucked up chick... i dont get it.."Oh hello squrrell. i like you. i can talk to animals" hahahaha... hey what man? you look as if she is behind me?
*glares.... then kicks him in the back....walks off*
aw man.....
uggg.... what the hell... hey man.... go get help.....

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
Okay man! ill be back!
Oh......ow...ow... ow..
*lies there*
So Dam.... you get the idea?
*crunch*
OW! fuck Kali, you didnt have to step on me.....ugggg..

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-23-03
Kitty, your my only friend... well besides Cris....and mabey Dusty.... and well...TJ. But yea. you get me
*mew*
At least i can talk to you and you wont judge me..... you like me for me. and all of that. why cant they accept who i am. I am not Crazy... i am not!
*mew*
Hey? Kitty? come back!
Wow, she is a nutcase.... hey, i smell tuna......

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
*knocks on the door* hopefully he answers.......
er, hi.... is Dameon home?
*rae* Ya, i'll get him....
Dameon!!.... theres a brunette thing at the door for you!

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Dam, your mom is fucked....
haha....epitome of trailer park.
So that makes you trailer park trash to eh?
Fuck off.....
hehehe...... prick
Slam!

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Kali thakes the 4 blook walk home.... just minding her own buisness.........
oh good. a protester
Hey man..... I want to get the young generation to be more peacefull. the violence has got to end.... man.... *makes a pitiful peace sign*
er....... Fuck off... *sprays him with pepper spray*
teaches you....
ouch man..... thats not my point.

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Kali. Whats up with you?
Not much Toby. Since when did you start at the 7-11?
Fuck, since the parents decided i needed to. What have you been up to today.
Nothing out of the oridinary. just fucking with Dam, and pepper spraying innocent hippies. *shrugs* you know how it is.
er..... yes.... ordinary
*growls*

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Pointless piece of equipment. God, takes up so much space.....*pulls out the lighter fluid*
burn bitch burn
crap.....now i need a dust pan

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Live Breaking News on this 6 'oclock edition. This evening a peacefull protest was destroyed when a crazed teen attacked.
Hrm...... i dont know what i am going to do if another person calls me crazy......
Clip for the evening report
Well, all of a sudden, she just jumped on me, and kept spraying, and spraying.... i didnt know what to do. i just followed thru on the parts of school i actually remembered. Stop Drop and Roll *nods
So, you are saying she is crazy... do you have a description?
Later on the news, a new puppy was born. Photo's for the next 30 minutes have been submited
Oh, puppy's

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
So what your telling me is that witchcraft is the "Devil's" way of trying to convert you into doing 'bad' things?
I have seen the light now. And yes, the happyness of beliving that the good lord has his happy and enlightened eye on you. I belive that you just need to convert to the only true way.*smiles and nods*
*holds the bible out to her chanting*
*holds her finger out* and......
Much better.....

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Saturday night finnaly rolls around. the dreaded evening.... who knows what could happen between Kali and Dam
Er...... hi
........yea.... hi
So....its saturday. you owe me......
...i know.... what exactly do i owe you?
Nothing. just seeing if you actually had the balls to show up.... heh
So i waste my saturday night for this?

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Although Dam was pissed that he had to stay home and be on his comp, he had found new things to search on the computer......
His favorite RP. Good vs. Evil
DeViL's MoNgEr: *Steps up to Arch Angel and says in a deep voice* Arch, i have thought it through, and i belive that we should join up to save the world against the force.....
Arch Angel: *stands in front of Devil, while putting the sword back into its sheath. he looks into devils eyes, and says* Yes, i belive also that we should join up. *grins slightly*
Who the fuck is this "Arch Angel" dumbass anyway?

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Oh, a new chat. -Sexy Les', hot girls, hot times- mabey i should check this out.... *types a message*
::You have Recived a Message:: DeViL's MoNgEr says: Hey babe, asl, and everything else you wanna say ;) ::
::You Have Recieved a Message: SexGodess6969 says: Hey lover boy *winks* 18/f/wherever you want me. 5'9 115 lbs, blonde, blue eyes, and tanned. *purrs*::
Oh yea! I think i found a new chat partner!

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Yea Dam, so you had this new Chick on the net you wanted to show me?
Yea man, she sounds hot. *chuckles* here i will ask her for a picture *types*
okay.......
::You Have Recived a message: SexGodess6969 sends you a ImageFile. to start transfer click YES. Will open automaticaly::
aw man! That is sick...... some dudes....oh....prison....fuck
*thud*

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Toro! Toro!
*snort stomp*
Oh yea. fight the innocent bull eh? *snort stomp*
Cumon Bull.... No Chicken here. Cumon! Toro! Toro!
Why dont you go fight some animal rights activists or something. shit....
OH GOD! IT TALKS

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-26-03
Yea, so he was going on and stuff "toro toro..." I stood there..
So you just stood there?
Yea, i just stood there, and he went on. then i said to him "Why dont you go fight some animal rights activists or something"
Hehehe.
and he ran away.
Oh for the rights of all bulls out there.

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
Somewhere outside the Bullfighting arena
Say No To Abusing Animals! You Dont Have To Pay To Watch The Touture! They Dont Deserve It!
Hippie! Hippie!
uh, what the hell? *kicks him in the groin*
uhhhh..... last time i listen to a talking bull. i think i need a new carrer.....
Say No To Abusing Animals! You Dont Have To Pay To Watch The Touture! They Dont Deserve It!

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
Nine o'clock news with Peter Newsguy. Tonight in our city, a peacefull protester was wrongfully attacked. The story in a moment.
Huh? whats this?
The officials say a man, dressed in early 70's clothes was brutaly attacked this evening. He claims a young woman, around the age of 17 attacked him, and proceeded to pepper spray him.
*lol* Hmmm, i wonder who this was... mabe i knew them..
The description of the young woman was, about 5'8 average build, brown hair and eyes. Very depressed, and highly abusive
Hahahaha! Kali, i didnt think you had it in you.... *ponders calling the cops*

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
Dameon, whats up?
Hey man, see the news last night?
No, why? whats happening?
Kali man, she went off the deepend on some hippy.... i guess the guy was like "abused" and shit. haha
So i heard..... she told me.
I think i am gunna call the cops on her... bitch fucks with me to often. ya know?

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
Later that day at Kali's house
knock knock
*waits*
Er, can i help you?
Are you this Girl they call Kali? Yes, well, i have been told you were the girl that abused that man in the park today. is this true?
He touched my boob....
hmmm, so he molested you. Well thank you for your time miss. i will get back to you.

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
I am going to kill Dameon.....
Oh but how...... how ever shall i..... *thinks*
You could light him on fire...... kick him.... or even pepper spray him. you seem to like that...
Good idea. the pepper spray..... yea...

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
Hi, i am Kaliska. Yes, a witch. These are my comics. if you dont like them, i am sooo sorry. go suck a goatass for all i care...
I dont like the sound of this.....
Oh be quite you. *points her finger at him*
Thats better
err.......ow.

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
I want to appologize about the lack of "Exciting things going on in this comic story.
Although i am not entirely sure what you want to see in this comic
Whether it be more sex stuff....
or just better jokes and stuff going on, i am not sure....
So with that said, i will leave you with this.
Hi

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
Kali, what are you doing now...?
I am teaching you a lesson.....
And how are you going to do that?
*pulls out the pepper spray....you know the rest...*
oh god.... why do i even ask....

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
Kaliska Nodin, you are under arest for making crappy comics.... you have the right to remain silent, everything.. Blah blah blah
Oh do i?
Um, yes you do ma'am. Please, come with me.
um......i have to see this.
Well.... mabey i should make better comics. *sigh*
oh a new cellmate..... yea.... *winks*

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
*raises an eyebrow*
So you goung to "bunk" with me to... ? *winks again"
Er, no *points her finger at him*
why is she pointing at me?
Thats better....
ow....

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
Teaches you.....
Well, you didnt have to zap me... Warden! Warden!
So you say Miss Kaliska did this to you.
Yes officer, she just pointed at me, and now this.....
*reaches for his com* Yes, i am going to need a dustpan in cell 6. over.
aw fuck

 

by Kaliska_Nodin
6-27-03
So boyfriend, what do you think of my comics?
Well, Kaliska, i am not entirely sure.... I got a boner tho.
That is so like you.......*points at him*
What??
You and your boners
ow..... but i love you....

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