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by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ school
Kyle: HI SHAUN!!!
Shaun: kyle, go away I'm talking to kim. I'll give you an altoid if you go away!
Shaun: Because when i guve you that altoid it shall release a toxic gas causing your spine to shrivel up and turning your already feeble mind into nothing more than an average squash.
Shaun: At that point you will fall onto the ground as a jumbled up carcass. Then 13 mad clowns will stab you into a bloody pulp!
Kyle: sorry I asked...
Shaun: Then a team of archaeologists will mummify you and bury you in a tomb in Egypt while....

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ Kyle's house...
Suddenly...
(GASP!)
Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ Guatemala
Will you adopt me?
Kyle: uhhhh...no.
@ Ethiopia
Will you adopt me?
Kyle: uhhhh...no.
@ Kyle's house
Adopt a child from a third world country!
Kyle: Hmm..not a bad idea

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
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HA! You blinked!
No I didn't you fucker!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
I'm Mrs. Coon!
Ashley: Kyle, you're a prick.
Kyle: This is gay
Johnny Baltz: You do whatever Ashley says.
Kyle: come up with something new to say

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
Drew: Kyle, can you help me get this specialful nail out of my specialful head?
Kyle: uhhhh...no.
Tim: look at all this food I have!
Kyle: uhh...yeah...
Alex: Kyle, you need a life.
Kyle: everyone says that Alex.

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
Ashley: Kyle, you know you want to slap my ass!
Kyle: yes. yes I do.
Brandon: hey, I just found something in my pants!
Kyle: ...
Kyle: I'll just....ease my way out the door now...
Mrs. Coon: BLABLABLA...

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ James's house
Chris Swope: Hey! I got a letter. The gay cowboy show is on...
James: ooh...gay cowboy show...
Seconds later...
James: ...
The gay cowboy show
I'm gay. Are you gay?
I'm gayer than you! I just humped a horse!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ Drew's house
Drew: I'm special!
Kyle: congratulations.
@ Drew's house
Drew: Cheese is special!
Kyle: congratulations.
@ Drew's house
Drew: I'm stuck in a special garbage can!
Kyle: congratulations.

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ Alex's house
Alex: Moo.
@ Kyle's house
Evertotheleft: Moo.
Kyle: Bastard! Moo is my word! I'll fucking kill you!
@ Ashley's house
LordBlazer13: Bastard! Moo is my word
Ashley: Kyle you're a fucking prick!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ Kyle's house...
Kyle: hey alex, watch out, there's killer clowns on the loose
@ Alex's house...
LordBlazer13: hey alex, watch out, there's killer clowns on the loose
Alex: wha?
Alex: you're not going to kill me are you?
(Damn i want me a peice of his sweet ass...)

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
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Yes they're square!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ a dark alleyway...
Teach ya how to fuck, $5.
Tim: Wow, okay!
Cen...
..Sored
Minutes later...
Tim: How long 'till I can shit without bleeding again?
Couple weeks. Don't sue me.

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ Somewhere...
Alex: ...
Suddenly...
Alex: ...?
BOO! I DAMN YOU TO HELL WHERE YOU SHALL FACE YOUR GREATEST FEAR!!!
Seconds later...
Alex: NOOOO!!! Jess in lingerie!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ Somewhere...
I'm going to stab myself...
Kyle: NO! Don't do that! Use this hammer.
Alrighty!
Kyle: ...
Ow...
Kyle: HAHAHA! What a stupid fucker!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
Somewhere...
I like to put nuts in my mouth and suck on them.
Really?
I just ate a polka-dot peanut!
Wha...?
NYAH!!!!
Thid comic was made because Kyle couldn't come up anything logical to make.

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
Why do you have a dick hanging off your head?
It's not a dick.
Well if its not a dick, what is it?
I don't know...
Let me touch it and see if I can get it to jizz.
...

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ Somewhere...
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(He has a nice ass...)
Hey! Are you staring at my ass?
No!
You were staring at my ass!
POOF! Now you're wearing a purple sweatshirt!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ Somewhere...
Wow! you're a cute puppy!
Thanks!
Hey! Dog-in-a-thong is a registered trademark of mine bitch!
well fuck off! i'll wear sexy swimwear whenever i damn well feel like it!
Let's fuck
Okay.

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
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That really sucked.

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
Jew
HO HO HO!
I'm jewish.
Narc
HO HO HO!
I'm High
Jess
HO HO HO!
Jess: Will you fuck me?

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
Germany
Jess: saugen Sie Ihren Penis, fünf Dollar
Spain
Jess: aspire su pene, cinco dólares
America
Jess: Suck your dick, $5.

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ underwater
Hello my name is Jim.
......
Fine! Don't talk to me!
......
You were being mean to Jim weren't you? I don't like when people are mean to my friends, it makes me want to crush human bones between my sharp teeth.
......!!!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-02-02
@ Somewhere...
Okay, I'm here. Now let's see...
If I follow the instructions here it should work...
Seconds later...
GOD DAMNIT!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-03-02
Heh, I'm gonna kill them both.
I don't want to get fucked again!
I'm gonna eat him.
I'm gonna fuck him.
It sucks being an ass.
Stupid kangaroo, don't he know that hos like him can't breathe underwater?

 

by KyleMangoes
3-03-02
This is the only funny one.
So yeah, I nailed my girlfriend.
I hope you don't mean what I think you mean...
So what happened to you?
Oh, I don't know, maybe I burned myself dumbass!
Dont talk or you'll wake up james!
I'm already up big boy!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-04-02
French people suck my cock!! (Les français sucent mon pénis!!)

 

by KyleMangoes
3-07-02
@ Kyle's house...
...
Kyle: BRB
Hey, you know when you're downloading a big file, and when theres only a few seconds left, your computer suddenly crashes?
We do that on purpouse.
Kyle: What?!!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-07-02
Kyle: Ashley, I'd just like to say sorry for not getting you anything for your birthday but you only gave me one day notice and all.
So I decided to get you this pink donkey since its the cutest thing on strip creator.
The next day at Ashley's house...
Do you love me?
Ashley: Oh Kyle thank you so much I love this

 

by KyleMangoes
3-13-02
Microsoft sucks...
Use microsoft word!
TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT
Fat people suck...
Would you like a sticky bun?
Would you like a subscription to your local newspaper?
Survivor:Austraillia sucks...
.............
I'm gonna catch some killer food!

 

by KyleMangoes
3-24-02
Over the net...
What's up scrub?
J00 mu57 ph342 my 1337 h4x021n9 5k1115! mu4h4h4h4h4!
At least I wear good clothes.
j00 mu57 b3 ph3421n9 nuk35 ph02 7h3y 5h411 b3 c0m1n9!
At least I dont waste my time learning 1436 or whatever it is, scrub!
j00 ju57 d0n7 937 17 d0 j00? j00 423 73h 9h3y, 1 4m 73h funn3y!

 

by KyleMangoes
5-09-02
@ Ashley's house...
LordBlazer13: Hi. I'm bored. What's up?
Ashley: REALLY care what you have to say. *hits block button*
BlazerIMP: Don't block me, it makes me think you don't love me anymore...
Ashley:Argh!
FrozenPoopSack: Ashley, don't you love me?
Ashley: OH CHRIST! Leave me alone damnit!

 

by KyleMangoes
5-14-02
NEXT WEEK ON THE CROCODILE HUNTER...
Hello, I'm Steve Irwin, and today we're tracking the elusive central park bench squirrel.
It's been rumored to carry every disease from Sepholidis to rabies.
Watch me as I put it in my pants and proceed to beat it with an aluminum baseball bat.

 

by KyleMangoes
5-23-02
@ Somewhere...
a/s/l?
OH NO!! It's the dreaded AOL chatroom squirrel!
u suk. j/k! lol!
OH GOD KILL ME!
Where did the benches go? find out next week!
wat u doin? lol!
Ah....sweet death

 

by KyleMangoes
5-23-02
@ school
Kyle:You suck!
Alex: No, you suck!
@ school
Kyle: No you suck!
Alex: No, you suck!
@ school
Kyle: No you suck!
Alex: Ashley's a cum-guzzling whore.

 

by KyleMangoes
5-23-02
@ Somewhere...
Why do you have a dildo coming out of your head?
Hey! It's an ear, my other one got cut off. Look at you, you're ugly as hell!
@ Somewhere...
You don't have to be so mean, can't you see that i dont have a...... *coughDICKcough*
Hey man, I'm sorry, we all have our problems, just that you have about a million more than other people, like those feet in your ears, and your red eyes, and...
@ Somewhere...
Wanna be gay lovers?
.........Yes.....

 

by KyleMangoes
5-29-02
We see you.
Yeah. And we don't like what you're doing.
Yeah. You really should get a life.
Instead of sitting there looking at porn all day.
You're so sad.
The return of Captain Obvious!

 

by KyleMangoes
5-31-02
@ Reading Class
I'm Mrs. Coon!
Luke: *ping...ping....ping....*
BLABLABLA
Luke: *ping...ping....ping....*
BLABLABLA
Luke: *ping...ping....ping....*

 

by KyleMangoes
5-31-02
Dude, what the fuck?!
Well, recently www.stripcreator.com added more character in the submitted section.
So? You look constipated!
Well you're some kind of fucking fruit!
*KA-CHANGE*
Okay, this is messed up!
*This graphic is reserved for Luke*

 

by KyleMangoes
5-31-02
@ Jewish-land.
Hello, my son.
I'm Jewish. So go away.
@ Graveyard-land.
Hello, my son.
I'm dead. So go away.
@ A field
Don't even think about, bi-atch!
DAAAGH!!

 

by KyleMangoes
5-31-02
Everything is distorted.
heh-heh-heh
huh-huh-huh
heh-heh-heh
huh-huh-huh
If they weren't stoned...
heh-heh-heh...
huh-huh-huh...

 

by KyleMangoes
11-22-02
Hey! You were staring at my ass!
What? No I wasn't!
YES YOU WERE! *KA-POOF*
Uh oh...
THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT! HaHaHa!
AHHHHHHHH!

 

by KyleMangoes
4-04-03
I'll fucking kill you ARRR
Is there truly a need for that kind of derragatory comment?
Yes! Oh course! You fucking scurvey dog ARRR....
Why must you add to the already expansive stereotype of Post-Medieval Europeans? I think they're getting enough problems as it is.
Shut up, I have fucking Hemhorroids. Arrrr...
I HAVE 37 STD's.

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