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by Larlar
9-24-02
mmmmm....squirrel....
What the fuck is that smell?
I wonder if make good pie...
I was sure I deodorized this morning.
To be continued...
Get in box, mister squirrel!
What happened to your tie?

 

by Larlar
9-25-02
I have squirrely goodies in box!
Are you going to eat me?
How I make fuzzy squirrely thing get in box, mister book?
I think he wants to eat me. Alright, then. Time to leave.
To be continued...
"Step 1: put squirrel in box." That no help!
Where the fuck did this wall come from?

 

by Larlar
9-25-02
It over, little squeak.
Can't we talk about this? Shit, I can't talk!
TIME TO BE MY STOMACH PIE!
I don't even like pie...
To be continued...
What you mean, "don't like pie?"
You're not supposed to read my thought balloons. Damn, you're so stupid.

 

by Larlar
9-25-02
Getting dark...squirrel pie so far away from stomach. I give up.
That's right, bitch. I'm not going to let you eat me. Now get lost.
No! Voices say something to my head!
You've gotta be kidding me...
To be continued...
I axe you good, they say.
Do I get an axe, too?

 

by Larlar
9-25-02
Hold still, squirrely squirrel.
Bring it on, fat boy. I'm going to bite out your eyes and skullfuck you.
AHHHH! What happen?
Time for my Flying Blackout Kung-Fu kick!
Finished...at long last.
My head has pain inside!
I hear it's best to drill it out.

 

by Larlar
9-25-02
There is a donkey hidden somewhere in this strip. Can you find it before the kids at home do?
Blow me.

 

by Larlar
9-25-02
Jason, who sold his pants to buy more beer, attempts to pick up a local female on the side of the road with a harmless joke.
Hey baby. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The little boy in the trunk of my car!
That's disgusting.
Wanna fuck?
Where's that crying sound coming from?

 

by Larlar
9-25-02
Jason's drunken wandering leads him downtown...
You know what I like about 10-year-old girls?
You can just flip them over and pretend they're 10-year-old boys!
Am I making you wet?
I had to leave my Taser at home...

 

by Larlar
9-26-02
...so then the duck said, "put it on my bill!"
That's my joke.
What? No, I just made it up.
No, that's my joke. You stole my joke. I just told it to you not more than a month ago.
Uh...
Well, at least now I know what you meant when you said you "recreate" jokes. Jackass.

 

by Larlar
9-26-02
"Up next on the Amish Midget Porn Channel: can Ezekiel fit it all inside his tiny temptress before God finds out?"
I think I just creamed my jeans.

 

by Larlar
9-26-02
Just gotta check the forum and then I'm outta here.
FOOM!!!
"You have been banned for flaming."
...crackle...

 

by Larlar
9-26-02
Somewhere in England...
That's the biggest flaming fag I've ever seen.

 

by Larlar
9-28-02
clickclickclickclick
"Whippy, you bastard, get on out here and make a Goemon strip. I SUMMON THEE!"
click
...and "submit"...
"You have been banned from the forum."
Motherfucker!

 

by Larlar
9-28-02
These should all be read as 1.
Where's the fucking punchline?
...should be read as 1 whole.

 

by Larlar
9-29-02
With Larlar as my muse, I wrote a comic strip in 3 minutes!
But it wasn't even funny! Just full of instances of the word "gay."
but...3 minutes!
...and it says here it took you half an hour to write it...
...uh...but...
So, do you sleep out here, or what?

 

by Larlar
9-29-02
If you post a comic strip and save the PA thread, then my deaf friend here will start stripping.
And she'll suck your cock for $5
I wonder what she's saying...
That'll teach her to take pictures of me when I'm sleeping.

 

by Larlar
10-22-02
So what did you think of my PA parody comic strip?
I think it deserves to suck my chode. You don't even know what "parody" means, do you?
Uh...
Did you know "enema" is a verb? I will enema you!
Get the fuck off my bench. Douchebag.

 

by Larlar
4-29-03
Holy shit, you're me!
Not quite, I'm the gay version of you.
I'm writing you a ticket.
I have a bigger penis than you.

 

by Larlar
4-29-03
I FIRE HOT!!!
I NO WATCH FIRE TOO HOT!!!
WATCH FIRE IS ME I HOT YOU!!!
AH NO WATCH OUT EYES TOO BURNING IN...AHHH!!!
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION!!!
IN MY OPINION!!!

 

by Larlar
4-29-03
hi grass
moo
moo
munch
no
gargle

 

by Larlar
6-06-04
welcome to fish limbo
but I am a ghost, not a fish
i smell like fish, though

 

by Larlar
6-06-04
boo!
/kill
hee hee

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