All comics by LucaBlight

 

by LucaBlight
5-07-04
At first there was man...
I supposed be caveman. This best I can do.
Then, there was the 1800's (work with me)...
I don't even make sense placed in this panel...I look Greek...and old...
Then the 1980's...
Woo! Aerosmith rules! Woo!

 

by LucaBlight
5-07-04
Present Day...
TV rules society. I need money. What's a job? Am I asking too many questions? I'm sorry. Do I seem too apologetic?
Next up: Random Reality Show that exploits poor people's feelings, hosted by the kid from The Last Starfighter!
And the future...
We're all short and bearded in the future. It's hard to reach stuff. We need more step stools.
What if they all became one?
I like messing with my Time Machine.
Oh, professor, hehehehe.

 

by LucaBlight
5-07-04
Would things go awry?
Hey. I caveman.
I still don't make sense considering my time period...
Would things stay the same?
Aerosmith still rules! Woo!
Sure. Cool.
Would the professor be happy of his succees?
Why did you bring us all here?
I thought it would make a good sitcom!

 

by LucaBlight
5-07-04
What would happen if the professor bailed?
Oh...but this isn't a TV show...it's real time.
Uh...urr...look over there!
Who would take charge?
Well, looking the oldest and wisest, I believe I should be the leader now. And I still don't fit my time frame, so I might as well make myself worth something...
Woo! Aerosmith!
Read the next one to see what happens.
We should get a house or something...individual ones.
No. We live together. You're our link to the common times. But lets crash at this lab tonight. I'm tired. It's how we old people get. Did I just say crash? I now vow to get more in character tomorrow.

 

by LucaBlight
5-08-04
Yesterday on 'Catching Up With the Times'
I like playing with my time machine.
Oh, professor, hehehehehe...
Tonight's episode: #1; or How I Learned to Find a Home and Love Time
I up first...I bored. I cook eggs.
*yawn*...what're you doing?
Make eggs.

 

by LucaBlight
5-08-04
...you're from the past. Super past. Prehistoric past. You can't even comprehend utensils, let alone cooking eggs...
D'oh! I can say that, no plagiarize. Look like grey Simpson with hockey mask.
...again, you're from the past. You don't know what the Simpsons are...
You no make me mad! I chop you! I chop you until I kill you!
What's all the axing about?
He's being very out of character.

 

by LucaBlight
5-08-04
I do believe that is my job.
I sorry. Back in character. Fire good.
...now that we're all up, should we go look for a house, or something?
What about that guy that always chimes on about classical music?
Right before the commercial...
Aerosmith! Woo!
Uh...prehistoric man can carry him. He look like he has power. Let's go...

 

by LucaBlight
5-08-04
And we're back.
Cop cars? Where are we, New York?
Cop cars? Where are we, Old York?
Cop cars? Where are we, New York?
Siren wheels? Where is us, Future York?
Cop cars? Wonder if Steven Tyler's in there. Woo!
Some things never change. Oh yeah, in the future, we can read thoughts.

 

by LucaBlight
5-08-04
I like it.
Does it have a nice stereo system? Woo! Aerosmith!
Looks...freaky.
I'm with the grey guy.
?!
?!

 

by LucaBlight
5-08-04
...who are you?
Uh...look over there!
Huh?
...that's twice in two days...
Even I smarter than you. So, we get this house, or no?

 

by LucaBlight
5-08-04
Uh...any objections?
No. Woo!
Let's go inside, then.
Let's!
Urr...did we just agree to live in a school?
What school?

 

by LucaBlight
5-08-04
A place you've never been, haha! Woo!
You're one to talk.
You get served. I think. What that mean?
You just said it...how can you not know what it means?
One more commercial break...
Big board with words. I can read. I special.
I enjoy our new home! As the leader, I make it official that we live in this building!

 

by LucaBlight
5-08-04
And we're back...
Don't we need to buy it, or something?
No. Who but us in our uncanny ways would live in a school?
He makes a fair counterpoint.
Shut up.
It official, then. Here we live.
I believe the grammar you seek is 'We live here'!

 

by LucaBlight
5-08-04
...jerk.
Sorry, the surroundings are rubbing off on me.
Oh. Understand.
Good.
Tune in next time.
So...I guess this is where I'll sleep...
Goodnight. I'll find another place. Tomorrow, we get acquainted. Which is weird, considering we're living together today...but, it shall happen then. Sleep well.

 

by LucaBlight
5-09-04
Yesterday on 'Catching Up With the Times'
Urr...did we just agree to live in a school?
What school?
Tonight's episode: #2; or You Are the Hardest Person to Get to Know
*yawn*...I should get dressed. I look weird in these pajamas.
Hey, get out here, time to get acquainted already!
Just a minute, let me get dressed and shave first!
Alright.

 

by LucaBlight
5-09-04
A few seconds later...
So...time to get acquainted, then?
Yes it is. I'll go first. I am Prometheus Gargantua Johnston the Third. I'm from the future.
I shall call you...Fred!
...does that even make sense? You know what, I don't care. Call me Fred.
The reason I shall call you Fred is that it is my name, and it shall be easier to remember!
Um...then what will we call you? I'm Walt, by the way.

 

by LucaBlight
5-09-04
As you are called Walt, I shall be Steve, and another shall be Dave!
...how can you even understand that reference?!
I don't kn--
I wanna be Steve. Like Steven Tyler. You be Dave. Woo!
It shall...be done!
I still don't know how you get the reference...

 

by LucaBlight
5-09-04
What I called?
Uh...Neanderthal Joe? Woo!
YOU DARE INSULT NEANDERTHAL JOE?!
...this doesn't make sense...
Commercial break time...
Get used to it lad, for in the future, nothing makes sense!
Hell, me being from the 1800's and wearing a toga doesn't make sense, we're not complaining about that are we?

 

by LucaBlight
5-09-04
We're back.
Not openly...
Then, all is well.
...the future's gonna suck...
...I still pissed off...
We're cool, dude.
Neanderthal Joe sorry...what neanderthal mean, anyway?

 

by LucaBlight
5-09-04
It appears...the future is now!
Wait, I'm still confused about who's named what...let me write it all down.
Tell him, Walter!
...you don't even get it, and you made the reference...well...one thing's good about all this.
What's that, dude? Woo!
I can't possibly get any more confused...

 

by LucaBlight
5-09-04
Ha ha, you sardonic. That funny.
Well, there goes that theory...how do you know what sardonic means?
Uh...has magic been proved real or fake yet?
I believe it was Prometheus Gargantua...
Your name is longer than that of one from the time period I look like I come from!
What does sardonic mean?

 

by LucaBlight
5-09-04
...forget that. I got your names. Now...I'm gonna go and watch some TV...that's a machine were images appear to entertain those with nothing better to do.
Has the Seinfeld network been made yet? If so, let's watch that.
Seinfeld network?
A network of television were regardless of what time of day, an episode of Seinfeld will be on!
One more commercial break...
...I knew it would happen soon enough. Oh well, not a complaint. It was my idea, actually.
What Seinfeld?

 

by LucaBlight
5-09-04
Back again.
The guy who plays Frankie on Benson. Woo!
Uh, yeah, that's it.
I was referring to...
Let him have his moment in the sun. It will never happen again.
I fear sun. I firey.
So that's why you're grey...

 

by LucaBlight
5-09-04
Yeah.
Such a curt answer...
What curt mean?
Uh...er...it means...time to watch the TV!
Tune in next time...
Hmm, I wonder what's on...
Do abrupt endings kill television shows? Tune in tonight to find out!

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
Yesterday on 'Catching Up With the Times'
Uh...has magic been proved real or fake yet?
I believe it was Prometheus Gargantua...
Today's episode: #3; or Why Not to do the Ninja Episode So Soon
TV controls the world and all that exists. Do you agree, future man?
Can't you just call me by my name, given by the Greek guy?
I thought I was from the 1800's...
You don't even know, do you?

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
It's just so confusing, you know...
He makes a fair counterpoint.
And your name is Fred.
Uh...care to tell me your point here?
...I couldn't come up with a good counterpoint. You win.
Neanderthal Joe think you funny. Still.

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
Why is the neanderthal guy smarter than me?
I just realized something...you look like a character from Beavis and Butt-head.
Dare you insult me?! And, uh...oh yeah, what's Beavis and Butt-head?
Never mind it. You wouldn't even understand this.
Would I understand it?!
No, but I would, as I am from the future!

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
Wouldn't being from the future allow you to already know what it is?
Oh, uh...right...I did not take that into consideration!
And you guys say I not smart.
Did we ever say that? For I don't remember doing such..
Uh, I did dude. Kind of. But not really. In a way.
You never insult Neanderthal Joe and get away with it...except for this time...and that last time.

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
All these crazy people living with me in an abandoned school...
Yeah, crazy, whatever. I read now.
...all is resolved, with the axe and what not?
Yeah. Back to thinking about Aerosmith. Woo!
Cliffhanger commercial!
Then all is we--who the hell are you?!
Where am I?

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
Killing your hopes of a ninja battle, we're back.
Oh...uh...my car broke down, and I came in here to look for a phone or something.
Oh...well...we just moved in, so to speak, so...we don't have a phone yet.
Oh...um, well then...wait, do you guys live here?
Indeed we do!
Wait, so...you know what, forget it. I don't think I want to know.
So...you're a ninja, huh?

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
What? Oh, OH, this, no, I'm not a ninja.
You just lost a good twenty coolness points, buddy.
Well then...if you're not a ninja, why do you dress like one?
I into book. I wonder if they do stuff without Neanderthal Joe. Would be shame.
Well, uh, quite simply, it's laundry day.
So...you just wore your...urr...spare ninja suit?

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
Uh, yeah, I guess. What's wrong with that?
Well, you know, I just think it's kind of weird.
What's weird?
Well, you know, you just owning a spare ninja suit and what not...
I do believe he's trying to call you...a freak!
Freak cool word.

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
Oh, uh really, you think so?
Well, yeah, I mean...
Oh, please. don't patronize me...you should be honest, man, I mean...if you can't have honesty...
Well, I mean, it's not that weird...I mean, sure it's out of the ordinary, but you know, different strokes, and what not.
What'chu talking bout, Walter? Ha.
I'm sure that if I understood that, I would laugh profusely!

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
Well, uh...yeah...so...
Um...uh...I guess you should go now, or something...
Oh, oh, yeah, right...well, sorry for bothering you and all, but I'll be on my way, then.
Uh...thanks for dropping by...I guess...
Well, bye.
Hey guys, look...it's a ninja!

 

by LucaBlight
5-10-04
Wow, you're perceptive.
Oh, sorry, try to catch up with time, my bad, never again do anything *useful*...
No, wait, sorry...I didn't mean...you know...
I just kidding. Haha.
And end it with the random dumb joke. Tune in next time.
Oh...alright, then.
Where'd that ninja go?

 

by LucaBlight
5-11-04
Last time on 'Catching Up With the Times'
Well, bye.
Hey guys, look...it's a ninja!
Tonight's episode: #4; or This Was Written in Haste By a Tired Writer
So, uh...that was interesting.
Why, what do you mean lad?
Well, I mean a ninja, just appearing here...
Didn't you listen to him? He wasn't a ninja. He was a man in a ninja suit. It was...laundry day!

 

by LucaBlight
5-11-04
Yeah, but still, he looked like a ninja.
What if I were to say *YOU* looked like a ninja?!
Well, do I? I'm curious now. Hmm...could I be a ninja...?
Well, it's not that hard, aparently all you need is the outfit.
To be a ninja requires much training...who would make such claims?
Why, you would, lad!

 

by LucaBlight
5-11-04
Well that's not what I meant...
Well, it is what you said, dude.
No it wasn't! I simply meant that...
I'm from the future! I know what you meant!
...this future talk is really bothering me.
Hey, did the door just ring or something? I think...I heard something!

 

by LucaBlight
5-11-04
Um...I guess I'll go check...or something...
Where's that Neanderthal Dude?
Um...dude...
Trick or treat for unicef.
Commercial time.
There are two things wrong with what just happened here...
What they be?

 

by LucaBlight
5-11-04
Back.
Well first, you only trick or treat on Halloween. Second...well, do you even know what unicef is?
No...
Well, neither do I...but you end up getting money.
Oh...well then...trick or treat for money.
...I was about to say you don't get said money from your own house, either...it doesn't make sense.
Oh...think I understand...I go different house, make money.

 

by LucaBlight
5-11-04
Um...okay...but don't be shocked if they yell at you.
They yell at me and I kill them until dead!
Well that was just wacky. Neanderthal Joe tried uniceffing our house. Here's a question...which one of you geniuses decided to inform him of unicef?
Uh, heh...that'd be me, dude.
Why, may I ask...?
Combine classic get rich quick schemes with laziness, and what do you get? Me.

 

by LucaBlight
5-11-04
...maybe the scientist was right. This really is a damned sitcom that I'm living on...
Well then, I hope it's not HBO...I'm not going near any of you!
Come and knock on our door! 'Cause we're, five's comapny too! Da da da da da da!
Well, okay, sure, Three's Company but there's more of us, and no Suzanne Somers...
Or Joyce DeWitt, dude.
Or John Ritter!

 

by LucaBlight
5-11-04
Alright Fred, go ahead and say Richar...wait, how the hell do you know about Three's Company, Dave?
Which one of us is Dave, again?
Greek.
Oh, right, right...
Another cliffhanger commercial.
To answer your question...all through your ninja capades, save for my speaking parts, I was watching that wonderful television of yours! TV Land.
*sound of knocking on the door*

 

by LucaBlight
5-11-04
I'll get it, I'll get it.
Where's the Neanderthal Guy?
Urr...didn't this scenario play out already?
This time have flowers.
I noticed...but why?
Pick up date.

 

by LucaBlight
5-11-04
...you have much to learn. Come inside. It's getting late.
Okay, fine.
Where were you, dude?
Learning.
Been there, done that.
Failed at it too, didn't you?

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