I found this flyer explaining in detail a trip to Yosemite you hadn't told me about. I made several copies for me and your relatives so we can call you relentlessly.
How thoughtful.
Your brother still hasn't called me. It's been five seconds since I left a long screechy message on his phone. Does he hate me?
Yes.
I don't think he hates me.
And I didn't think you'd be ridiculous this quickly, but here we are.
