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| I'm Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger. I'm here to prove my martial arts mastery. Are you ready Jackie? | |
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| I'm ready . Hey brown hair! I remember when you had blond, then red hair..Oh, well nevermind, Jackie Chan will wipe you out. Your time is past old man! | |
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| We'll see. Hyah!! Ouch! I pulled a muscle! My expression hasn't changed because I have limited acting skills. Good Men Wear Black is a fine example of this. | |
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| Haha! Is that all you got? I'm the champion! | |
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| I'm Steven Seagal. I'm cool since I starred in that movie with that rapper kid. Are you intimidated by my squinty stare? | |
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