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by MISTER_FART
2-06-03
IT WAS A COLD WINTERS DAY
HEY GUESS WHAT, I FOUDN THIS SUPER COOL CONDOME!!!, WANT TO USE IT??
TALK TO THE HAND
IT WAS A RAINY SPRING DAY
HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP ME MAKE EFFECTINVE USE OF THIS SEXUAL PARAPHANALIA??
THINK PRACTICALLY, NOT LINEARLY
IT WAS A SUNNY SUMMERS DAY
MAYBE I WILL JUST USE THIS GREAT CONDOM WITH SOMEONE ELSE >:>:
OH SHITCAKES, YOU NEVER TOLD ME IT WAS A "GREAT" CONDOM :):):)

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
HELLO??
HEELLLOOOOOO??????
OH!! THERE YOU ARE

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
I LOVE THIS COMIC
IT IS FUNNY AND IT HAS JOKES
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THIS COMIC STRIP WAS GOING NO WHERE.....
WHOOPS, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
LOOK AT THESE 2 LITTLE NIPS....
NIP
NIP
.........
NIP
NIP
DONT THEY JUST FUCK YOU OFF
NIP
NIP

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON!!!
THELMA AND LOUISE!!!!
PRINCESS ROCK AND SLIME MACHINE AKA TWEETY AND SYLVESTER!!!!

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
THIS COMIC IS DOING SOMETHING THAT NO COMIC HERE HAS EVER DONE BEFORE!!!
THIS COMIC STRIP IS TOTALLY NEW AND ORIGINAL
YES I KNOW, NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THIS BEFORE!!
CAN YOU SEE WHAT IT IS YET???
THIS STRIP WILL PROBABLY BE THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA HERE ON STRIPCREATOR
I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT HAPPEN, THIS COMIC JUST CONINTUES TO BLOW MY MIND EACH PANEL
THE EXCITING THING THAT THEY ARE DOING IS IS THAT THEY ARE BOTH NOT LOOKING AT EACH OTHER WHEN THEY TALK!! LOLOL
I KNOW I KNOW, IT IS ALMOST AS IF THIS MISTER FART CHARACTER JUST CANNOT RUN OUT OF IDEAS
FULLY, IT IS JUST... FUCK, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY, BUT I BET IT WAS GOING TO BE A JOKE OF SOME SORT

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
THIS TEXT REALLY HAS NO RELEVANCE TO WHAT IS HAPPENING BELOW
THAT NARRATION REALLY SUCKS
I KNOW, WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT WE ARE SAYING??
IN FACT, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS AT ALL, IT OFFERS NO ASSISTANCE IN BETTER UNDERSTANDING THE JOKE
I HAVE NO IDEA, IT IS AS IF IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN
IT DOESNT EVEN HELP WITH THE PLOT, IT MAY AS WELL BE TALKING ABOUT THE COST OF EGGS IN CHINA
IF THERE WAS NARRATION FOR THIS NARRATION IT WOULD READ "DO NOT READ THE NARRATION"
NARRATION, WHY DONT YOU JSUT FUCK OFF??
YEAH, FUCK OFF

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE??
OKAY!!!!
ALRIGHT... "JOKE" !!!!!
????
THAT JOKE SUCKED

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
ELECTRICITY AND SHIT IS REALY TRIPPY
WHOOOAAAAHHH
I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT BEFORE

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
SOMETIMES I CAN JUST TALK AND TALK
WHOOPS, WRONG BOX
SO JUST STOP ME IF I START GETTING CARRIED AWAY
OKAY

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
WANT TO SEE ME VANISH?
SURE!!
THERE
I DONT SEE ANYTHING??
WHAT ABOUT NOW?
NOPE

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
WANT TO SEE ME VANISH??
SURE!!
THERE
I DONT SEE ANYTHING??
WHAT ABOUT NOW??
NOPE

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
WANT TO SEE ME VANISH?
SURE!!
THERE
I DONT SEE ANYTHING??
WHAT ABOUT NOW?
NOPE

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
WANT TO SEE ME VANISH?
SURE!!
THERE
I DONT SEE ANYTHING??
WHAT ABOUT NOW?
NOPE

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
WANT TO SEE ME VANISH?
SURE!!
THERE
I DONT SEE ANYTHING??
WHAT ABOUT NOW??
NOPE

 

by MISTER_FART
2-08-03
OINK OINK OINK OINK
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
OINK OINK
OINK

 

by MISTER_FART
2-09-03
LETS CURSE AT EACH OTHER!!!
OKAY!!!!
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT
CUNT

 

by MISTER_FART
2-09-03
nip
fuck off chris
nip
stop farting chris
fuck off nip
go back to your own country

 

by MISTER_FART
2-23-03
....
....
YOU CAN LAUGH NOW

 

by MISTER_FART
2-23-03
HEY!
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK YOU ARE A MICROPHONE??
IRONY I GUESS :(

 

by MISTER_FART
4-29-03
ANY ORDINARY DAY AT THE EMMIT OFFICE
PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO LOVE THIS NEW FORMAT ISNT IT GREAT HOW WE ARE NOTHING LIKE THE OLD EMIT THAT COMPLETELY SUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA MY ASS!!
YEHA I KNOW, OUR NAME IS EVEN THE SAME, PEOPLE WILL NEVER CORRELATE US WITH BEING SHIT EATERS AGAIN!!!
NOW THAT WE ARE HIP AND COOL AND INDIE I BET WE CAN GET AWAY WITH MORE STUFF
YEAH, I BET I COULD SAY, WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE BIG DAY OUT AND PUT IN PICTURES OF TITS AND EVERYTHING
DIDNT THE OLD EMIT ALREADY DO THAT JOKE??
SHUTUP FUCKFACE

 

by MISTER_FART
4-29-03
I JUST READ THE LATEST ISSUE OF EMIT
OH REALLY, I HAVENT HEARD OF IT
ITS A MAGAZINE ABOUT UMMM....
??
LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT
OKAY

 

by MISTER_FART
4-29-03
HELLO FIRE WILL YOU SHAVE MY ARM HAIR??
TOO BUSY BURNING!! HAHAHA
HELLO PHONE WIL YOU SHAVE OFF MY LEGGS HAIR??
TOO BUSY RINGING HAHAHAHAHAA
HELLO MUM WILL YOU SHAVE AND EAT MY ANAL HAIR
SURE SON

 

by MISTER_FART
7-29-03
HEY SIMON, DID YOU SEE EMIT NOW HAS COMIC STRIPS?
YEAH JOHNNY, ITS GREAT, ITS LIKE THE MAGAZINE IS NO LONGER INSULTING MY INTELLIGENCE
....
HEY.. WAIT A MINUTE....
SOON AFTER THIS COMIC STRIP ENDED SIMON DISSAPEARED AND WAS NEVER SEEN OR HEARD OF AGAIN.
*UNHAPPY FACE*
YOU READ EMIT MAGAZINE!!!

 

by MISTER_FART
3-31-04
IM SO COLD I COULD FREEZE A NUT SACK OFF LOL
HERE THIS SHOULD WARM UP YOUR COCK SACKS
????
LOL

 

by MISTER_FART
3-31-04
Derrick the gay cowboy was has recently involved in a messy breakup with his boyfriend after his moustache became dismembered after a fight involving lasoos and pistols
IM ALL FOR BEING A STEREOTYPE, BUT DONT YOU THINK YOU ARE TAKING IT A LITTLE TOO FAR??
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT GORGEOUS???
after the tragic loss of the moustache gay cowboy realised that the only thing making him gay was his gay moustache
I MEAN THE WHOLE GAY COWBOY THING,
BUT IM NOT EVEN GAY SWEETY PIE!!
and since the loss of the moustache only thinks about having sex with boys only on the weekends
YEAH RIGHT???
OKAY THEN, THEN WHY DONT I HAVE A MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA (LETS HAVE SEX)

 

by MISTER_FART
3-31-04
ONE DAY THIS ELEPHANT THOUGHT OF THIS JOKE AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS COMPLETELY TOPS
HEY I MADE UP THIS FUNY AND JOKE AND ITS REALLY FUNNY WANT TO HEAR IT??
IF YOU MUST
UNFORTUNATELY THIS DOLPHIN THING HAD HEARD THE ELEPHNATS JOKES BEFORE AND KNEW THAT IT WAS PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE VERY FUNNY, ACTUALLY, IN ALL HONESTY, HE FUCKING HATED THIS ELEPHANTS JOKES
FINE IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU NOW
I DIDNT REALLY WANT TO HEAR IT ANYWAY
IN FACT, HE HATED ANYTHING TO DO WITH ELEPHANTS FULL STOP, AND COULDNT STAND THE SIGHT OF THEM, IF YOU ARE SMART THEN YOU WILL FIGURE OUT THIS STORY HAS A MORAL
WELL FUCK YOU THEN, IM JUST GOING TO TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING
IM GOING TO STARE AT YOU FOR EVER :(

 

by MISTER_FART
2-09-05
GENIUS CONEVNEOTON
Hello everyone and welcome to the 100th annual genius convention for geniuses...
Hello MISTER FART thanks for joinuing us :(
MISTER FART IS THE ONLY GENIUS IN THE WORLD :)
RIGHT ON

 

by MISTER_FART
2-10-05
THIS IS THE STORY
OF A LOVELY LADY...
WHO HAD THREE VERY NAKED GIRLS

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