All comics by Matt2000

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by Matt2000
2-20-03
Welcome to the comic! Umm... I don't have a name yet! Here are the characters... starting with Matt and Paul!
Are those my lips or is my toungue sticking out?
I hate cats!
Jacob and Josh!
I'm older, therefore you have to listen to me!
You're only older by 8 minutes!
Adam and Chris E!
Shutup you dumbshit!
I am so cute and fluffy!!!

 

by Matt2000
2-20-03
On with the Intros! Chris S and Najzee!
I am not really an old man. I remember back in my day...
Oh God! Kill me now!
Well, that's it really, so I'm going to introduce some villans in the next two panels. The first two are Joe Gates and Kristeen Frasier.
I dyed my hair because I am a fag.
I am finally going to a dentist! He said he would give me 15 new teeth free if I gave him a ****job! Naturally I accepted!
And Finally Feetforears, the most hated guy in the comic. You'll find out why eventually
Giddie up!
I just love this talkshow!

 

by Matt2000
2-21-03
Chris is mad because I made his character an old man
Hey I got a complaint! How come you made me an old man?
Who the hell are you?
I am Chris S, more commenly known as beaver, fish stick and woofie!
I think i'll use my ray gun to change into something else.
Who am I trying to turn Chris into? Find out next time!
OW! MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!

 

by Matt2000
2-21-03
On our last strip... Oh Just go back and read it!
Hey cool! I am hot!
Literally!
The transformation is finished and I am about to die laughing!
I am not a happy clown!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
*Grabs a Hammer and smashes ray gun.
YOU BETTER CHANGE ME INTO SOMETHING ELSE!
Hehe... Sorry, I seem to have accidently broken my ray gun beyond repair.

 

by Matt2000
2-21-03
Jacob tries to get his friends to go to Adam's party.
Did you hear? Adam is throwing a party!
Good for him! WHY AM I STILL HOLDING THIS STUPID CAT?
I heard Shae O' Neal is going to be there!
Nice lie! It almost worked. See you later! Oh who the hell am I kidding? I am so there!
Okay I got practically everyone in the school to come.
Alright time to complete my half of the bargain!

 

by Matt2000
2-26-03
I don't know what made me...
Hey Matt! You came!
Yeah. So where are the hot chicks?
Adam! The only female here is your sister!
Wait you forgot about my mom!
My statement still stands!
Jerk!

 

by Matt2000
2-26-03
Oh you look so spankable!
Bring it hot stuff!
You will give in to my cuteness!
Oh you know it little man!
So, wanna make out or something?
This party's gay. I am outta here...

 

by Matt2000
2-26-03
Oh no! Matt is leaving! Got to think fast...
TIME TO EAT!
You talked me into staying.
So, umm... where's the food?
Please let some food magically materialize on the table!

 

by Matt2000
3-06-03
Hey Matt!
Who are you?
It's me, Greg.
Oh yeah, it's the clown-o-phobic. HEY CHRIS!
You Rang?
SWEET JESUS HELP ME!

 

by Matt2000
3-15-03
The party is over after a long night in which someone got beat.
See you later Matt! Call me!
I am never talking to Adam again.
Goodbye!
Seeya! HEY WAIT! We're going home together!
I don't want to leave!
Too Bad! Get lost!

 

by Matt2000
8-07-03
Well it's been a long time since I posted a comic. I will make up for it by adding two new characters.
Cool! Who are they?
Well it's been a long time since I posted a comic. I will make up for it by adding two new characters.
Cool! Who are they?
Tell me!
I'm NOT telling!

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