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by MegaProto
2-07-04
Yay! Ryan made a comic! now ill finally have a pourpose!!!!
ME THINKS WE ONLY HERE TILL WE GET ACTUAL CHARACTERZEZ!!!!!
And so we see negative things about the comic
Robot try sheild eyes from stupid comic but cant because robot is lacking of fingers...
NOOOO!!! NOT A COMIC! time to kill myself!
...and the positive
Mr. Dickface, your comic makes me feel funny
Gee, thanks i gues....

 

by MegaProto
2-07-04
Now time to usew my magical author hippie powers to make characters!!!!
Ah, my first creation, ill call you Gabe!
Sorry, im already taken... and so is everything else.
.........crap.........
Ill just look this way....

 

by MegaProto
2-07-04
And i shall call upon my powers to burn you and make a new guy!
Gabe: NOOOOOOOO!!!
okay, now... ill call you stan, and you'll be the generic moron!
um....yay?
Meanwhile in stinkyhellbuttland...
Poop
Turd

 

by MegaProto
2-07-04
Still in stinkyhellbut....whatever
Wait a minute, what was with that last comic. I mean the author was no longer a hippie and he suddenly seemed stupider? Whats with that?
Thats because he didnt wanna be a hippie!
Okay.... just to clear that up
look, hell froze over!
Poop
Turd

 

by MegaProto
2-07-04
Back to the authors quest for characters!
Okay, your in. You'll be called Bob and you kill people a lot!
Thanks...now where is it... here kitty kitty......
Our hero comes across a gangster!
Who are you!??! Don't hurt me.....
Only if you let me in.
Oh, okay. you can join....You'll be...
CALL ME DREW! if you dare even name me something stupid ill kill you so much you die twice

 

by MegaProto
2-07-04
now that i got characters....what to do..hmm.....
I know!!! LETS HAVE A KEG PARTY!!!
w00t
At the raging keg party...
Ha! it says here that 6 and 7 is 13, so you ARE wasted!
I Schtill thenk 6 plus 7 is 2!!!

 

by MegaProto
2-07-04
The party rages on.
Alright, who are you?!
I'm Doctor Deathray, man.
Okay then...
Wheres the beer, man
Would you like some drugs?
No man, drugs are for squares.

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
We see that some of the guests become even more wasted than the last
Blublubludadabluh Blublubludadabluh Blublubludadabluh
ORGEYSMORGY
doodoocaca doodoocaca doodoocaca
PEE PEE
your mine bestes ffrend
...

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
Meanwhile the entertainment isn't doing too hot
Um... love... rock and roll.....dammit! Im not a singer!
Ima just take your soul
Give it!
*beep*..... i have no soul.....*beep*
Well...can i have any part of you?
No, i sold my (censored) to the chick over there. so never mind.

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
meanwhile...
Lets go eat something.
Like a wooden board?
No! how about MYOAJL: AS:KFGJSDLGSKGDJL:
ugly turd face
poop
i refuse to say that again

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
Dang, that was a good party
I agree
...
Compter, you are my best friend
you make me feel lonely
Sure, you're a friend too.... now go away, im playing warcraft.

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
Who are you?
I KILL YOU IN THE FACE!!
eep!
BLARG! YOU ARE GOING DEAD!!!
help...me...
HAHA! PRETTY BLOOD COLORS!!!

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!
NOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
After a grotesque scene we cant show you because you'd barf and get chunks all over this nice strip.
MMM....YOU!
Im dead again
ewwwww....what a mess
im still alive, i need to be ripped apart some more...or at least crush some vital organ sticking out for me...

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
Drew decides to start a business!
Ello, would you like a fake id?
My butt just said you suck!
Drew decides to start a business!
How about you?
Nope, already got thirty seven of thems faker dees! but ill pay you $20 if you let me squeeze your crotch...
Drew decides to start a business!
Oh hi, just checkin up on ya. How much ya made?
$20

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
Business is still sucking
Fake id?
I WAWNT SSOMTHIN SEX!1!11!1!!111!1
Fake id?
You are pretty, marry me!
Fake id?
...no, but can i eat your left arm?

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
Fake id?
...
...
...
Crap
...come with me

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
Oh no...im in jail....
At least i dont have some faggy sell-mate
holy boobies
Im a man. And the moment you go to sleep, ima gonna have some fun. hehehe

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
After a jail break
Yay, i broke out of jail!
You are under arrest
hmm?
HOLY S***! MOOOOMMY!!! THE BAD GUY ISNT PLAYING FAIR!
?

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
i feel something weird..like an evil presence or something

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
What the hell was that last comic?!??!?!?!
Musta been a glitch in the matrix or something.
I think we're getting a new character or something again.
Yea. probably.
Now what?
Um..... spoon?

 

by MegaProto
2-08-04
Ello compter.
You have 300000 porno-spam mails
EEK! MY COMPY'S ON FIRE! DONT HURT ME!
Don't worry, its just me, Burnination!
Wow, thats original...
every moment of my life i smell my own skin burining... and it hurts

 

by MegaProto
2-10-04
Hello
hmm...blue or red....or oarnge....or puke green...
Hello
AHHHHH!!! DONT LET IT HURT ME!!!! HERE, TAKE MY MONEY!!!
...
Oh, new guy. Right.... so, um. The free joining muffins are to my left, but dont take more than all of them... because that would be scary.

 

by MegaProto
2-10-04
ello
ello
it's a beautiful day were having.
yes...
so...how's the weather?
why are you bombing my house?

 

by MegaProto
2-10-04
Back in stinkyhellbuttland!
Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?
I live in a giant bucket
Back in stinkyhellbuttland!
Poop
Turd
Back in stinkyhellbuttland!
That joke's so immature
I AGRE IT IS VARY IMATURA1!1!111! WTF LOL LOL

 

by MegaProto
2-10-04
OMG! A webcomic superstar! Can i have your autograph!?
*sigh* squirrel, you know what to do.
I like to eat nuts! Gabe says there are some in your pocket!
...eep
ARG! My NUTS! QUIT GNAWING ON EM! AAAGGHHHH!!!! HELP! HELP! HEEEELP!
Very good, squirrel. You get extra bean lard bip tommorow.

 

by MegaProto
2-10-04
We see our autor trying to pull a prank on another unsuspecting character!
Pull my finger!
Okay, i guess... *pulls finger*
...
?
WEEEEE!!!
Riiiiiiight.....

 

by MegaProto
9-25-04
Well, after a long hiatus, I've killed off everyone, and am willing to start anew!
Whee, im on a ball! look at me! I demand attenton!
...
Im so hyper! yay! My mommy fed me crack and cans of beans!
Magical hobo ray!
YOU STUPID FUCK

 

by MegaProto
11-14-04
Meanwhile, In hell...
We're back!
Orange-Flavoured bum cakes!
I HAVE A PENIS!!!!!
I HAVE NO BUM!!!
Hooray for penises!
yes

 

by MegaProto
1-08-05
Lalalalalala... I can't feel my ass..
GRAWR!!!
Oh no! It's the midget of inappropriate touching!
My peepee is almost THIS big!
MOLESTED!

 

by MegaProto
1-08-05
Here, little girl... I got candy...
Now look in my pocket, It's kind of deep in there...
PAYBACK TIME, BITCH!
Hi, Welcome to eternal suffering and damnation.
This sucks more than that foruth grader I got yesterday...

 

by MegaProto
3-05-05
Uh oh... I forgot to take my pills...
Wonder Twin powers... ACTIVATE!!!
\/\/0|\|D3® 7\/\/1|\| |º0\/\/3®z... /-\C71\/A73!!!
You moron! You broke my computer!
|\|00|o. 1 |-|A><0® j00.

 

by MegaProto
3-05-05
Let's play "Doctor"!
I give people nosejobs.
That's "Plastic Surgeon".
Well turd.
I give people blowjobs.
That's "Coroner".

 

by MegaProto
3-05-05
Oh! It's my good friend, metabad.
Hi.
Ok, cameos over!
OW! THE RUBBER BURNS MY SKIN... Well, my robo-skin... which is better than not robo-skin...
Hehe... Bingo.
MAKE LOVE TO ME!

 

by MegaProto
3-05-05
Hey fagit.
I'm not a cigarette.
I don't wanna get violent... You go ahead and shout your insults.
omg u fag u wana start somthin i kan take on u and ur fag dad.
hey, where u goin fag????????? Pussy i kiked ur ass.
Excuse me, were you just talking to my son there?

 

by MegaProto
3-08-05
I r the smarterst then all of everybody.
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!
omg u fag u wana start somthin i kan take on u and ur fag dad.
*MOLEST*
OH NOEZ U MOLESTD ME SO BAD MY SHIRT TURND BLOO!!!

 

by MegaProto
6-27-05
And now for another exciting episode of... The adventures of Bench and Floating fish.
So then I was all like "Screw you, biznatch" and she ate my face. ='(
I ate a rock.
I'm starting to wonder if life is even worth living anymore... Nobody cares about anything I say or do or feel or blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah emo.
I am constipated.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I need a plunger for my ass.

 

by MegaProto
6-27-05
Goodbye, cruel world.
Noooooooooo!
OW MY PINE!
You're cedar, not pine.
oh. right.. blegurkgh. *dies*
NOOOOO!!!... Now who will give me anal?

 

by MegaProto
7-09-05
This character (pants) is from jerkcity... A comic I recently learned was afilliated with the rotten.com network.
Yup. Dead bodies sure are arousing.
You see that smiley on my shirt? He is how I express emotion, since I am always smiling.
So, unless you wish to support necrophiliac porn, I suggest you refrain from using this character.
DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO
My smiley said he wishes to kill you.
rawr. shmexy.
Of course, He will do it in a completely non-bloody way.

 

by MegaProto
7-09-05
We will now spell out a swear.
F
U
C
P-O-O-P
T-U-R-D

 

by MegaProto
8-25-05
...
We're not going to say it.
Seriously

 

by MegaProto
8-25-05
Tonight on the Mentally Unstable show...
Our guest for today: Robert Plant
Hello, pathetic flesh sacks. I am Robert Plant. I have come from the other side of the galaxy to feed on the people of your planet.
... You're not Robert Plant...
You didn't check to see which one I was. I am Robert Plant, just not the famous one that you pathetic flesh sacks know.
Well piss in my eyes and call me the anitchrist.
May we get on with this? I have several human children on the stove and I do not wish for their soft, fleshy skin to burn.

 

by MegaProto
8-25-05
Okay, I guess I'll just have to work with this.
Yes.
If you were to interview somebody, what would be the first question that you asked them?
MAY I FEAST UPON THIS DELICIOUS FETUS IN YOUR PRESENCE, FOOLISH MEAT SACK?!
... You really are a bad person.
I wasn't answering your question. Seriously, Can I?

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