All comics by Merlin

 

by Merlin
3-14-01
I stuck my finger up my ass, why don't you smell it?
What the fuck, a shitty finger never killed anyone, give me a sniff!
What do you think, can you still smell the diarea?
I was fuckin' kidding!!! Should I just kill this stupid motherfucker?
News at 11, Dead Guy found in Center City with hammer shoved up his ass, and his fingers missing.
What???

 

by Merlin
3-14-01
Wazzzz Uppppppp.....?
What the fuck is this guy talking about ?
Wazzz Uppppppp....?
The plane is going to crash, YOU IDIOT!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Wazzz Upppppppp.....?
I am up, my son. Now get me the fuck down....then I'm gonns stick a can of bud up your ass!!!!!!

 

by Merlin
3-14-01
Eve feels giddy after eating the forbidden potion, when Adam wasn't around...
I got Jungle fever, yeah it's jungle fever!!
Hey baby, why don't you do the right thing and call on Big Bad Tyrone to help you out??? I'll hit it the right way !!
The Action ensues...
Ooh Tyrone your all the way on the other side of the room and you can still put it inside me....Ooh, God I'm cuming!!!
Long Tyrone's what they call me. Girl you look fine won't you bask that ass up...
Satan's down with OPP.
Satan, You tricked me again!!
YEAH YOU KNOW ME!!

 

by Merlin
3-15-01
Jill is at the club with all her friends getting hit on by dudes!!
I wish Ray was with me, cause I love him so much and he is a SUPERMAN LOVER!
Hey baby want to dance with me? Slow done hun, you keep runnin' through my mind...
Jill gets home....but she is still high...
These drugs are good!!! You look so handsome, I'll dance with you Rusty, Ray will never find out!!!!!
Bark, Bark!!
Ray is clueless!!!
My girlfriend is the bomb, I bet she never went out and just stayed home and thought about me???

 

by Merlin
3-30-01
She doesn't know...
Do you want some Base, you BASE whore?
I have all already done everybody's base!
She is catching on, then runs off...
Do you know who I am, slut? I am the BASE PIMP, and you betta recognize!
I will suck your dick for base and a double cheeseburger?
Tyler tells all...
Everybody here this... I AM the BASE PIMP and all your base are belong to US...HAHAHA!!

 

by Merlin
3-30-01
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Main screen turn on.
It's you!!
How are you gentleman? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!! You are on the way to destruction.
What you say!!___________________ TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG
You have no chance to survive make your time.------------ HAHAHA

 

by Merlin
3-30-01
Secret to tell....
Keep quiet....I got a very important secret to tell you, only if you keep your mouth shut and tell no one. OK?
Please tell me your secret, I need to know or the world will end...
Secret to tell
Remember this is our secret, so keep your lips sealed...
Stop pissing me off, tell me know...
You have been warned!
All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------See TYLER for the BASE...
Take off every zig. You know what you doing.

 

by Merlin
4-06-01
What the fuck is that?
Where?
So fucking ugly...Jesus
I don't see anything.
All his base are belong to us
That sucks!!

 

by Merlin
4-06-01
If someone hits your car and you don't file a police report the other person will say you hit them and sue you.
DUDE, you ran a red light and fucked up my car?
It wasn't me!
Why pay a hooker to suck your dick for $50, when you can trick a crackhead into doing it for free.
No matter how hard you think about it:All your base are belong to us

 

by Merlin
4-06-01
If someone hits your car and you don't file a police report the other person will say you hit them and sue you.
DUDE, you ran a red light and fucked up my car?
It wasn't me!
Why pay a hooker to suck your dick for $50, when you can trick a crackhead into doing it for free.
Where's that $10 you promised me?
It wasn't me!
No matter how hard you think about it ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
IT IS ME...

 

by Merlin
4-06-01
He is deep in meditation, concentrating on saving his strength so he can come back to life and save all mankind.
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall

 

by Merlin
4-06-01
Why couldn't I be the Mailman's son?

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