All comics by Metalman

 

The Cat's In The Bag and the Bag's In The River by Metalman 1-03-02
Ohhh yes! Check my oil...again!! Ohh yeah! This is the best roboporn film I've ever seen!	Yes...just like that....faster...FASTER! Yeah baby....faster! FASTER!	OH YESSSSSS! Ugh!

 

The Reason Why You Should Not Enable. by Metalman 1-03-02
Hey man....drinking is bad for your health. Get the fuck out of my way you Dante wannabe.	I'm serious! You better give that stuff up now before it's too late! Don't make me fucking breathe on you....	.... BBRRAPPP!!!!

 

Snake In The Grass Leaves A Trail Of Shit by Metalman 1-03-02
You forgot the first rule of Fight Club bitch! Oh yeah? I just ate my cheese whiz and....	Take this mother fucker! Ok...OK! I give up!	Now...as for the vibrating dildo with the rotating head that you left underneath my tree.... HO! HO! HO! MOTHERFUCKER!

 

The Cat's In The Bag and the Bag's In The RIver: Part 2 by Metalman 1-04-02
In an undisclosed area of the city.... C'mon man! Let me in or else I'll knock the door in.... Wait a sec! Hold on!	Shit's Goin' Down.... Ohhhh shit....	Literally.... Hey Mike! What the fuck are you doing to my cat?? Don't talk like that to me, Keith. You never like to lick the peanut butter off my dick anymore....

 

Enter....Cthulhu! by Metalman 1-04-02
Somewhere in Intercourse, PA.... I AM CTHULHU!! Bowwww...tooo..meeee....faithhhfuuulllllyyyyy!!!! Oh boy....here we go again! Wonder Rabbit powers....activate!!	........	Oh shit.... C'mon big powerful demon god! You know you wanna.....

 

Gotta Get Myself...Gotta Get Myself...Connected! by Metalman 1-04-02
Deep within the laboratory of Dr. Pussnut.... I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT! NOW I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! *bzzzzzz*	BWWAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ........

 

Gotta Get Myself...Gotta Get Myself...Connected! by Metalman 1-04-02
Deep within the laboratory of Dr. Pussnut... I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT! NOW I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! *bzzzz*	BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAHHHH! ....	Too much Lard has been playing.... Mate.....Spawn....and Die!

 

Shit Lives Forever! by Metalman 1-04-02
When you just can't seem to hold it no longer.... Ohhhh....I can't hold it anymore! Alllll riigghhtt!	AAHHHHHH! Nice!!	Try.... I'm eatin' good tonight!

 

Dr. Pussnut Strikes Back! by Metalman 1-04-02
Back in Dr. Pussnut's Laboratory.... No one will be able to stand up to the awesome power of....	SEX CHANGE BOT! Oh no.... *BBBZZZZZZZZ!*	Damn it! HA...HA....HA!!

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