All comics by Mike_George

 

by Mike_George
5-06-12
We need to shoot the commercial now, where's the "Afflack" duck?
He's getting grief from the N.A.A.C.P. but don't worry their sending a replacement.
Whatever. Start as soon as he arrives.
Crap.
S'up, my brutha man? Fashizzle my "Afflack" dizzle! Ya feel?

 

by Mike_George
5-10-12
The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.
Oh yeah? Well the first law of robotics says that a robot may not harm a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Really?
Damn Straight!
Your Out!

 

by Mike_George
5-10-12
Honey, I'm home...and you would not believe the kind of day I've had.
I'm in the basement.
You First.

 

by Mike_George
5-10-12
Please! save the jewelry! it's been passed down for generations!
Please! save the stock certificates! they're worth thousands!
I'm sorry, ma'am, I couldn't find any of those things, but look who I did find!
Why would I want their cat?

 

by Mike_George
5-11-12
Well I have to admit I was pretty worried about you going to the Mental Ward, but you seem perfectly sane and the sex has been FANTASTIC!
I understand, but trust me, I'm all better now. No more barking at cars or trying to save Neptune. And your right the sex HAS been great!
Especially that threesome with Rick!
Threesome with Rick?
She can't see you?
No John, only you can see me. Only you can save Estonia.

 

by Mike_George
5-11-12
Almost finished but there's one carrot left.
I know, we could pretend it's a wiener...hehe
OH NO! well let's get this over with... :(

 

by Mike_George
5-11-12
The Hentai Pimp
Yo aight, Doll, ah know it's yo' first day on da motha fu*kin job, but don' git too scared when uh 'John' approaches you , wOrd!
okee dokee.
Yo an' remember make him wear ah Jimmy Cap, an' collect yo' dues, if he gets too rough, ah'll be outside, Now play it cool, ya got one comin' yo way!
okee dokee.
Dun Dun Dunnn....
Chikushō!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Mike_George
5-12-12
Rap cap nap! I'm Smooth Money B, and I talk much smack!
If you step to me I'm gonna pull the trigga and leave you layin' there like Tupac my n--
White Rapper's Nightmare
You betta' check yo'self befo' I wreck yo'self, and if you finish that rhyme yo' ass be mine!
Dang IT!!

 

by Mike_George
5-15-12
Diablo 3
I will throw you back the the very pits of hell and will end your reign of terror!!
Why do you have to be so mean?!
No Diablo!! Wait!!.....................I..I... didn't mean it!!

 

by Mike_George
5-17-12
Welcome to the skeleton and zombie show!!!!! Today we have a special guest!...Can you guess who it is?!
BRAAAIINNSSS!!!!
No silly zombie!...I know how much you boys and girls like ponies...so I invited Rosey..the undead pony to drop in!!!
'PLOP'
WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

 

by Mike_George
10-10-12
God
Ha, I've done it! I've brought Abraham Lincoln back from the dead!
What year is it?
VS.
To be precise, it's July 19th, 2012.
Oh, Wow!
Lincoln
Well, is there anything you'd like to do ?
Well, the midnight screening of Batman sounds like fun.

 

by Mike_George
10-11-12
Timmy, I saw you put that firecracker in your pocket.
Just take it out of your shorts and put it in my hand, son
I read your police report.

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