All comics by MinervaFixx

 

Why these things happen to us all by MinervaFixx 12-09-02
The start Well i guess you can consider this a comic. I find it funny that they start you out with two lame ass chinise looking children to work with.	Not that i have anything against lame ass chinise children.	I hate you.

 

Why these things happen to us all by MinervaFixx 12-09-02
Hey motherfucker. What?	Thats right.. i came here to tell you i fucken got a account. Now you have ME to deal with! What? Who are you?	dammit. i cant stab metal.

 

Broken by MinervaFixx 12-09-02
Jaan Pehechaan Ho! Little bittie sketti-O	Hooky fuckah train YO Sing a lame ass song-Oh!	Meckah-lecka-hi-meckah-Hiney-Ho! theres a reason why your in the trash.

 

people. by MinervaFixx 12-09-02
		Ha ha bitch. look whos alone NOW!

 

These things happen.. but for bad reasons by MinervaFixx 12-09-02
mmmm. i sure do like waking up and seeing the sun. makes me feel like i have something to live for!!! Oh tra-la! its a wonderful sparkly brand new day full of happy surprises!	Oh look! someone left me abuetiful crusifix at the door. How thoughtful! boy i sure do love jesus.	Now wheres my lube....

 

muh. by MinervaFixx 12-09-02
Hi i am minervaFIXX. The creator of MinervaFIXX comics. Because i cannot find anything that resembles how i look. I chose to take the form of a robot. Not every clever i know.	And now.. for my next trick i shall make some random object appear and tell your fortune.	....you will be caught in your bathroom with a warm jar of mayo and some handcuffs.....

 

meditation by MinervaFixx 12-09-02

 

meditation 2 by MinervaFixx 12-09-02
		oh..gawd...oh gawd no *sob sob* HAHAHHAHA i ruined your concentration you CONSTUPATED FUCK!!! Your ass has no achieved great Holy TIGHTNESS!! prepare for un-meditated HORROR!

 

dirty by MinervaFixx 12-09-02
i STILL hate you egg foo fuck!!!	your smile mocks me!!!	hey baby.. wanna play with my bok choy?

 

dirty. by MinervaFixx 12-09-02
wait.. no.. that was wrong of me.. your a kid and im a robot..	let speak of better things.. in a more comfortable enviroment...	Oh! me so horney!!! GNAW ON MY BOK CHOY!!!

 

Dirty. by MinervaFixx 12-10-02
Okay okay. that was a little over the top. Im not a child molester and im not racist. i was just foolin witcha. sorry.	Jaan Pehechaan Ho. Koneechiwa.	YOU FUCK!! COME BACK HERE!! I'LL GIVE YOU SOME LOVE BEADS BITCH!!!!

 

holiday cheer. by MinervaFixx 12-10-02
awww look. i got a christmas card. Someone loves me. ........	"Merry christmas, from your family" Oh wow. that fills me with holiday cheer and makes me want to consume with glee! .........	Hmm wonder how many presents am i gonna get. Maybe death presents?

 

holiday cheer 2 by MinervaFixx 12-10-02
dude, like whats your problem??		fuck you assworm.

 

Holiday cheer 3 by MinervaFixx 12-10-02
What a emotional bitch. Christmas sucks my iron butt crevice.	hey dirty! its me your brother! dusty pan! yeah! lets go bond and drink and go sledding because the charlie brown christmas special is on tv and it makes my insides gurgle! i ...i..LOVE you!!!	dumpster baby.

 

A real life sentence put into a comic by MinervaFixx 12-11-02
fuck you courtney.	i'm sending your christmas presents back to baby jesus where they belong.	he needed the buttplugs more than you n-e-ways.

 

boredom by MinervaFixx 12-11-02
Man i really wanna make a prank phone call...		two bad there isnt a way for me to pick up the phone. And in saying that.. there isnt a way the phone can be used. so now i get to sit and stare at that red plastic fucker and cry.

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