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by MissCarlos
2-17-04
Morning
3
Noon
2
Night
1.. wee..

 

by MissCarlos
2-17-04
Step one: check e-mail from various accounts
Checking e-mail. Check!!
Step two: see if there's any news
Checking news. Nothing new on what I love.
Step three: lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat

 

by MissCarlos
2-18-04
3, 2, 1...
Happy New Year.
In the New Year
I hope my life picks up this year..

 

by MissCarlos
2-19-04
I got it BAD..
Got what?
I'm madly in love with a guy who I want to have so bad.
How bad?
When I think about him, I cry..
Wow.. I'm-I'm.. speechless..

 

by MissCarlos
2-19-04
Did you tell him?
More than once.
What did he say?
I got the impression that he was speechless, but I could be wrong.
I gather he has no idea what to say.
*sighs* I'm madly in love with him.. at times, I wish I could read his mind.

 

by MissCarlos
2-19-04
What are you gonna do, then?
Wait..
Are you sure it's best?
I can dream..
Is there a problem between the two of you?
The distance is far too great.

 

by MissCarlos
2-19-04
When I'm emotional over him, I say things that I shouldn't say.
Like what?
"Just tell me what I want to hear and mean it!!" But, I know full well that he doesn't mean it the way I WANT him to mean it.
But he tells you anyway?
Yes and I feel both glad and kinda mad..
One should not force the other to say things because one will see it one way while the other sees it another way. It's a fact of life and a lesson to be learned. I may be wrong, though.

 

by MissCarlos
2-20-04
I even tell guys what THEY want to hear.
Like what?
That I'm turned on by one woman, Regina from "Dino Crisis".
Did you tell him that?
Yes I did. I'm confused.
Hmm..

 

by MissCarlos
2-20-04
There's no shame in being bisexual.
Yeah I know, but I just don't know if I am or that I'm just saying to to get attention and to nab me a guy.
Not ALL guys are into bisexual women.
Yeah I know. Regina's super sexy for a computer generated character. Make no mistake about it: I'm well grounded in reality.
I think it's a crush.
I'm leaning towards that, too.

 

by MissCarlos
2-21-04
Love is in the air
Oh, behave!!
Roar!!
Fire, water, brrn!!
I'm hot for ya, baby!!
I go BOOM!!
KaaaaaaaPOW!!
Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Good-bye, cruel world!!

 

by MissCarlos
5-15-04
I'm sorry for whatever it was that I said to make us distant. If I could, I'd take it back.
I wish that I didn't say what I said to make us distant, that we don't talk to each other anymore. I let my emotions get the best of me. I'm sorry for what I've said and done.
I wish we could start over and forget about the past. I'm sorry. I still love you. Please forgive me. I miss you and love you so much.

 

by MissCarlos
1-10-05
This was basically just another random conversation that I wanted to do. Take it as you like. I hope I confused you!!
So like, on August 13th, 2004, my computer died, right?
Yes?
It was like on the day of the opening ceremonies of the Summer Olympics. Not only that, there was a warehouse selling movies and video games cheap.
Right? And so, what's so wrong with that?
It was.. a Friday..
Freeaaky..

 

by MissCarlos
1-12-05
My ears are burning!!
Umm.. I wasn't talking about you..
No!! My ears are really burning!! I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
.............
What?
Oh dear God..

 

by MissCarlos
1-12-05
I just found a site on really hot MILFs!! I saw this sexy bombshell and I just HAD to let the webmaster know!!
Was she blonde, busty, have crystal blue eyes, leggy and has a sunburst tattoo around her bellybutton?
Oh yeah!!
DUDE!! That's your Mom!!
ARGH!! And to think I masturbated to her!!
I really shouldn't laugh..

 

by MissCarlos
1-12-05
Wait.. how do you know?
I was.. just looking..
So!! You like looking at MILFs, huh? Hmm.. heh heh!!
At times. Let me remind you..
DUDE!! She's your MOM!!
I KNOW!! ARGH!!

 

by MissCarlos
1-12-05
As a frequent visitor to America (I'm Canadian), many Americans wonder why many of us abhor Bush.
I look at them dumbstrucked.
I tell them, "if you were smarter, you wouldn't ask us questions about Bush's authority."

 

by MissCarlos
1-12-05
The shit hits the fan then. They begin to "berate" Paul Martin, saying that he sucks, blah, blah..
I agree with them. He DOES suck. Big time. The bigger, the better. THEN they try hard to insult me by saying that I'm his sex toy. Know what I tell them?
"At least I'm getting some."

 

by MissCarlos
1-14-05
So, you mean to tell me, even though I have a Japanese girlfriend, that we'll never be even though we have tons in common?
Right.
So, regardless of my having a JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND, there's nothing between us?
Exa-wait.. a GIRLFRIEND??
Yes. Now, if you'll excuse me. *kiss kiss smooch smooch*
ARRRRGH!!!!

 

by MissCarlos
1-14-05
Whoa.. what's with the undies?
Megumi and I thought, why should we wear clothes when we know we'll be taking them off as soon as we see each other?
Damn..
Also, we need some senuality¸so that's why we leave our undies on.
Oh, right.

 

by MissCarlos
1-14-05
*moan groan moan moan*
Can't I watch?!
No. Oh, Megumi!!
ARGH!!
Oh yes, Megumi!!
NOT FAIR!!

 

by MissCarlos
1-14-05
Hi, Adam.
Hey! What's new?
Wanna know the name of my new friend?
Sure.
My hand, Eve.
...........

 

by MissCarlos
1-14-05
Eve's your hand?
Yep!
What did I say?
Adam and Eve. Get it? Stupid, I know.
What?!?!

 

by MissCarlos
1-19-05
Seriously?
Seriously.
No bullshit?
Nope.
I TASTED what was on your hand after I shook it. It wasn't the sour cream and onion chip dip that you claimed it to be.
I'm lonely!! Cut me some slack!! *sobs*

 

by MissCarlos
1-21-05
She depicts me.
Hi
This is Random Girl. Say hi.
Hi
He's Random Guy. Say hi.
Hi, Random Guy.

 

by MissCarlos
1-26-05
What's with the undies?
Carpet munching.
!! Can I watch next time??
No. You can't even videotape us.
Waahh!!
I broke your code.

 

by MissCarlos
1-26-05
I'm gonna give you a night to remember!!
You're on!!
And so..
Oh yes, Adam!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name's Random Guy!!
Whoops..

 

by MissCarlos
1-26-05
You have a crush on a guy named Adam??
NO!! I mean, no, not in this life time.. not really.. kinda.. yes, yes I do.
HA!! Broke your code!!
*mumbles*
Shortly..
I know what I want for Chrithmath: my thwo front theeth.

 

by MissCarlos
1-26-05
It's me!!
Yes?
I'm just here with my friends to embarrass you about your crush!!!!
*grumbles* Well.. at least I didn't masturbate to my Mother!!
ARGH!! *hangs up*
Heh!! I stuck it to the MAN!!

 

by MissCarlos
1-28-05
If you were a guy for 48 hours, what would you do?
I'd masturbate and fuck women until my dick's raw, bloody and sore.
Damn..
Yeah, I know.
Know what? I still want to get fucked by guys, women with strap-ons until my pussy's raw, bloody and sore.
HOLY SHIT!!

 

by MissCarlos
2-05-05
So like, I got a new computer, right?
Yeah?
And we just like got it last week-end, you know? 160 GIGs, Pentium 4 and cable modem, right?
Yes?
And now I am like, "OMG!! WTF?!?! LOL!!"
My computer makes noises, too. Mostly moaning and groaning, though. Screaming comes later. My right hand needs a rest.

 

by MissCarlos
2-05-05
Light my fire?
Hell ain't a bad place. Hell is from here to Eternity!!
Yes, I LOVE Iron Maiden!!
Dude!! That's SO Iron Maiden!!
Yeah, I know.
What are we doing?
Your Mom's a total MILF.

 

by MissCarlos
2-05-05
Bwhaha!!
You're now MINE!!
Bow before me and do my bidding so I can read that you're almost scared again!! Bwhahaha!!! I see you!!

 

by MissCarlos
2-05-05
Waahh!!
What's wrong with you?
I sprained my wrist!!
Doing what?
You should know me by now.
BWHAHAHAHA!!

 

by MissCarlos
2-05-05
What are you thinking about?
Sex.
Now?
Sex!!
Are you a man trapped inside a woman's body?
SEX!!

 

by MissCarlos
2-05-05
I don't have it for the PC yet but I'll get it one day.
Now that I have Windows XP, I can finally install "Resident Evil 3: Nemesis"!!
"S.T.A.R.S.!! ROARR!!"
I have it for the PSX. Yes, if Nemesis were to find me, I'd run for my life!!
HA!!

 

by MissCarlos
2-07-05
Oh God I hope he sees this!!
Please please please!!
Get back to me ASAP!! I need to talk to you!!

 

by MissCarlos
2-15-05
This didn't happen but it could have (on Valtentine's Day)
What're you doing tonight?
Having a quiet evening with my boyfriend. Why?
I was gonna ask if you'd have one with me.
Damn. Thought I'd have a night of hot lesbian sex.
IN YOUR DREAMS!!

 

by MissCarlos
2-15-05
Same as the previous one.
What're you doing tonight?
Spending time. Alone. Why?
I figure you and I can, you know.
Sorry. I'm busy.
I can to SO much more to you than your hand!!
AUGH!!

 

by MissCarlos
4-20-05
Waaaahh!!
Arrrgh!!

 

by MissCarlos
2-07-07
I like pie.
I like chicken.
Yep! I reckon..
I love you?
What the hell was that just now?

 

by MissCarlos
2-08-07
I wear pink thongs.
Huh?
It's true.
Am I supposed to care..?
Yes I'm tired!
They belong to your brother!!
Ah.. huh..

 

by MissCarlos
2-08-07
Screeeeeeeee!!
Screeeeeeeeee!!
How the hell did this happen?

 

by MissCarlos
2-16-07
I'm dead
Wow..
so DEAD for this
Claire has certainly let herself go..
see?

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