All comics by MisterFeces

 

That's not normal... by MisterFeces 11-04-03
Hey! It's a generic asian girl! View, and be amazed!		Her head is fucking HUGE!

 

Shut yo drunk ass up! by MisterFeces 11-04-03
Dude, when can we play Phantasy Star Online? Well, it's really my brother's game... so... *shrug*	Dude, you have a job... can't you buy your own copy if you brother is such a... uhhh... dumb? ... a dumb? What the hell?	This strip got off topic somewhat... Meagan says I'm not allowed to swear anymore... and I probably can't watch Sealab 2021 anymore, because it's a negative influence... oh... uhhh... your a pussy, dude.

 

World Domination, Episode 1 by MisterFeces 11-05-03
World domination in action! no, no.. the seeds are planted in the aorta, so they get nourishment from your blood... thats how you can control them. If the gnomes are so small, how can they be very powerful?	Well, they can link together and form bigger things... like Legos... A giant Penis built out of Legos. Riiiiight, ok, and THATS where the Pigeon suits come into play...	But... How do we get the ignorant masses to dress like Pigeons? DAMNIT!

 

World Domination, Episode 2 by MisterFeces 11-05-03
We just sponateously appeared in a laboratory. I noticed; Back to the plans. It turns out, we can also get seeds for special Hypno-Gnomes that can hypnotize people into wearing the Pigeon costumes.	...Thus, evoking the Constructor Gnomes' rampant lust for hot birdy ass-sex. Correct. Then, after the masses are weakened and sore from a good hard sodomization, we RISE TO POWER!	oh, wait... if we can hypnotize people, why don't we just make them bow to our obvious superiority? Focus, woman!

 

World Domination, Episode 3: "Plans In Motion" by MisterFeces 11-05-03
AIM is our friend! Yeah, so Laura is in Puerto Rico getting the seeds, and I'm looking into Mascot Costume rentals... it's pretty complicated, but I think the plan will come together quite nicely. Riiight... You and you Planetary Conquest, man... I think you're setting yourself up for failure. Personally, I would have just used the Hypno-Midgets to hypnotize people into obeying me.	YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO VISION! ...And they're Gnomes Ok... whatever... So do you wanna come over after church? Vekou is gonna bring his Hellsing DVD's.	uhh... Meagan says Vampires are Satanic.. and they cuss alot in it... so... I dunno... omfg... You are SO her bitch!

 

A strip that's not about World Domination by MisterFeces 11-05-03
Yeah, so Feces is all bent on Taking over the world with these gnomes, and he's TOTALLY whipped by his girlfriend, since I told her about how much he cusses, so she's all pissed off, and- I really don't care. I'd much rather just go watch Kill Bill again, and surrender to the sweet ecstacy that is blood and gore. ...unless their gonna break up, cause Meagan is like, sick hot.	Yeah, with his mouth, I don't see why she stays with him... he's an idiot sometimes. I know, like that time he bought $80 worth of Anime DVD's from Fry's? That was totally dumb.	*ROTFLMFAO*

 

[Insert clever metaphore here] = dcomposed is an asshole by MisterFeces 11-05-03
I would like to take issue with the recent events happening in the forums. Namely, dcomposed's rather rude killing of my potentially funtastic never-ending-sentance post.	I would like to go on the record and state that, although not knowing him a great deal, I am confident that what I do know of him is ample information to make the following assesment. Dcomposed is an impitent, self-loathing prick of a human, who should experience the most gruesome of deaths for his dumbosity.	Though technically, Dom should be blue... Which shall be carried out by my close, personal friend, Dom! I make big gun go boom...

 

Kharma by MisterFeces 11-06-03
Ok, I can understand that I died from a severe anal rupture infection, but why am I HERE? Well, I think it's pretty obvious...	But I haven't done anything wrong! You genetically altered and cloned evil mutant animals for the sole purpose of soliciting sex to the elderly-insane.	.... Yeah, so uhh... if there are no more questions, I recomend you find somthing to bite onto, caus like... I've heard this next part is rather unpleasant...

 

World Domination, Episode... uhh... It's an Episode by MisterFeces 11-12-03
Billions of mondless minions, bred for the sole purpose of conquest.... birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex	None shall survive, leaving every corner of the globe to... THEM! birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex birdy-sex	MisterFeces likes snow Dude... I TOTALLY have dips on Colerado.... I want Australia

 

Ensenada, Part 1 by MisterFeces 11-12-03
Hey everyone.. This will be the first of a number of strips documenting my Church's missions trip to Encenada, Mexico	I would first like to say, that if you enjoy high quality, inexpensive Mexican food, I highly recomend you visit your local Mexico.	...it's like they invented it or something!

 

Encenada, Part 2 by MisterFeces 11-12-03
Well, the speaker down there said that we should try our best to give off the "Aroma of God"	*sniff sniff*	Aroma of God Ah, ci!

 

Ensenada, Part 3 by MisterFeces 11-12-03
The speaker at the campground had a surfer accent, and a tendancy to repeat himself... You guys, God is pursueing us like a lover pursues the beloved. ..and I really have to stress the fact that God is persueing us, like a lover persues the beloved!	repeat himself... repeat himself... repeat himself... repeat himself... .. because God is persooing us, as though he were a luhver, persooing the beluhved! Isn't that great? God is perSOOing us... like a LUHver... perSOOs.. the beLUHved...	It was almost too easy... GOD! ............................ PERSUING! ................. LIKE A LOVER! .......... GOD LOVES YOU!!! I wonder if I should make fun of this guy?

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