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by MowantsGreg
4-22-01
i think ill call greg *swoon*
*ring-ring*
Maybe not...... I think ill just write him a letter instead...........
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! I GOT HER PREGNANT AT A SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I told you to keep your dick in your pants....... you never learn man you never learn

 

by MowantsGreg
4-22-01
Me and Brian had the best night last night we......
Shut up rachel im trying to do something........
But I wanst done!!!
SHUT UP!!!! IM BUSY
That looks painful Mo.....
Youre next Whore!

 

by MowantsGreg
4-22-01
A day at Cyndis office...
COME AND GET IT ONLY 25 CENTS A THRUST
Only 25 cents a thrust huh?
OH yeah
Can we go home mom? Im hungry......
LOOK I DONT KNOW WHICH ON EYOU ARE BUT WHNE I SAY GO AWAY I MEAN GET AWAY
*Cries* IM KATRINA!!!!

 

by MowantsGreg
4-22-01
some days i feel.........
i feel....... Like........
Thinking the same thing huh?
SHHHHH

 

by MowantsGreg
4-22-01
No sir i cant get up........
And why not Mr. bunny
Because......
this is gonna be harder than i though.....
wheres my mommy?
Thats not mine...... How did that get there?

 

by MowantsGreg
4-23-01
I dont think you understand.... Squirrels are not the most intelligent life form....
And how the fuck would you know???
i just do...
but how?
lets just put it this way...... I caould eat you....
............ fuck..............

 

by MowantsGreg
4-25-01
Jessicas selection.....
OOOOoooooooOOOOoooooo MIKEY!!!! OOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOooooooo ALAN!!!!!!!
OH GOD ANOTHER WHORE TO HIT ON ME
the offer?
So uh.... what are you doing tonight?
um..... not much wanna go suck my cock?
The end
EWWWWWWWW that was my EYE!!!!!
ahhhhhh Thank you!

 

by MowantsGreg
4-25-01
Hi Ninie Bear
Hi Mo Mo
Im Hungry
Im lazy
Pass me the Cheez-its
I cant reach them

 

by MowantsGreg
4-25-01
WHORE!
SLUT!
.........Bitch
.............. Uh HAHAHAH thats what i was gonna say
Lets go get something to eat
CHOCALATE MILK!!!!!

 

by MowantsGreg
4-25-01
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh IM ALANA!!!! I WANT IZZY!!!
Meanwhile........
I like Izzy so much..........
Thats nice.... Isnt that him with alana?
Whos that?
Thats Mo and shes gonna kill you.

 

by MowantsGreg
4-26-01
It says "Dear Mo, Im sorry but my mom went through my room and found out about our "secret" sex life. She is now gonna have you arrested and she hopes you get raped with a tooth brush. -Greg
She lies. No ones gonna rape you with a toothbrush.
Please God no....... Get that thing away from me........I want my MOMMY!!!!!!!!
Shut up Bitch!!!! Take it!!!!
*pants* Dont EVER try to cut my toenails while im sleeping EVER EVER again!!!!
Awwwwww c-mon it wasnt that bad and you know it.

 

by MowantsGreg
10-25-01
As Mr.K attempts to walk through the quad.....
no more high school girls oh god please
Hiiii Mr. K
Cyndi is at it again......
Damn im horny.... how much?
Anything for you.... 5 bucks... pay up
damn those sluts.
DAMNIT.... WHY ME!!!
Its ok...... ILL keep you warm at night.

 

by MowantsGreg
10-27-01
here kitty kitty
i like this song
gimme the remote
here kitty kitty
no
gimme the remote
here kitty kitty
no way dude.... i like this song....
fucker......

 

by MowantsGreg
10-27-01
Barbie in bondages first day of school
Hi my name is baribie in bondage whats yours???
youre fuckin ugly
flustered?
HOW DARE YOU!!!! IM MORE PUNK THAN YOU"LL EVER BE!!!!! Oi! Oi! Oi!
keep talkin.....
um...... this is what happens when your thoughts only take 2 boxes.
Dumb bitch.......
hahahaha i know...... We are very asian.

 

by MowantsGreg
10-27-01
Come to me my child... I shall bless you with punk Cd's so you can be cool for your friends.... take them Dawn take them.
Um..... ok.
now go child...... go.
youre weird.
Dude youre so punk.... wanna be cool with me my name is jessika.
But jesus told me to stay away from posers who like greenday.

 

by MowantsGreg
10-27-01
so you think your kung fo is pretty good eh?
yes
I want to fight your brother..... Just him against me...
But why!!!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!!
LETS KUNG FOO!!!!
OWIE!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!

 

by MowantsGreg
10-27-01
jesus make it shut up....
....And then we sat there and we ate some nuts and oh dude you should have been there
if i have to listen to one more word im gonna explode....
....So anyways enough about me what about you????
aaahhhhhhhhhh
.... and i was only gonna ask how your day was.....

 

by MowantsGreg
10-05-02
How santa makes his money....
awwwww MAN!!!!
AND DONT COME BACK WITHOUT NO FUCKIN MONEY..... IM RUNNING THIS JOIN.... YOU MY SLUT!!!
In the backroon at the North Pole.
Im scared porky.....
GIMME YOU FUCKING WHORE.... THATS MY MONEY!!!!!!! FUCKER!!!!
Oh the shame
Can I have a pony???
What??? You want a ride my pony??

 

by MowantsGreg
1-31-03
introduction
Cyndi
Stacey
another introduction
Stacey
Cyndi
this is for my personal sense of humor.
Lazy
Lazier

 

by MowantsGreg
11-10-03
Goat fucker......
cluck
bahh
Dirthy chicken fucker....
Well now that we got that clear.....
Wanna Fuck???

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