All comics by MrBeanTroll

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by MrBeanTroll
5-12-01
I am so cool!
I am so cool!
FIRE3!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-12-01
Damn Jews!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-12-01
5 dollar!
Okay...
w00t!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-12-01
Hey Meps, you see that new comic by Dev?
Yes I did.
It sucked didn't it.
Yes it did.
We're on fire.
Yes we are.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-12-01
Ring! Ring!
Ring! Ring?
And with that, they fell in love.
Ring.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-12-01
I've got their flag...returning to base.
I wonder what empy looks like naked...
Where'd the flag go?
Team Inferno....Scores!
I hate Tribes 2, in CS you don't have to use your brain, it's much better.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-12-01
The Juggernaut confronts the scout on the pad.
Get off the vechicle pad!
No.
The Juggernaut loses patience
aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ha ha ha U Sux!
The Juggernaut solves the problem with a well place mortar.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-12-01
First...there was Jesus
Then there was a nuclear explosion which created!
Super Happy Fun Time Jesus!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-12-01
Who are you?
Hi, I'm Jesus. Your savior and the son of God.
Never heard of you. Wanna hear me recite the names of all the Pokemon?
No....
Jigglypuff, Pikachu, Zubat....
Thanks dad, you're the real savior!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-13-01
Jesus spake unto the heavens. And complaineth he did.
Daddamn! I'm bored!
Yet, he had a revelation.
Wait, I'm the son of God! I should be able to move even if I'm crucified!
And departed on a long journey, still attached to the cross.
I'm off to see the world...up yours Romans!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-13-01
Jesus traveled far before seeing any human at all.
la la la
But he enjoyed being off that hill immensely.
do dee do
Well I'm not going that way, it's much too rocky
The first human he saw was a clown...he got scared and fell over.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Nobody loves me...

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-13-01
Last time we found Jesus, having been scared by a Clown, laying down on the ground.
Um....whatever you are...could you help me up?
Why were you frightened of me?
Just help me up and I'll tell you.
Okay.
Cause you look like someone vomitted on you in technicolor! Goodbye.
I am a sad clown....

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-13-01
Hey there!....MrBeanTroll!
What?
You forgot the background on the last panel of episode 3.
I know.
You suck.
I know.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Today we find Jesus traveling through the woods.
Ah, a cute squirrel...
ROOOOARRRR!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! RUN AWAY!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Today we find Jesus in a close encounter with Death
Always look on the bright side of life *whistles*
So anyways....This guy Jesus...he eluded my hand...
...so now he's running around while he's supposed to be dead, I'm gonna lose my job.
Isn't that him over there on the large cross?
WHERE?!?!??!
He's gone. I suppose you want me to help you track him down though....feh

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Death and his 'friend', Pete, begin their search for Jesus.
Why are we looking for him here?
You dare question my judgement?
Yes.
I thought you loved me....*sob* Did our time in the Bahamas mean nothing to you?
I'll be over here now....(mumbling)we've never even been to the Bahamas...
Where are you going *sob* Come back!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Death and Pete find Jesus outside of the White House.
Look! Jesus!
Ah...hello my child...
Give it up Jesus!
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Run Away!
After him!
For Mother Russia!!!!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Death and Jesus meet...albeit briefly.
I will be safe if I disquise myself as a little asian girl.
I will be able to ambush him if I disquise myself as a little asian girl.
....
....
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Jesus confronts Death
If you take my life I'll tell my dad.
ooooooo....I'm sooo scared.
You will be....you will be...
Stop with your pointless Star Wa....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaah!!!
My dad 0wned j00
You made the Grim Reaper cry...

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
An Interlude
We two girls we make quite a pair.
We are visions from your worst nightmares.
We are agents of Satan.
We are agents of Satan.
And when you begin to see pink you're gonna think.
You're doomed.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Josh meets Jesus
(singing)Jesus loves me. This I know.
Cause the bible tells me so.
.....
(singing)Little boy you're going to hell!!!!!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Zora finally gets what she deserves
HEYYYYYYYYYYY MISTER BEEEEEEEEEN!
What?
DOOOOOOO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ACROSS THE BRIDGE IN CONKER MISTER BEEEEEEN?
I suddenly wish for something awful to happen to you.
That'll about do it.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
And that's how you piss off the regs...
COOOLIES! THANKIES CORNJOBFAN!
Don't mention it Zora.
SHALL I SUCK YOU OFF NOW CJF?
Yeah, alright.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Hi....I'm MrBeanTroll
I just want to apologize to Haloflux and Toren for using their avatars for CJF and Zora
May God have mercy on my soul. But seeing as how if their is a God I'm fucked anyway who really gives a shit ne?
Dude...you are soo going to hell...

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Jesus meets a little girl.
Hi little girl...
Hi Mister.....Klattu Barada Nikto
....
Satan will reward me well!
Mwahahahaha.
Mwahahaha.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
In Hell....
We have done your bidding Satan
We have done your bidding Satan
Excellent....Leave us.
To Be Continued....
Ah Jesus...Too bad you only now realize you can never truly be rid of me.
What is it you want Satan?

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
You know what I want Jesus.
Um...no, actually I don't.
I want you to become....
Yes...go on.
To Be Continued in "Jesus and Satan, Friends Forever" or "The Odd Couple of Christianity"
MY ROOM MATE!
Oh, is that all? Sure you are my half-brother after all.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-14-01
Hi, The Troll here again. Just wanted to address a problem I've noticed lately.
The Jesus Journeys became hella unfunny...so I ended it.
ooooooo....something shiny

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-15-01
Hi, we're the parents of the Monkey Man.
Hi.
We'd just like to apologize on behalf of our son.
Yes...he is in a bunch of trouble when we find him.
Big trouble.
Heh heh heh.

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-15-01
See...the monkey man hit me right here on the arm!
Do not lie to Jesus.
and then he hit me in the head. He was like an alien or a robot or something.
You're high aren't you.
He also anally probed me...want to see?
no....

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-15-01
How about now?
No!

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-15-01
Now?
Yeah alright...
Wow...you got a great ass...you mind if we...
Okay...just relax....
mmmph...oh yeah

 

by MrBeanTroll
5-15-01
JESUS!!!!!
Oh shit!
Fuck, it's my dad!
What in my name do you think you are doing?
....
Um....population control?
I'm not against homosexuals in anyway...but you're far older then he is and that's just sick, you pedophile.
owww...it hurts!
sorry dad! Owwwie

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