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by MrNoodle
1-03-03
In ancient times..
Yarrr. I'm a scary roman pirate.
AHHH!
I KILL YOU JESUS.
NO WHAT CAN I DO? Wait.. I know..
OH NO WHAT HAPPEN NOW..MATEY
Its time for jesus power!

 

by MrNoodle
1-03-03
A bit after that.
Uh.. I don't think that is what god meant...
God told ME to write the bible. How do YOU know what he wanted?
What? You don't even believe in god!
BLASPHEMY!
You know its true, Noodle,And what the hell are you doing in those clothes?
Fook, He's got me there.

 

by MrNoodle
1-03-03
Thats better, now what the hell possesed you to try and rewrite the bible?
Uh.
Aren't you listening to me??
Erk, I have angered the Ajil god..better run!
Well, WHY? Grr..
Yoink!

 

by MrNoodle
1-03-03
At stigs place..
Daddyo? I need some help!
grarrgrrerr,
uhg, I knew he'd mention that..
My son.. why arent you wearing the clothes i got yo for your birthaday

 

by MrNoodle
1-03-03
There dad. you happy?
Good, now go get me dinner.
I stab you.
Ow, I'm dying!
Dinner is severed.
I hate being eaten.
Braaaiins...

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
what is it boyo?
Ajil got mad at me because I dressed up as a holy man, then rewrote the bible with pirates, ninja's, and hot girls pantys.
ninjas? pantys? thats my boy, ask me tommaow I'm tired, thanks
I need some advice though!
Half awake zombies.
ok ok..apolgise, and draw more hot girl pantys..grrargh

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
its..CHANGIN TIME!
Oh yeah, lookin spiffy.
On the way..
Lookin pretty hot today noodle, you da man.
Thanks mr. luci, not lookin bad yourself
Its a long walk.
Hey Noodle, Whats new?
Nothin much petey, Just going to see ajil,He din' think me changing the bible was funny.

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
Really? I thought it was great, da J-dog got a kick out of it too.
Yeh well, Gotta keep goin, talk to ya later petey
Meanwhile..
"404 error, www.hornyasiancatgirlsex.org does not exist on this server, you pervert"
Oh no! The website is down...
"Now for our feature presentation, Teenage Catgirls in Heat, part ten"
Its so sexy..

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
SPECIAL EFFECTS.
Yo yo NOODLE Cracka! I saw dat shit bout' me you drawin! Das' some funy shit yo, Why'd them spooky bible writin freaks always makin me white an puttin me on tha damn cross eh?
Hey J-dog, Glad ya like it, Why don't you WARN me before you zap me here though brotha?
Bling Bling.
Uhh. Yeah, Well I gotta go find Ajil,Get ya magic on, yo. I needa ride.

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
Somewhere with rich people.
And then buffy says to me, she says.. "But thats not my yacht, thats my purse!
Oh my, she said THAT? Oh..hah hah hah hah!
AHHH, what is happening, he owed me money!
Ahh it burns!
Ahhh its a poor looking guy, Run away!
Hey you! get back here! Where am I?

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
That Jesus, He sure knows how to get me in a mess!
haha cracka, I threw you hella far!
That Jesus, He sure knows how to get me in a mess!
Bling Bling.
Oh Jesus, You're so funny.

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
A wild Pokemon!
Pokeball Go! Paypaklip, use Vine whip!
Uhg, not agian.
Paypa paypa!
Stupid Pokemon trainers, throwing balls at me and making giant living paperclips attack me...i'll show them..
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat
ahhhh! Paypa!
Teehee! Another one down, Fainted my ass!

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
Noodle makes it to ajils pad.
oh yeah, lick that fur baby!
Uh, yikes.
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
W00t! doorbell time!
Oh baby, lick that catlike ear, faster..!
...wow.

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
Dun dun dun...
Thassit, I'm goin in!
Ah hah..!
"Meow. Meow. AHHH WE ARE SO WET."
uhh...wrong house..
oh golly, i love these home videos of washing my cat.

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
Another house..
Okay, this is the right house I HOPE
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING
AJIL aahhh you have a scary cat loving freak of a neabor who watches video's of his cat taking baths and and and...hold me.
I ain't ajil, he lives down the road more... but i surrre do love them kittys, do ya got a copy of the cat-bath video?
AAUUUGHHG!
Get back here i want some kittys!!

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
Finnally.
Hey, Noodle! Lookin spiffy.
Ajil! WHEW! Its almost like this whole neighborhood is filled with cat-fetish sexual deviants!
uhhh...you do know i was arrested, right..? This IS prison..
Arrested? For what? Your a perfect angel!
uhm..well. being a Cat-fetish Sexual deviant..
AHHH THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS FILLED WITH CAT-LOVING SEXUAL DEVIANTS!!!

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
Real conversation..
I'm still siting here reading my bible..Yea, my cat thinks it smells good.
your cat is gonna EAT IT.
Real conversation..
Haha, god cat.
and be..GODCAT
Imagine.
I AM GODCAT. DO MY BIDDING.
Yes master..

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
I AM SO SAD.
Hey Mr man, why are you sad?
I FEEL SAD.
God, You never quit do you?
..laying down.
I SLEEP SADLY.
AGNST AGNST ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
Later on.
oh you meant cat-GIRLS..
Yep, catgirls. Its pretty nice here, i decided to stay a bit.
wow, he's talking but all I can see is his giant head.
Yeah i used to have a roomate named bubba. but he died. and a blobbie. bubba scared him away, though.
You know. You have a really big head.
I know..

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
Too much free time.
Are YOU ready?
Oh, I'm ready alright.
Lets do it.
Hell yeah.
YEAH ROCK ON PEACE YO! Damn.
What the fuck? We were doing hair bands today... not acid rock.

 

by MrNoodle
1-04-03
Noodle walks home.
Hmm. I wonder how Mr. Luci's doing..
Why do you talk to yourself so much?
So, hows the family J-dog?
same ol' same ol'
.....!
HAHA STEPPED ON YOU.

 

by MrNoodle
1-05-03
Almost home..
I still don't really understand why you were represented by a short asian girl with a rather large head, not as big as ajils though.
....
I mean really. That asian girl picture is not even very cute, why would anyone want to represent you like that, Ami?
........
What? What did I say?
Waaaaaah mommy noodle hurt my feelings!

 

by MrNoodle
1-05-03
Ahh, home sweet home.
Hey! who the heck are you??
Your roommate.
Oh. okay.. HEY! wait. i dont even have a roommate!
Oh? okay then, I'll be off.

 

by MrNoodle
1-05-03
Ahh, its good to be home, now to log on and bug ajil.
"Agil6 has signed on at 12:03 am"
I wonder what the heck..
"Ajil6: Hey Noodle, look what i found in the dictionary!"
......
\Poop\, v. t. (Naut.) (a) To break over the poop or stern, as a wave. ``A sea which he thought was going to poop her.'' --Lord Dufferin. (b) To strike in the stern, as by collision.

 

by MrNoodle
1-05-03
......
Agil51/2: ...Noodle? you there?
Hahahaha...do you think the sea is going to poop you ajil?
Agil4566: OH NO DON'T POOP ME
Noodle-Head1777: Hehehe! POOPty POOP POOP i POOP YOU.
I KNEW this was gonna happen.

 

by MrNoodle
1-05-03
Hi, I'm asian.
Hello. I'm also asian.
What part of asia do you come from?
The middle.
wow. Me too.
Have we met?

 

by MrNoodle
1-05-03
Ahhh, the internet is such a fickle mistress.
Nice pants.
Who the hell are you??
I need a roomate.
Do you like catgirls?
No...

 

by MrNoodle
1-05-03
GET OUT.
Uhh.. So i can be your roomate?
Uh oh..
NO.
Why not?
Another catgirl hater..
Uhg..losing..manhood..oof

 

by MrNoodle
1-05-03
And so, Jesus spiteth teh roomate of doom..
Woo, pantyshot!
And so, Jesus spiteth teh roomate of doom..
haha, its working!
And so, Jesus spiteth teh roomate of doom..
Noodle-Head123: No, of course not.

 

by MrNoodle
1-05-03
And so jesus spiteth the roomate of doom..
Oh yeah, let him see THIS.
Woah, sexy momma, wanna be my roomate?
Sorta..
I'm jesus.
But jesus is a ma..oh..my.. i think i'm gonna be sick..
Noodle-head2233: No, of course not , silly.
Ajil122.4421/2: Hey, your not planning on writing more of those bible comics are you?

 

by MrNoodle
1-05-03
That dead sure is evil.
I'llswallowyoursoul!
Ash-aroo!
Click!
Boomstick, baby
Hail to the king, baby.

 

by MrNoodle
1-06-03
Hm, I wonder if anyone knows i'm picking my nose.
ew, could that guy BE more obvouse?
Hahah, I am master of stealth.
Boy howdy, looks like he wrangled up a big one..
...damn
Uh, ajil? What in the fookin hell are you doing with your finger up your nose?

 

by MrNoodle
1-06-03
Watch the sunset with me noodle!
Alright, you sexy thing you.
You know, sunsets are very cool and happen lots and dogs and cats and even mice like to watch sunsets and the sun might explode in thirty years but i don't think it'll happen but some people do.
that is a LOT of talkin..I forget why I agreed to this.
...hold me.
Oh yeah, thats it..

 

by MrNoodle
1-06-03
Another real conversation.
Teehee. I make mean faces at noodle.
.... I LIKE BRAIDING PUBIC HAIR.
Ew. I did NOT need to know that.
HAHA. thats what you get for your mean faces.
But mean faces are fun!
So is braiding pubic hair, but you don't see me doing it to you all the time, do you?

 

by MrNoodle
1-06-03
Hey, theres a note on the back of that thing..
*note* "Hit the blue button please"
And so, the button is pushed.
Uhh..
Bzzzt..zzzbuzzbzzzzbuzzzz.....Why..hello, you.. sexy thing..you.. you really.. turn me .. on
...Noodle programmed you didn't he?
Bzzt..yes.

 

by MrNoodle
1-06-03
one fish.
two fish.
Two fish.
Redfish
Bluefish

 

by MrNoodle
1-07-03
On a routine visit to the city..
Hmm, i really should change clothes sometime..
......
Hey man, you got a light?
On a routine visit to the city..
AHHHH AJIL HAS AN EVIL TWIN RUN AWAY!!!!
Wow, that guy is one fucked up individual.

 

by MrNoodle
1-07-03
Always a catch.
Shit, better call ajil and tell him about that.
You have reached Wandering Pines Tropical resort and prison, please press 1 if you wish to speak to a cat-girl loving intelectual, press 2 if you would like to learn about our exciting vacation offers
Woo vacation!
Thank you for pressing two, You are the 1000th person to press two, you win a free all expenses paid vacation to the Wandering Pines! Congradulations!
Er....
Please give us your name, Phone number, address, credit card numbers, bank acounts, three signed copys of your ID, and a comprehensive list of all the crimes you have commited in the last 5 years.

 

by MrNoodle
1-07-03
Ahh, Super deadly radiation box of death and destruction, how i missed you.
Have you ever ate a beet? Yummy huh,
...huh?
We at Mc.Foodles hamburgers, think so too, so you HAVE to come down and try out new beet burgers, sizzling beef with beats added on!
....AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Next time YOUR at Mc.Foodles, just ask our friendly servers to BEET MY MEAT, And your meat will be beeted by one of our specialy trained staff!

 

by MrNoodle
1-08-03
The adam and eve show!
Hi, i'm adam welcome to the adam show!
Hi, I'm eve!
The adam and eve show!
Nobody gave you the right to talk, be quiet!
But adam, its the 20th century.. I have equal rights, and I can vote!
The adam and eve show!
Wench, When i give my other Ribs the right to vote, you'll get it, but for now, shut the hell up!
...Meep..

 

by MrNoodle
1-09-03
Noodles daddyo stig at home..
*chews on feet* getting bored of chewin on my own limbs.
THOSE PUNY EARTHLINGS SHALL PAY.
YES. US SPACE ZOMBIES SHALL TAKE OVER.
heh. random flame appearing in front of me.

 

by MrNoodle
1-09-03
COMMANDER. YOUR MINIONS MUST DESTROY ALL LIFE.
Yes, overmind. Your will is my command.
man space zombies don't have shit on evil occultist mad scientist zombies
I AM SPACE ZOMBIE MINION NUMBER 0072. I HAVE COME TO DESTOY ALL LIFE.
this is my turf mr zombie.

 

by MrNoodle
1-09-03
Some time and quite a few space zombies later..
OVERMIND NUMBER 2. THAT EARTHLING HAS SOMEHOW DEFEATED OVER 900 OF OUR SPACE ZOMBIE MINIONS.
YES OVERMIND ONE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS HAPPENING.
LET US GO SEE HOW HE DOES IT.
YES. I WILL DO AS YOU COMMAND OVERMIND ONE.
This is getting old.
EARTHLING HOW DO YOU DO IT? YOU HAVE DESTROYED OVER 900 OF MY MINIONS. HOW?

 

by MrNoodle
1-09-03
OVERMIND 2 HAS BEEN DESTROYED. COMMANDER. WE MUST GO.
Yes sir.
saved.....shit...I am not spsed to save anythin...fuck
EARTHLING YOU HAVE SAVED THIS PUNY PLANET FOR NOW. BUT WE WILL RETURN.
Hey daddyo, Watcha been up to?
I dont want to talk about it.. x.x

 

by MrNoodle
1-09-03
Ajil5: Wow, that really sucked Noodle.
Noodle-gvhead22: I know..
Ajil66.4: why was it so bad?
Noodlegt-head65656: Eh.. Its a true story.
Agil991/2: Oh..uh..
Noodlewntshed33.5: Yeh.

 

by MrNoodle
1-11-03
Real conversation.
Welcome, Ajil. Get a bigger mailbox!
Real conversation.
Ha. My mailbox is already twice as big as yours. As well as pleasing to the ladies.
Real conversation.
Oh, you meant MAILbox, not MALEbox.
You've got three new messages,shorty.

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