All comics by Mr_Burble

 

by Mr_Burble
5-14-01
Fag.

 

by Mr_Burble
5-14-01
Hmm...Were I a nightingale, I would sing like a nightingale; were I a swan, like a swan.
But as it is, I am a rational being, therefore I must sing hymns of praise to God.
YABBA DABBA DOO.
And lay off the booze.
TURN ME ON DEAD MAN.

 

by Mr_Burble
5-14-01
NEVER AGAIN...
SHUT UP. ART BELL IS ON.

 

by Mr_Burble
5-14-01
Yo! Whazzap, biznatch! THANKYOU!
HAHAHAHA HURRR! WHOO HURR-BLURR!
ALL YUOR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! THANKYOU!
BA-HAHAHAHAHURRR-A-DURR-BLURR! WOO-HOOO!
Poop.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! YOU SUCK! BOOOO!

 

by Mr_Burble
5-15-01
Dear John, I need time. And space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you sometime, ok? Love, April
Fuck you
RRRING! Just kidding. Fag.

 

by Mr_Burble
5-15-01
...so in conclusion, I feel that the lack of content in your postings can be traced to the large turd that resides in your cranium.
Please go fuck yourself into a pretzel, you disgusting cuntburp. Thank you.
a/s/l?

 

by Mr_Burble
5-16-01
Shit. The cops. And I left my aluminum foil hat at home. TIME FOR EVASIVE PSYCHIC MANOUVERS.
DO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DA-DAA-DAA-DAA...I VOTED FOR BUSH AND LALALALALA I'M JUST WALKING HOME DUMM-DE-DUMM...
What a complete fucking sped.
Yep. Cruller?

 

by Mr_Burble
5-16-01
Fuckin' Pope.
Take THAT.
whoopsies...
Yup. Smoking or Non? HURRDY-BLURR DURR! I kill me. Now spread 'em.

 

by Mr_Burble
5-16-01
I just ate three cans of "Spicy Cajun" Pringles and shit my pants like a fire extinguisher.
JUST KIDDING! They were "Pizza". WHOO! MAMA MIA!

 

by Mr_Burble
5-16-01
WEDNESDAY AT THE AUDITIONS...
Homo-homo gay fag anal rape!
NEXT!
Fierce auto-fellatio with a side of sock fucking and a Chinese boatload of por-
THANK YOU! NEXT, PLEASE!
I just shoved northern Jersey up my ass. Thanks or a good felching is all I ask.
THIS MAN IS LEO BUSCAGLIA! QUICK! HUG HIM!

 

by Mr_Burble
5-17-01
In the courtyard at MOMA...
...and it's so rare to meet another Miro fan. So, what do you do when you're not being so adorable?
Heh...well, I'm a grad student at Yale. I study Art History at NYU. I'm doing my thesis work on Mondrian and his relationship with the Fascist movement.
I seem to think that his strict use of form and rigid philosophy somehow lent a visual softening to dictatorial ideology.
Wasn't he a fag or some shit?
SWOON!

 

by Mr_Burble
5-21-01
All I ever asked for was a little peace of mind, good health, and common decency from my fellow man.
All I ever asked for was a reach-around.
Oh, so what you're saying is that life just fucks you in the ass. Way to be, mister cynical.
Huh? No no no...I'm talking to you, mister philosopher-king. Now, are we fucking or just talking?
YOU GIRLS ARE ALL THE SAME.

 

by Mr_Burble
5-21-01
All I ever asked for was a little peace of mind, good health, and common decency from my fellow man.
All I ever asked for was a reach-around.
Oh, so what you're saying is that life just fucks you in the ass. Way to be, mister cynical.
Huh? No no no...I'm talking to you, mister philosopher-king. Now, are we fucking or just talking?
YOU GIRLS ARE ALL THE SAME.

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