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by MrsJerusalem
6-05-05
You know, I love my fat sow of a wife, but now that the revolution has come, I'll have to shove a potato in her gullet and roast her on a spit.
Sounds like a *urp* rock and hard place kinda situation.
Yeah, but if you can't eat the people you love first, what kind of leader are you?
I concur. You never woulda seen Dubya protecting his ol bovine ball-n-chain from the **hack** starving hordes.
Hear hear!
What side dish goes with insolent whore? I'm thinking scalloped potatoes.

 

by MrsJerusalem
6-07-05
Thank god it's Friday, eh?
Amen to that. My boss is a real ball-buster.
You think you got it bad, my know-it-all dad is MY boss.
Shit, sucks to be you.
Suddenly Jesus finds himself back in heaven.
Aww Dad! Kee-rist.
Beat that Jesus! Know it all indeed...

 

by MrsJerusalem
6-07-05
You know Debbie in Accounts Payable? I'd sure like to realign HER uterus. I'm gonna ask her out.
No shit? I think she looks like a praying mantis. And what's up with her skin? Jimmy in Marketing calls her "scrot-face".
Then she won't mind when I give her the ol' teabag, eh? Heheheh.
Ba-zing! Hahaha.
Later that night...
How'd it go with Debbie? You glide up in the guts or what?
No, we discussed religion and wine and politics, though. Oh - and she shit on my face. That was pretty hot.

 

by MrsJerusalem
6-07-05
God, if you are all knowing and all seeing and all present, then how could you possibly desire anything from me? You know wether or not humans will choose you, so why the tests of our faith?
Hmm. . .
It would seem that the only desire an omnipresent being could possibly have, is to know what desire feels like. My love or hatred for you would have no meaning. I look to you for answers. Please.
Well. . .
I get it. Your existence is peripheral. You are a psychological construct meant to help humans understand themselves and the cosmos a little better. You matter as a story, not a dogma.
Jeez kid, you're really harshin' my mellow.

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