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by Muug1188
5-12-01
Damn recessions.

 

by Muug1188
5-12-01
Hey, what happened?
Some dumbass got sucked into a woodchipper.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You are one sick bastard!
Dude, is that a finger?
Could be.

 

by Muug1188
5-12-01
I have come to rid the world of your foul presence, Cthulhu!
And just HOW do you propose to do that?
Um...well...I...
Eat my navel lint of death, demon!
Dumbass...

 

by Muug1188
5-12-01
...and then I want a pony and a place to put my pony and some shoes for my pony and...
24 minutes later...
...and that's what I think you should give me 'cause I've been a good girl this week.
Well?
...help..me...

 

by Muug1188
5-12-01
...allegedly was found naked in a tree.
...furthermore, Ms. Streisand has declined to affirm the incident, claiming it to be a "dirty commie trick" to subjugate her record sales.
Now to Phillip Alvarez in sports..

 

by Muug1188
5-12-01
This is the 37th time you formatted yourself! What the hell is your problem?
*I..don't know...*
Maybe that truck DID damage you when it lost control and sandwiched you into a Corolla!
*formatting complete*
Goddammit!
*It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood*

 

by Muug1188
5-12-01
I lost my job and my wife left me for some robot with a nail in his head.
So, look on the bright side! You're young, talented, and you have wonderful opportunities ahead of you!
I feel like God is just sitting up there laughing at me! What's next, Armageddon?
You're such a pessimist! That's never going to happen!
Thirty seconds later...
Told you.
I stand corrected.

 

by Muug1188
5-13-01
...I KNOW I buried my clone somewhere around here...
Could he have crawled out of this filthy muck, seeking revenge for my betrayal?
Nah...

 

by Muug1188
5-19-01
This always happens. I know I should have gotten here sooner.
I am SO sorry. I swear to god it won't ever happen again.
Aw, shit.

 

by Muug1188
5-19-01
So, Melinda, what's up? Did your dog die of that cancer in its eyes yet?
Yeehaw! Nothin' like a night in the big city!
Man, that's rough, baby, gimme a hug.
Is that your horse? She sure is purty!
Hey! Fuck you, buddy!
I miss Texas.

 

by Muug1188
5-19-01
I have done it! I have created the world's first artificial intelligence!
ME CLANGO
It still needs a bit of work, however.
CLANGO LOVE MACHINE CLANGO SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE
Hey...what the-
CLANGO SAD CLANGO HAVE NO PENIS

 

by Muug1188
5-19-01
Somewhere, sometime..
Hey, you're lookin might fine thar, boy!
Jesus, what a freak.
You sure got a purty mouth.
Some other time and place..
Hey there, sweet thang..
Oh, shit.

 

by Muug1188
5-19-01
Just in case..tell your family that you love them.
I kept telling them my medication was low.
Because...
"Please, I need more. Why won't you give me more? What do you mean it's addictive? Well, when can I get more?"
You just never know.
Now they are all sorry. Bastards. Fuck 'em all.

 

by Muug1188
5-19-01
Hey there, you pretty girl! Whadda you say we..you know..get to know each other?
Baaa. (You sick fuck)
Damn. Must have forgotten aftershave.

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