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by MyWorldIsSquare
2-29-04
So, today's the big day. Today, I'm finally going to start a casual conversation with the most beautiful girl at Simsbury High.
Haven't we already been through this? Every day, you say the same spiel, but you always chicken out at the last second.
Hey, cut me some slack! It's taken me two and a half years to build the strength and courage necessary to sweep Gabrielle off her feet.
And what are you going to tell Rikku and Yuna after they learn of your cheating ways, hmm?
...It must remain a secret. The Final Fantasy X-2 DVD must never know.
...To be honest, I can't believe your parents actually bought you a porn movie in the first place.

 

by MyWorldIsSquare
2-29-04
Gabrielle...if I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Aww, that's so sweet, Kiron! ::swoon::
You see? I have everything planned. I just have to stay calm and confident regardless of what happens. And I'll do fine. Absolutely fine.
Maybe, but I personally envision a very different conversation...
Gabrielle...if I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd still be staring at your luscious breasts! Let's have hot and horny sex all night long!
I knew there was a reason I wore heavy armor and brought a sword to school...

 

by MyWorldIsSquare
3-01-04
...Very funny.
I think you'd be better off if you just forgot about this girl and concentrated on something else.
What could possibly be more important than impressing the girl of my dreams?
Hmm...how many classes are you currently failing again?
...
You better hope Gabrielle has a secret fetish for the smell of raw sewage, garbageboy.

 

by MyWorldIsSquare
3-01-04
So you're failing THREE classes? THREE CLASSES?
Don't overreact, Seth. School just isn't my thing.
THREE GODDAMNED CLASSES?
(Hey, it's not my fault. Sure, I got drunk a few nights before big exams, and I puked on the chemistry project, and I didn't write that History paper...wait, two history papers...)
IF I COULD ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY HARM YOU, I'D RIP YOUR BRAIN INTO TINY PIECES AND SPIT ON YOUR BLOODIED CORPSE AS YOUR SOUL DRIFTED STRAIGHT TO THE BOWELS OF HELL! YOU HEAR ME?

 

by MyWorldIsSquare
3-03-04
...So, I'm failing three classes. So what? Heck, you knew I was failing beforehand anyway. Don't make such a big deal out of this.
Failing one class isn't all that bad. In fact, I'd expect that kind of performance from you. But three?
There's still nearly four months left of school. I can dig myself out of this.
If you don't take significant strides in improving your grades right now, you better believe there's going to be hell to pay. Get out of here and go to school!
...Satan! Nice of you to drop by. If the kid does anything stupid, you have my permission to do whatever you'd like.
Okay, Seth, but that's one less favor I owe you.

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