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by NME
7-22-01
Hey there baby how about a date?
Ummmmm no.....
Wait! Lemme give you some GOOD reasons why you should go out with me
38 and a half excrutiating minutes later...
78. Some people say I look like Tom Cruise

 

by NME
7-22-01
Sometimes.... i feel insecure about how I ..... measure up.....
But uhhh......
I mean sometimes I just think I'm not you know 'BIG' enough
Righhtttt......
You do realize you have no penis don't you?
Oh yeah.... right.....

 

by NME
7-22-01
Have you ever noticed how big your head is compared to mine?
Yeah.... all the time
JUST THEN PHILLIP SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS!!!!
Ohhhhhh fire pretty.....
H-h-help m-meee
I wonder what's on TV

 

by NME
7-22-01
Right...........

 

by NME
7-23-01
Dear [KI]Han please stop leaking BFP - signed Chris
uhhhhh.....
ME AM SMART!!!!!

 

by NME
7-23-01
Tired and confused, but most of all just fucking dumb [KI]Han goes to yugoslavia or some poor ass country where they cant afford to fix stuff WTF do I look like? A fucking geographer oh my fucking god
ME AM SMART!

 

by NME
7-23-01
Bratkid23 is an unoriginal bastard!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...........
Say it again!
Bratkid23 is an unoriginal bastard!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

by NME
7-23-01
Tyler talks to Chris
You are not your possesions or your things you are the all singing all dancing crap of the world!
Fuck this I'm leaving.....
TYLER........ WAIT!!!!! SIGN MY BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!

 

by NME
7-23-01
John Cockmonger..
Thrower of peaches at houses and rocks at tin sheds
PENIS IN YO EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by NME
7-23-01
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Mmmmmm Hentai....
baka.....

 

by NME
7-24-01
Righhtttt.....

 

by NME
7-24-01
hey, hows it goin?
good
MOG SMASH!

 

by NME
7-24-01
My pants don't fit, I think I'm too fat....
Then exercise and lose the weight!
2 days later...
I DID IT! I WON THE WAR!
Did ya lose weight?
Even better, I bought bigger pants!

 

by NME
7-24-01
Hey Splive!
Shiggity shiggity Shwa....
Hey idiothd what you did to day?
uhhhhhhh...
Did he really get a new super avh system? FIND OUT IN MARIOTWINS2
WRONG! Hey I got a new Super AVH system
You did not!

 

by NME
7-24-01
SWEAR TO GOD! I got it at Chunkey's for 2 dollars eh?
Yeah, lemme see it.....
yeah, you like that IDIOTDH
WOW!
STAY TUNED!
I got it YOU DONT SHUT UP
Goddamn

 

by NME
7-24-01
Hey, guess what? It has new game, it is called mario twins! Oh my god they look so goddamned like the same person I would say to them you want icecream cone? Both of them say yes. How in the hell?
They are twins thats why...
Hey lets play! Ready?
There it goes
DA DA DA DA DA DA BOWM DA DA DA DO DO DO DO DO DO DOO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOD DO DO DO DOD DOD DA DA DA DODDODODOD DOD DOD DOD DODO DODOD DO DO DO DOD DODODDA DODODODOD DODODO DA

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