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by NeonScenex
2-04-09
OMG! Brad! What the hell are you doing here?!
I'm ready to take you back!
Ha! It's too late now loser! I've moved on, I met someone on Facebook. He is so hot! He's in a band and he works out, unlike you!
Who?
Hey I'm Drexle, Damn! I can't believe Jenna used to date such a dork!
I can't believe Jennas going out with such a metal head. I'm gonna need some help to get her back, I don't wanna end up with torn ligaments.

 

by NeonScenex
2-09-09
So how are you feeling after the divorce?
Not bad, I caught her sleeping with the scuba instructor on his boat on our honeymoon.
Ouch, She left you 2 days after your wedding!
Yeah, but she had always been cheating on her boyfriends since high school.
Ok, Listen me and Jim are going to dinner tonight, Would you like to come?
No, I'm good, I'm gonna go speed dating, If I don't get laid this week I'm gonna shoot myself!

 

*I'm dreaming of a whiiiiite Chriiiismas!!!*
I'm dreaming of duct tape!
by NeonScenex, 2-19-09

 

by NeonScenex
2-26-09
Okay Sam, for your first mission, I've got this zombie down in my basement, Could you check it out?
Hmmm, Okay
1,2,3, and stab!
Hey you look like my fifth grade teacher!
Grrr?

 

by NeonScenex
2-26-09
Is there a problem officer?
Yes, it seems the woman in the abulance said that you were involved in the car crash.
Shes a liar! I was just coming home from Nevada, So I had nothing to do with it! Do you want to talk to my wife?
Sure
Hello Daaarling!
?????

 

by NeonScenex
2-26-09
I'm so sorry Kate, but I have to kill you!
WTF? Yesterday you said you loved me, now you want to kill me?!
Later....
I have to complete this mission! I'm sorry!
Well then we are SO over!
Hehe...Hi Boss
Sam....Your fired!

 

by NeonScenex
2-26-09
Hey I just remembered, I don't have any condoms!
Oh Chris! Go down to the store and get some quick!
I'll be back......
Trying to get out of sex with the wife?
Bingo!

 

Remember the night you proposed to me? I was so happy I barely spoke for 3 hours!
Yes Darling, it was the happiest 3 hours of my life!
by NeonScenex, 2-26-09

 

by NeonScenex
2-26-09
Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!
How's that?
Well, Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Imogen got pregnant, Then two years ago, you said the Bahamas and Imogen got pregnant, now I'm going to Arizona.
So, what ya gonna do this year that's different?
This year I'm taking Imogen with me.

 

by NeonScenex
3-12-09
Okay Auden, I'm going out now Granny will be here in a few minutes.
Aw Man!
I thought you liked Gran?
No way!, she stinks of fish scales and always brings her gross Banana Spilt with Baked Beans and Sausage Milksake!
Oh Hello there Sweetie! I've brought your favorite! Egg Casserole....
....That's all going down the bog!

 

by NeonScenex
3-12-09
I hate it when my sister brings me with her when she goes shopping.
Dude, wait till you get a girlfriend, Ashley always takes me on her shopping trips.
Why?
Well I have pick up Ashley and her friends and drive them to every shopping destination they go to, and they go EVERYWHERE!!!
Whoa...Well do you want to go the bar and wait for the girls?
Yeah I could do with a pint

 

by NeonScenex
3-12-09
So I say 'What Body'?
Ha Ha! You crack me up!
Your about to be cracked right now dude! Ashley is behind you!
WTF?!
Hehe...Hi Ashley
Brad, I told you to wait in the Food Court! We are are SO over!

 

by NeonScenex
3-25-09
Hey Ginger! I dare you to in to that Haunted House!
Ya double dare me?
Yup!
I'll be back
WTF?!

 

by NeonScenex
3-25-09
Do you have any nuts?
You perv...
No no I mean Squirrel nuts!
Your gay!
Bastard
Homo

 

by NeonScenex
3-25-09
This is weird
We've been in here for 3 hours
Man, when am I getting out of here?
This is fuckin nuts!
I'm cold
GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!

 

by NeonScenex
3-25-09
85% of teen pregnancies are unplanned and unexpected
What do you mean I'm pregnant?!
You slept with your boyfriend, and now your pregnant
Be aware of teen pregnancies
Great, now I'm a 16 year old mom
Mama!

 

by NeonScenex
3-31-09
In the future, everything move to the cloud. We won't have documents on PC's anymore.
But we'll still have offices, right? We'll still gossip in the halls and goof of in the Cafeteria?
Probably not. In the future, we'll spend all our time joking around on Twitter and poking each other on Facebook.
You can't stop progress.

 

by NeonScenex
3-31-09
Hey DeeJay, how did you get into the whole horror movie thing?
Well Butch, I was actually turned off from horror at age 4 when I saw Night of the Living Dead 2 and 1, in a row....
What? There was no Night of the Living Dead 2. That must have been Dawn of the Dead you saw.
Whatever, it was that one where they were all in the army bunker underground and that one chick was in it.
Shut up, DeeJay.

 

by NeonScenex
3-31-09
Melinda, I am the prophet and have scientific proof of gods existence! Just give me your email address!
Okay, I'll bite. What's your proof?
Come closer, I'll whisper it to you.
Um, okay....
God loves you.
Dammit, for the LAST time, that is NOT scientific proof!!!!

 

by NeonScenex
3-31-09
"The Rocker"
"Watchmen"
"This is Spinal Tap"
"Lakeview Terrace"
"Gran Torino"
"Hotel for Dogs"

 

by NeonScenex
3-31-09
Hey Amy, you look tired today....
Oh yeah, I was busy all night socialising
Socialising????
Yeahhh......It's not easy keeping up with Tweets from over 20,000 followers....
Tweets? 20,000? Followers? WTF are you talking about?!
Errrr.....19.900 strangers

 

by NeonScenex
4-01-09
Oh my god! James is that you?
Braaains!
Yeah thats right! I was the one with brains! I'm going to Stanford University tomorrow for my interview, wish me luck!
Grrrrrr!!!
Ugh! Your always jealous of me!

 

by NeonScenex
4-01-09
It is our mission to proactively integrate low-risk high-yield paradigms as well as to professionally coordinate cost effective resources
Whatever

 

by NeonScenex
4-09-09
When your done ruining the sofa, I want you to start clawing the new stereo speakers. After that, you need to leave your tongue prints in the butter, then take a nap on a pile of clean laundry.
Sure, so how much do I get for this?
Hmm, you'll get three bowls of free Sushi
Great! I better go claw those speakers.
Now, where's that dog?
*sigh*

 

by NeonScenex
4-09-09
Dude, is that Amy Winehouse?
I don't know, let me check!
Hey Amy....
GET LOST!!!
Yup it's her alright!

 

by NeonScenex
4-10-09
Later.....
We're out of whipped cream....

 

by NeonScenex
4-10-09
Ready to get your ass kicked?!
Bring it on Bitch!
OWNED!
Hiyaah!
Owww! Thats gonna leave a mark!

 

by NeonScenex
5-21-09
I'm flattered, do you really think I'm perceptive?
Yes, in fact, I'm surprised that you didn't know I was going to say yes in answer to that very question.
Do I detect a bit of sarcasm in that response?
Wow! You did it again! Incredible.
Ok, you know what, this isn't funny any more.
Amazing!

 

by NeonScenex
7-21-09
Hi, What are you doing?
Secure Browsing
Interesting, But the computer is switched off
Like I said: Secure Browsing

 

by NeonScenex
10-14-09
In intercomic Hyperspace, Melinda and Butch meet to resolve some weighty issues of art and philosophy....
Everything we've done up till now has been a recombination of the available conversations. I want to be part of something truly new, and I don't care how much I have to drink to it!
I'm not sure new is possible. No matter how I reshuffle her limbs, Mother still calls my work derivative. "Texas Chainsaw for Hacks" she says. Ha. Ha. I can hear her laughing now....
I can....I will! Outside the box.... Outside the box....
....yet, even with preordained options, the WAY we choose must count for something! The voices said I HAD to whack the mailman, but running him down in a UPS truck should get me style points....
But the icons and archetypes of comics are not dispensed with so easily....
Whoa! Don't count all your style points up just yet. I may be canned pixel art, but you and Jason are showing up to the Psycho Prom wearing the same dress - A Hockey Dress!
Great. Even in Hyperspace, all women remind me of Mother.

 

by NeonScenex
3-16-10
Ok now that I have my job back, I can continue this mission.
Hmm, where is everyone?
Who are you?
You must be Sam, I'm your new boss.

 

by NeonScenex
3-16-10
Your the new boss? What happened to Laura?
She quit. Couldn't handle the action anymore.
Thats unlike her.
Yeah she's moved Italy, since you quit things haven't been the same.
But I didn't quit! She fired me!
Hmm, she said you quit. Somethings not right.

 

by NeonScenex
4-11-10
Shit.
I haven't been on Twitter since yesterday.
I could lose followers.

 

by NeonScenex
4-11-10
Where have you been?! No e-mail. You didn't text me. Not a clue on your blog. You didn't update you status on Facebook. It's like you fell off the face of the earth!
Did you not check Twitter?
Oops Sorry.... "Upstairs. Going to the Bathroom. Be back in 5."

 

Master just made a new blog for me, but I don't even know how to Blog!
That's easy. Just copy content from other Blogs. Humans do that often.
by NeonScenex, 4-11-10

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