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| It's all functional, I swear to god. it's 5 inches wide because my piping is too. That wing provides needed downforce for when I'm not hauling a set of groceries. | |
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| But this ticket says I owe the state $500,000 in porno, as well as the services of my girlfriend's genitals. I don't even want to know what a "dick-slapping" is. | |
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| Is that marjuana on his breath? Why is he holding a forty ounce in his hand? | |
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| I hope Zoe is OK. I have never seen an officer bring leather G-Strings and KY Jelly to an interrogation before. What kind of charge is "being a rice ass fucktard in public" anyway? | |
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| Don't worry. Once he's done with her, you're not even going to want her anymore. I know from experience. Hi, my name is Cindy Crawford. | |
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