All comics by Ojay19

 

by Ojay19
11-15-09
Hey!...What exactly are you doing?
Uh...just stealing this laptop.
Is it yours?
Not...yet...
Okay. Well...keep it down. This IS a library.
Yes. Of course. Sorry.

 

by Ojay19
11-15-09
Have we gotten the steak cuts for dinner tonight?
Not quite. Almost done though. Just give me a minute.
huh?!!
Sir? There is a room full of drugged cats back in your kitchen...
!!!
All done...but those are the smallest cows i've ever seen. You might try growth hormones.

 

by Ojay19
11-15-09
7pm on a Sunday
Alright. Now tell me what the problem is.
I went home for the weekend and when I got back the room was cleaned out.
Sounds like you got a REAL problem. My shifts almost over here so tell you what...talk with Taldo in the morning and see what he's got for you.
What the hell?!!...that's it?!!
Whew! Almost had to actually do some work.
............

 

by Ojay19
11-16-09
Hey there MAMA'S BOY! Your such a shit for brains!
Please don't start. I'm only going to do what my mother taught me.
FUCK YOUR MAMA!...I DID! What'd she teach you anyway math? That's what I taught her! I subtracted her clothes, divided her legs, and added MY DICK!
!!!
I thought...your mom was...a teacher...
My mom, the KARATE TEACHER, always taught me to use these fists!

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