Wes Borland's amazing day!

Author: Olliec666

Date: April 13, 2001

by Olliec666
4-13-01
Wes Borland is out and about on a stroll while Fred Durst counts his money and mulls over which new red cap will suit him the best.
Hey there baby, I'm Wes Borland from the world famous, LIMP BIZKIT
Jeez, here's a weird looking dude!
Wes is tired of Fred taking the limelight all the time, not to mention all the chicks. So he decides to give her a rendition of a Big Dumb Face song, while furiously masturbating (these arty types! I
He's Never Laaate, He's Super Great, He's the one they call, DUKE LION
Oh My God Noooo!
The cute chick understandably makes a sharp exit, however a passing Beatnik witnessed Wes's Performance (so to speak)
...Wha, Where'd she go? Who this weird Beatnik dude?
Whoaa, man that was a far out song and that cool performance art you did with your dick was waaay out there man....