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by Otterarepretty
10-28-06
One Day in a normal bathroom There was a man who loved children and a child
Hey
save me jesus
lets do it!!!
arrrrr
Then...
i am jesus!!!
oh, well can i do something i have always wanted to do......... can i lick your nipple!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-28-06
One Day...
Hhheeelllllllooo
shhhh!!!
want some drugs!
almost there!!!
All of a sudden...
oh my....
Ha ha ha! now i can rule the earth with my gay mind brain thingy power... hoorayyyyyyyy!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-28-06
arfsaftowethwrqiyhoi5qhyj
b-a-c-o-n
whfbfjfnfjdfy
B-A-C-O-N
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
B-A-C-O-N SORRY B-A-C-O-N MEAN NO HARM WOW NOW I AM GAY IN B-A-C-O-N LAND GOODIE GOO!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
One Day John read a letter that could destroy his life forever!
FEED ME!!!
I said feed me!!! and what are you reading??? god you are so gay!
WOW
Then...
God idiot, some people! are just so gay!!!
This letter says i failed a blood test, thats odd?

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
One Day in happy land!
Wow what happened too you???
arrrrrrrrr!!!
Are you ok???
nooooooooooo!!!
1 hour ago...
Thanks!!! next time bring two!!!!
arrrkereywtkgwt!!! i just stuck this axe up his butt im i gay........... But it sure was fun!!! Nobody can know about this!!! oh my god im gay!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Rock and rolllllll!!!!!!!
dam you die!!!
rock rock rock and rooooooooooooooooooooooooll
damm you die!!!
Then...
rock and roll!!!
damm you stay still i am trying to kill this gay fly on your shoe!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Here's ya letter little boy
i am not little
All of a sudden
Yes you are little!!!
Oh man
Then...
Good News or Bad???
Bad news.... i failed another blood test! DAMM THATS THE SECOND TIME THAT HAS HAPPENED THIS WEEK!!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Whats on your mind punk!
come on you can tell me!
LUKE?
Yes!
I am your father!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
One day in a gay place bill was reading a book too jesus...
And then john said to jesus i am your farther!
then jesus shouted out noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Then...
The end
I asked for the bible not starwars! idiot!

 

One day to men were talking about Beards.........
My mom says i am not aloud a beard what about you???
My mom says i am only aloud a beard if i am gay....................intrested???
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by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
One night at alberts house...
Are you drunk again albert!
Loser says what....
Then...
WHAT???
HA HA HA HA HA

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
One Day that was very gay there were 2 english men...
Have you ever seen a man dressed in womens closed???
Nop, fancy a cup of tea???
That sounds Fine! good old chap!
O.k i am fed up of been english!
Then...
me too but if we are not english we are what???
you decide your the one thats looking at my banana and cherry's!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hey is your name laura?
yes!
Ok this is the part i love the most!!! i have been sent here to kill you!!!
Kool!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
I am leaving you we are just not right for each other!
oh...... but what about our child
Well...............
What.... where is our child anyway???
Yesterday...
Daddy i am bored can i turn around yet???
After i kill you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Trick or treat?
I dont noooooo
you have to pick one!
oh, ok trick!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! NOW I WILL RULE THE EARTH!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hey santa!
Ho ho ho marry halloween!
ha ha he he!!!! your funny santa!
oh, ya i bet you dont find this funny!
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hey steven, Want to come to the circus with me?
Maybe later!
1 hour later...
Wanna come to the circus now?
go away!
15 days later...
Who are you?
Your mom, and go to bed i will be there shortly to read you humpty dumpty ok!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hello, good sir!
MOOOOOOO
I AM AFRAID I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU!
MOOOOOOO
Then...
HA HA HA HA HA!
MOOOOOOO

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Boss?
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you
get back to work!!!
Ok
I love you too just do your work!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hi
Hi
ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

Its ok its just crap!
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by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hey honey im home!
Damm you carl you have been drinking that red bull again havent you!
But it gives me wings!
Thats just there moto carl!!! IDIOT!!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hey honey!
Where have you been???
N n Nowhere why?
STOP DRINKING RED BULL IT DOES NOT GIVE YOU WINGS GOD YOU ARE SO DUMB I DO NOT KNOW WHY I MARRIED YOU!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hey honey guess where i was!
DRINKING RED BULL?
nope!
OH, NOW YOUR LYING TO ME I KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE DRANK RED BULL! I CAN TELL BY THE SKIN COLOUR, RED BULL MAKES YOU RED!!! NOW LETS GO HOME AND TALK ABOUT HOW NAUGHTY YOU HAVE BEEN!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Oh chrismas tree oh christmas tree!
This is gay!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
h h hello
Hey so you must be my date!
want to get married???
sure as long as you dont bite in bed!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Did you here that fishes have short term memory lost every 5 seconds!
Whatever!
5 Seconds Later...
Did you here that fishes have short term memory lost every 5 seconds!
Whatever!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Did you see that hot fish today pass by me!
I heard she's not female!
WHAT! Oh man!
she is female but i want her to be my girlfriend not his! ha ha ha!!!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hey stop following me idiot!
Oh ya, your so bad at aiming when you through at rock at the ground you missed! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was not funny!!!
Thats the total opposite of what i said when i first saw your face!!! OHHHHHHHH Burn!!!

 

Hey honey im home!
Hey sweetie who's the best little fish in the whole wide world!
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by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hello and welcome to channel 3 news at 11pm!
Today local gay man to my left got sent to jail for rubbing tomato sause on him selve to scare little children!
In other news micheal jackson is out of jail after showing the judge he can sit next to a child for 10 seconds without touching him! thank you and goodnight!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-29-06
Hello and welcome to channel 3 news!
Today superman otherwise none as gay the man saved a gay little girl who was trapped in a fire! there was only one that did not survive his name was....
donald trump he died in the hospital trying to recover who cares about him anyway? thank you and goodnight!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-30-06
honey im going now!
no your not going you are not having any more of that red bull!
All of a sudden...
I hate why cant you die!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
YEEEEEEEEEEEES finaly i can drink red bull agian!!! bye!!!
You come back here right now!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-30-06
Hi
Hi
....................
............
Then...
Do you know what this is used for!
oh that! it is used for poking women!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-31-06
HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLO!!!
Your buttok apears to be on fire!
sooooooooooooooooooooo!
and are you a boy or a girl because i see nothing down there!
10 seconds later...
Ok i am really a cop that was just a stupid costume, now you are being arrested for sexual talk!
oh! im sorry!

 

by Otterarepretty
10-31-06
And the winner is............
i cant wait to see who won the lottery, because i cheated and i will win!
the winner is.....
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 seconds later...
hey that was no real tv that was my costume, you are being arrested for cheating!
nooooooooooooooooooooo, you will pay for this!

 

I like gay people!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
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by Otterarepretty
10-31-06
Yo, whats up!
akfgawlgkwalhwqjjlh!!!!
me toooo!
really?
Then...
yes!
your gay aswell?

 

by Otterarepretty
10-31-06
Daddy
no!
but why?
Just go away?
All of a sudden...
What am i doing here?
Your here because you said no too your sons question, and yours sons question was are you alive, you said no so know your dead! ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

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