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by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
I CAN'T HAVE CHRISTMAS DAY OFF!
TEACH YOU NOT TO MESS WITH ME GOD DANGIT!CHUCK ARE YOU DEAD?
UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
ALRIGHT WHO PUT THE DEAD BODY IN THE BATHROOM?
UMMM.

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
YIPPE,I GET TO SPEND MY CHRISTMAS DAY HERE FILING DAMN PAPER WORK.
HOLY HELL, ALAN.
WELL TIME TO CLOCK OUT.
YEAH,SEE YA.
HELL NO!
HEY, ALAN CAN YOU WORK ON CHRISTMAS EVE TOO

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
MY FAVORITE TV SHOW THE OFFICE.MOVE BUNNY.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ASSHOLE.
WHO LET THE BUNNY IN.
LONG STORY.
AT ALAN'S CUBICLE.
HEY ALAN,LOOK WHAT MY AXE DOES WHEN I SWING IT.
NO BUNNY DON'T SWING IT.AHHHHH!

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
FINALY PEACE AT LAST
HE'S SPOTTED.
UMMM
BEN WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?
LIFE SUCKS FOR ALAN.
WHAT HAPPEND TO YOU? YOU SEEM TO GET BEATEN UP ALOT.
BEN BEAT ME UP AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT PEACE ON EARTH.WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME?!!!!!!!!!

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
VERY NAUGHTY.
EXCUSE ME ARE YOU SANTA?
WHY YES I AM.
HMM WELL HERES MY DAUGHTERS LIST I WAS TOLD TO BRING IT HERE.WELL I GOTTA GO TO WORK.
WAIT, HOLY SHIT DUDE I GOTTA GO AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT.SHES GOT TO MUCH FUCKIN STUFF ON HER LIST!
YOUR SANTA. FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. HOW ABOUT YOU CALL THE YULE FAIRY UP.YOU BETTER BRING IT.

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
UHH WHY DID MY BOSS MAKE ME WORK ON CHRISTMAS. YA KNOW WHAT HES GONNA GET SOMETHING SPECIAL.
IS CHUCK HERE?
YES HE IS.
I THINK YOU WILL FIND SOMETHING INTRESTING ON YOUR BED.
HUH?

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
BAM BAM BOOM.
NO. HES DEAD.
IS MY DAD, ALAN GONNA MAKE IT.
RRRRRRRRRRBOOOOOOOOSH
BUT WE GOY YOU A NEW FATHER.
WHO?
C'MON LETS HAVE SOME FUN.
YAY DOUNUT TIME.

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
SO THIS IS HEAVEN HUH.
YEAH I REPLACED JESUS AWHILE BACK .THAT OLD FARTBAG.
ALAN:I BET HELLS BETTER.JESUS DONKEY:YEAH IT IS.IN HELL.
SO THIS IS HELL.
HEHE YEAH.
LATER.
THIS PLACE IS GREAT CHUCK MY BOSS.
YEAH IT IS THEY SHOULD HAVE A HELL ON EARTH PARTY LIKE THAT SOUTH PARK EPISODE.

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
FROM PIZZAMAN AND THE CAST OF CUBICLE ALAN!
JINGLE BELLS. JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY.

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
I DONT THINK YOU SHOUL READ THIS TILL AFTER CHRISTMAS.
SWEET
YOU ARE GOING HOME TONIGHT.
BAM BAM
CRAP.
WELL LIFE GIVESYOU WHAT YOU GET.
DEAD AGAIN.

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-21-07
WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING MY PEARSE FOR ME.
FUCK OFF BITCH!
WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING MY PEARSE FOR ME SONNY.
IM A WOMAN.UH.
IS THERE ANYONE WHO WILL HOLD MY PEARSE FOR ME.
HELL NO THIS HERE IS A WAR.

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-24-07
so uh hows it goin?
o.k. i guess.
kind of stuffy in their.
yeah. i'm gonna get a donut.
don't get that donut.
and who's gonna stop me your gayness.

 

by PIZZAMAN
12-24-07
your not gonna get that donut.
your gayness will not stop me!
my arm!
hmm i wonder how i should make barney over here.
there we go.
my arm!
boring.

 

by PIZZAMAN
2-02-08
AHHHHH WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN DIGITALY FORMED INTO A STAR TREK CHARACTER BRITTNEY.
UM WHAT JUST HAPPENED FIRST THING I NKEW I WAS EATING CEREAL THEN IM HERE.
SCANING YOU ARE A DRUG DEALER THAT HAS MS AND YOU ARE A RETARD WHOS CHEATING ON HIS WIFE ILL TELL THE CAPTAIN.
AND THE NEXT I KNEW I WAS ON THE TEAM WITH A ANAL PROBE THROUGH MY ASS.
AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS WHY I THOUGHT YOU JUST CAME HERE SO I COULD EAT YOU.

 

by PIZZAMAN
2-02-08
THE KANGAROO HAS A NEW VICTEN TO CATCH AND A NEW WAY.
MOVE BEFORE KANGAROO KILLS US TRASHCAN!
ARRRRRRG!
JERKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
CONTINUED IN NEW VICTEM PART 2.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAY CHIWAWA MAN DONT TAKE IT ON YOURSELF TOO HARD.
you dont know what its like too die.

 

by PIZZAMAN
2-02-08
EXCUSE ME I AM DEAD.
WHATEVER.
THEN WHAT IS THIS.
THERE BONES OF COURSE.
YOU ARE BANISED TO THE GAY BUTCH ZONE.
UH YOU SAW NOTHING.
WHATEVER.

 

by PIZZAMAN
2-02-08
HEY DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE ALAN IS?
HE QUIT ''SNIFF SNIFF''
I HOPE EVERYBODY WILL MISS ME.
ALAN WAIT YOU FORGOT YOUR STUFF HES ALREADY GONE FUCK.

 

by PIZZAMAN
2-04-08
NOW TODAY FOLKS WE ARE GOING TO BE COOKING CHICKEN FINGERS!
AHHH THIS IS NOT HOW I PLANNED.
STOP MOVING SIR.
END THE GOD DAMN DHOW ALREADY.

 

by PIZZAMAN
2-08-08
Um im like gonna brake in your store.
i cant let you do that.
Well i guess im just gonna have to go ninja on your ass.
fly away.
i see.
and then he ran off whwn he stole my stuff.

 

by PIZZAMAN
2-08-08
I HOPE ALL THIS MONEY WILL MAKE LISA LIKE ME AGAIN.
RALP,I'VE COME FOR YOU.
WHAT THE FUCK.
COME ON LETS GO.
CONTINUED MONKEY FUCKER ASSHOLES #2
HEY, WHERES BILLY.

 

by PIZZAMAN
5-16-08
I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS!
I GUESS YOU SHOULD STOP PICKING ON THE BULLYS THEN.
THIS NOTE IS FOR YOU.
HUH.I DIE TODAY.
THATS RIGHT.
SHIT!

 

by PIZZAMAN
5-16-08
ALANS BACK!!!
REALLY!
HEY GUYS!
WHAT THE SHIT!I THOUGHT I KICKED YOUR ASS TO THE CURB!
SHIT THIS IS EXACTLEY WHY I QUIT.
ALREADY!

 

by PIZZAMAN
7-16-08
At last Alan is back at his crappy job.
Hey Alan is back.
Really Thats awesome give him my paperwork.
Hey Alan your work is in your old cubicle.
Thanks Jimmy but ... nevermind.
Welcome back Alan old pal that blonde head guy said you could do his work.
This better not be like last time.

 

by PIZZAMAN
7-17-08
"sigh"
Whats the matter?
I hate my job.
Dont ever say that to my face again if it wasnt for me you wouldnt have this job.
"sigh"
Hmm.Security look for a black man named Ben.

 

by PIZZAMAN
10-12-08
Hey Joe did you here that Alan is back at the office.
"SNIFF SNIFF"really.
Yeah there he is.
HEY YOU OWE ME TWO BUCKS ALAN!!!!!
Well hello there Mr.Take two bucks and not give it back.
Ummmm...how bout I give you a gum wrapper and a penny.

 

by PIZZAMAN
10-12-08
THIS IS THE PAST.I was dumb and forgot that Alan was already back.So this IS Office force #3 this is what leads to my last comic I made.
Im tired of this crap I quit.

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