We've all been there #1 by Papa2-11-06 The morning after... OMG, How much did I drink last night?! I dont remember a thing! I hope i didn't do anything stupid. shit...
The customers always right by Papa2-11-06 At McDonalds... Hi, can I get a burger and... Well? How much extra to get food from a clean person?
Drugs, Wife, and a lizard man by Papa2-11-06 Drugs can be fun... but... ? always in moderation. Whats the matter honey?
Smoking by Papa2-11-06 The refreshing truth... Hi there! I'm Mr Ciggie, and I'm here to tell you about smoking! It'll make you smell bad, look bad, and you'll be hated my everyone, bye.
Honesty kills by Papa2-12-06 Alright dude, hows the wife? Well, thats really two questions Hows that? Well, shes in perfect health.. but... she's still shit in bed.
Nice Dream by Papa2-12-06 um, why are we on a desert island? Not sure, maybe one of us is dreaming this No, if this was a dream, there'd be five of you.
Bugger by Papa2-12-06 ...so if you follow these 5 easy steps... Should have watched the whole thing. ...you and your family will be spared.
We've all been there #3 by Papa2-12-06 The joys of married life... Oh come on No, I'm not in the mood... Please! I'll be really quick... Thats pretty much a given...
Inspired by Papa2-22-06 Hey dude, your a Skrupny!! What the hell is a Skrupny?! hehehe, I made up a swear word. *sigh*