All comics by Pogo

 

Adoption by Pogo 3-21-01
Man...Kelly is the best fighter ever... Yaaaah!	If only I could fight like her... Unnh!	Then I could fight off the policemen that are taking away Daddy. Pakow!

 

Poor Billy by Pogo 3-21-01
Why did Mommy have to die? Well Billy it's real easy...	Mommy liked lots of different Daddys... I'll be right over! I need you bad...	Mommy got "filled" with lots of different gook! That gook caused her to contract AIDS...now she is with your new Stepdaddy!

 

Fire Isn't Funny by Pogo 3-21-01
...I really got burned that time! ...	...he tells me I'm fired! The irony! ...	...am I hot tonight or what! GET OFF THE STAGE!

 

Miscommunication by Pogo 3-21-01
Cthulhu, I think there is something wrong with the hot dogs you bought... Like what?	Well, these dogs are a little too spongy and had mushrooms sprouting at either end.	You said "hot dogs"? I thought you said "severed penises".

 

Rodeo Rick & Lil' Laslo by Pogo 3-21-01
Shit howdy boy! What, I say, what brings you to my ranch?	I wanna be a cowboy when I grow up!	You got the wrong place boy...this is a "special" ranch for "special" cowboys that like to do "special" things with other "special" cowpokes! Queer.

 

Chocolate Drinks and Shaving Cream by Pogo 3-26-01
Cthulhu! It's freezing out today...you're not dressed very appropriately..	Well, Satan...the cold isn't really what's concerning me right now.	I'm still pretty "warm" over your lilttle "feather and shaving cream" practical joke...it took forever to get that crap out of my tendrils. Better than four Yoo-Hoo bottles shoved in your rectum.

 

Not Funny by Pogo 3-26-01
If any of these comics were as funny as "The Simpsons" I'd have it made...	As it were, this place is permiated with filth and ghastly punch lines...and you only have so many fuckin' pictures to work with.	And the butt of most jokes revolve around the crucifixion of Jesus. ...I wish those Romans would crucify me some dinner...my balls itch.

 

Rodeo Rick Explains Alternate Realities by Pogo 3-26-01
Laslo, have you ever heard of the concept of an "alternate reality?" No.	The idea is that somewhere out there, another world exists...just like ours except for little differences. Like what, Rodeo Rick?	Well, Laslo, for example, there is another world out there where I didn't shoot your dog in the face this morning... I hate you, Rodeo Rick.

 

Pie by Pogo 3-27-01
Dan, look at all these fuckin' pies!	Wow, Larry...whole 'lotta pies ya got there...where'd ya get em?	I raided the school bake sale...I tell ya, them kids put up a good fight! That's nothing, Larry...ever try getting one in bed?

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