All comics by Preloggy

 

by Preloggy
4-19-01
And in sposrts, the Chinese have defeated the US in thermonuclear war 1-0.
Roaming bands of Terminators are eliminating the last vestiges of human life.
Lucy, you got some 'splainin to do. . ."

 

by Preloggy
4-19-01
Damn. There goes a perfectly good Pinto.
My insurance says that it doesn't cover cars that explode upon impact with a baby stroller.
Hey, don't blame the insurance company. Those baby stroller cartels are out of control.
Well, maybe I can make up for it with a little medical fraud.

 

by Preloggy
4-19-01
What do you think would happen if we mated?
Oh, I dunno. Roasted nuts?
What do you think would happen if we mated?
Hey, as long as I'm on top, I could give a rat's ass.
What do you think would happen if we mated?
Do you really want to see that unholy offspring?

 

by Preloggy
4-20-01
Over exposure on MTV finally does Brittany Spears in.
Oops I did it again... Ahhhhh!!!!
Robot Rock starts to sweep the nation.
When*A*Problem*Comes*Along
You*Must*Whip*It.
Napster buys Metallica's record label.
Damn, the label dropped us.
Too bad. I just discovered a great, new drum sound.

 

by Preloggy
4-20-01
The Contest: who can sit on their stool the longest with the dumbest expression.
The Dilemma: extinguish your spontaneously combusted roommate or have a cool drink.
Hmmm. Bill's burning up but I'm parched.
The Solution: Man at the Crossroads.
Worship me, for I have died for your sins.
Yeah, but did you hammer your own nails in? I don't THINK so.

 

by Preloggy
4-20-01
I don't think this is a fair fight. You have an axe and all I have is a saddle.
Is it my fault I'm rabid and you're defenseless?
Wait a minute. . .I've been eating beans all day. Have at you! Faaaart!
Run away! Run away!
What have we learned here, folks?
Don't grant log-ins to any dweeb who happens upon this site.

 

by Preloggy
4-20-01
I don't think the genetic experiment was successful, Doc.
Nonsense. It will now be impossible to get athletes's foot or toe fungus.
But should man interfere with nature?
Why not? What's he going to do about it anyway?
How's this for starters?
Glmmmfff!!!!!

 

by Preloggy
4-20-01
Man, these lines at Universal Studios suck. I'll never got on the Back to the Future Ride
I call upon the unclean spirit to make this line go away.
It's amazing what you learn how to do from Eminem records.
AAAHHHH!!!! MOMMMMY!!!!

 

by Preloggy
4-23-01
Dude, you were supposed to distract that bull after I fell off. Instead, I got gored up the ass.
Gee, I'm sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?
Dang, I'm sorry. For a moment there, I forgot that I wasn't gay.
Hey, no problem. For a moment there I forgot that I was.

 

by Preloggy
4-30-01
What's wrong with my eye?
Dang if I know. Hey! What's wrong with my eye?
Is it shrapnel or radiation fallout?
Dunno. I'll root around in there and see what happens.
Well, it's a moot point now. I can't see out of either eye.
Just as well. Not much to see now anyhoo.

 

by Preloggy
5-01-01
Hi there. Would you like to munch my carpet?
I beg your pardon?
Um. . .isn't this a lesbian bar?
Yes, but that isn't how you approach someone.
Wow. I guess I have a lot to learn about being a lesbian.
Don't worry. Lesson #1 will commence in the back room with my friend Fang and I and Mr. strap-on.

 

by Preloggy
5-03-01
This week's episode of Survivor III, the Desert
OK. In this week's immunity challenge, you have to jump into the fire over here.
Dude, no way.
AHHHHH!!!!!!!
He did it. How to take one for the tribe.
Next week's episode, full frontal nudity and canibalism.
Hmmm. No need to vote Russ off the desert, eh?

 

by Preloggy
5-08-01
Ring! Ring!
Now what?
Hello? Hello?
I have you on speaker phone. Who is this?
Is your refrigerator running? Better let me come over and fondle your breasts. Haw! Haw! Haw!
Oh Dad. You always know how to brighten up my day.

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