All comics by Pricey

 

by Pricey
5-22-05
A shady character appears....
Hey kid... Do you want some fags?
What type?
Ask a silly question!
The type fer smokin'....
Sure then!
18 months later....
Hahahahahaha! You're funneh....
I used to be a boy.... But I smoked too many fags fer smokin'....

 

by Pricey
5-22-05
Channel 3 News with Iwonna Killewe
More Fashion News just in.... It has been reported that fat is the new thin!
Davenbrad Canadia reporting
So Fatty McFatfat, how does it feel to be the new fashion icon?
Well Davenbrad, I think it's brill. Even supermodels are fattening up to try and be hip and trendy.
Breaking News! Davenbrad Canadia is being offensive without realising because he's such a slimy geek!
Well Iwonna, it seems that it really is the height of fashion to be fat. But I see that you have known that for quite a while now!!
Yummeh!

 

by Pricey
5-22-05
Kermit Suicide has the urge!
I'm gonna try and kill myself again.
But Kermit! That's the 3rd time this week. And you always fail anyway.
Cammy Karzie has a think....
HAHAHAHA!
He'll never learn....
Because these are just fictional characters, they'll still be alive in this soap.
Because he did die I've put him in the bin. I'll have a go now!!

 

by Pricey
5-22-05
At High School
Yeah, like totally duh whatever!
Cha, kewl boyz.
At the Mall
Clothes like totally cute.
Like hair, nails beauty. Cuticles.
At Christmas
Presents, beauty kit, cute kitteh.
Wotev.

 

by Pricey
5-22-05
Sue Isside is lonely.
I need a boyfriend.
Yoyoyo Sue! I is your man!
The Dark Truth
Argh! It's the Pimpstar! You just want to tie me onto a lead with your other girls and drag me round and then sell me.
Yeah, you got dat right. Wot is wichoo? Long finganails is gud for scoopin drugz.
Sue Isside has got suicidal tendencies.
I think I'll jump off a cliff if the only thing I can attract is dust and da Pimpstar.
You got dat right! Hey anuva grrl. YOYOYO I IS YOUR MAN!

 

by Pricey
5-22-05
On the Phone
What are you doing?
I'm just gonna phone my boyfriend because I forgot his number.
Phoning the Mental Helpline
I've just had a suicide attempt. I tried hanging myself but I couldn't breathe.
Okay....
After the Summer Vacation
So, where did you go on vacation?
Well, I was going to Funworld Land Theme Park, so I was nearly there but I saw this sign that said "Funworld Land Left," so I came home.

 

by Pricey
5-22-05
Pain is my best friend.
Do you know where the nearest cliff is?
Just say no to happiness.
Knives are my idea of fun.
I tried to kill myself because I look like a certain Italian plumber.
I am late for my 9:30 suicide attempt.

 

by Pricey
5-21-06
Aliens have landed!
I 4M H3R3 2 74K3 0V3R 73H 34R7H!!!!!!!!!!1111111 *This Hallowe'en costume is great!*
I'm ever so sorry chap, I don't understand a word you're saying. I'm here to take over the Earth by the way.
W073V! I 4M 73H H4XX0RZ WIV 73H 8IG GUN5!!!!!!1111
Sorry, didn't quite catch that. Anyway, back to taking over the Earth.
One misunderstanding and an explosion later...
LOL I NUK3D 73H WRRLD! ZOMG!!!!!111
Oh, pappycakes. It seems we both blew up the Earth. Anyway, I'll try taking over Mars now. I hear they're more intelligent over there than on this planet.

 

by Pricey
5-21-06
Danny the Pantless Demon has his first victim in sight!
I spy avec my little eye... A stereotypical American kid to scare!
Hahaha... Thyme to make him pee his little panties! Ooohhh, I'm wearing no pants myself... Yummy... It feels nice swinging in the breeze...
Mission accomplished, though not as Danny planned...
BOO!
AAAARGH! YOU'RE WEARING NO PANTS! ALTHOUGH MY FACE SHOWS NO EXPRESSION OF FEAR!

 

by Pricey
5-21-06
Cowboy and American Boy
Howdy, partner.
Cool, man!
Granny and American Girl
I love a good cup of tea. Countdown.
Lol, like, totally duh whatever! Shopping!
Cockney and Pirate
CA' MON EWE BLOOZ! AWIGHT, LAV?
Yarrrr, mateys.

 

by Pricey
5-21-06
Woahhh!!!! Yeah! This is teh coolest! Dude!
Hey, wotcha playing on?
Just typing in my name.
Help me.

 

by Pricey
5-21-06
Danny the Pantless Demon has another hapless victim in his sights...
Hahahaha, another innocent victim to use my person-scaring skillz on! Haha!
It's Party Thyme! Oh wait, I don't seem to be wearing any pants! Yummy, feels so nice hanging loose...
ARGH!
Oh, I see you're here for the Peeps-Without-Pants Club meeting. Right this way...

 

by Pricey
5-21-06
I knew I should have left my boy in Australia...
I knew I shouldn't have crashed that old man's truck...
I knew I should have just accepted I was disabled...
I knew I shouldn't have won the lottery and wondered why I was cursed...
I knew I should have just raised my baby instead of giving it to a family in L.A. and listening to that stupid psychic guy WHO COULD AT LEAST HAVE FORSEEN THIS...
I knew I should have just stayed in Texas instead of murdering a whole family...

 

by Pricey
5-21-06
Channel 3 News with Iwonna Killewe
News just in... The world has just ended! Over to Davenbrad Canadia with the full report...
Yes, thank you Iwonna. I am here with the very person responsible for ending the world: Destructor. Tell me, Destructor, why did you decide to end the world?
I needed a pee but a nuclear bomb shot out instead...

 

by Pricey
5-21-06
Woahhh!!!! Yeah! This is teh coolest! Dude!
Hey, wotcha playing on?
Oh, nothing. I'm just staring at the game box for a few hours before I open it.
Help me.

 

by Pricey
5-21-06
Do ya wanna know the best thing about not wearing any pants?
You can go whenever you want! Yeah.... Ahhhh...
ARGH!
SCREAM!!
Ahem...

 

by Pricey
5-20-07
Hey, what's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies?
Uhhh... I don't know...
I haven't got a Ferrari in my garage!
!

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