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by Psyghost
9-18-01
Messiah Challenges the Ghost
Now Psyghost, you will die at the hand of my EMP Beams! Mwahahah!!!
Bring it on, use your "MOD" powers on me /sarcasm
No, it backfired!
Stick to your dayjob
With all those people leaving because of P2P, I won't have a job!
Not my fault cum chugger, go suck Zokum or something

 

by Psyghost
9-21-01
Zeus and Spinner at the helm
Spinner, enemies at 6 O'clock!
Why didn't you do something?
It's not 6 O'clock yet!

 

by Psyghost
9-22-01
The world will tremble before our EMP
Hmmmmmm............that's not a good idea
Why not?
I'm a robot you fool!
So?.........Oh, NOW I get it! Sorry!
Well, at least this is better than reading all that drivel Nodrog posts, give a robot a break for once

 

by Psyghost
10-16-01
Zeus Wonders
I wonder how P2P will affect Planetarion?
I'm taking a stance! No more freeloading!
Zeus Responds
Enemy coming in fast!
Got him covered....ah, do you have any spare change?
Zeus is Wondering Some More
What!?!?!
"Insert coin to fire laser"

 

by Psyghost
11-18-01
Aboard the Starship Greed....
Ok Spinner, we have Thieves and Pirates for Round 6, how do we test them?
Hmmm......
What?
I said give me all your money!
If this is your idea of being a thief.....
Who said anything about thieves? I just need more money because Pay 2 Play failed!

 

by Psyghost
11-27-01
Kura thinks he's good...
I, Forest, will dedicate myself to restoring mateship to this game. Legion are our muppets!
This goes back to Round 3. You shall be destroyed
That is ancient history! Contemporise!!
I don't care. I will get my revenge. You shall be crushed and humiliated by the Wrath of Legion
The day after
You send 44k ships, don't get a single roid and don't kill a single thing? ANd you call yourselves Legion. PAH!
I didn't say WHEN you'd be destroyed

 

by Psyghost
11-27-01
Whre nobody will look for them, in battle:
So Sid, you take care of Elysium and we'll destroy Wolfpack
Grendel, you are a genius! Will I get roids though?
Of course. We brought them up under our wing nice and fat. they're sitting ducks!
ROIDS!! I say a fair amount of roids compensates for a fair amount of hair loss
So what's in the bag?
An Eonium roid toupee

 

by Psyghost
11-27-01
Legion are our muppets! We will restore mateship to the game! Are you with me?
If you didn't realise, I'm Pavil. I don't even have an account
Wolfpack member, do you want assistance on your war with Legion?
Heh, Forest. If anything, we'd HELP Legion against you!
How low can he go?
You are my last resort. Will you help me?
If roids, are involved, I'll do anything!!

 

by Psyghost
11-27-01
Legion HQ....
Kura here doesn' like Forest. So we will send so many ships at him he won't know what to do
A brilliant plan!
The Night After....
He ran! Well, I certainly didn't see that coming
Kill me. Now
Don't worry, I have a little plan up my sleeve
Grendel, if I had a dollar for every time you say that....

 

by Psyghost
11-27-01
Damnit, he outwitted us again. Wait, is that you Sid?
I heard roids would be taken. From you. I was misinformed
We still respect you. You are senile, concessions can be made..
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Kill Forest?
KILL FOREST!!

 

by Psyghost
11-28-01
Well, I've been utterly destroyed. But at least I still have one supporter
I'll support you Forest
Ghost, do you only support me because after all the beating I've taken, my score is still higher than yours?
Partly
But you can annoy people more than I could ever dream to. And I like that in a person

 

by Psyghost
12-03-01
Legion the game is up. You will die for your sins
Shut up you pathetic fool. You're not even 5 million
Good point. But I'm ranked 3 in a Top 30 Starsphere galaxy
I see....
PH33R ME!!
We're not worthy!

 

by Psyghost
6-28-02
Somewhere far, far away...
I want your support for me as a mod
What's in it for me?
You can piss off all those england supporters...
Tempting, but not good enough
You can feature in a comic?
KURASHIMA FOR MOD - WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?

 

by Psyghost
6-28-02
We deserved to win this year!
Feck yae yae soofeen faery
Even your coach said we deserved to win
Thet styll daen't git yae teh Ooraigin trowfy
Go back to Queensland Shai. We all know we have it much better down here, and we can speak properly. Queenslanders are the Scotsmen of Australia
Yaes dun haev nose trowfy! Mar00ns rool

 

by Psyghost
1-25-03
OI! I've decided to start this again. I might need some help
But who to call.....
HI THERE!!! Thought you might need a hand
D'OH

 

by Psyghost
1-25-03
I am Snurx! I now have you in my dominion! YOU ARE POWERLESS!!!!
Oh - it's just you Ghosteh
Well in that case you probably want some of the weed I found
Sweet!

 

by Psyghost
2-17-03
I love you meaple
Let's have mansex0r
Let me spank you
Not on your fookin' life
YOU GOT ASHED!!!!
Damn, I can't wank no more

 

by Psyghost
8-09-04
In their new home...
Planetia is so much better than PA
Word
I mean they're making me a mod!
Hi Ghosteh
I'm Vanquisher. I run a spam forum.
Do me now

 

by Psyghost
8-09-04
PL Boards...
I'm Jerome. People <3 me
He's our resident gay
Cochese, you're mean!
Well, apart from Tzu...
On Holiday
Just because I'm your girlfriend doesn't mean you can rape me!
smido put up so much less resistance

 

by Psyghost
8-13-04
Just one more turn...
Shouldn't you be studying for your exams?
Ghosteh unleashes
Bangaa attackssss!!!
I'm a Moogle
NOW YOU FEEL THE HORROR QUEENSLANDER
Screw this, I'm off to get drunk

 

by Psyghost
8-17-04
Over the years, I've done a lot in my bid for infamy
Taken on Fury, and won by default
Invented PA Big Brother
Spammed the PA and PL boards to kingdom come...
And the subsequent bans...
And now I'm in the real world, I'm ready to do it all again

 

by Psyghost
8-19-04
It's been a while
Hey everyone! I'm back after my exams!
WTF ye tlakin aboot?
Help me! I'm being raped!
Come back my pretty!
Business As Usual
You are a tard
FUCK OFF

 

by Psyghost
8-26-04
Hi, Ghost here
This is what I was reduced to today on the train station...
I mean, I fucking hate Penny Arcade
Where the fuck is the Tycho picture? Huh? HUH???
My life couldn't get any worse
Wrong, you failed your Modern History exam

 

by Psyghost
8-26-04
Sorry bout that folks, but I never fail history exams
Ghosteh! Who won Round 7?
What's 7?
He never lied about failing maths though...

 

by Psyghost
8-26-04
What he said
I've been gone for a while. This round is interesting, and I feel I need to be part of the discussion
So welcome me back etc.
What he meant
I couldn't afford to pay my net bill. I couldn't get a job because my head is so far up my arse
Sorry, I haven't changed, I'm still an arrogant turd, bereft of all intelligence
Welcome back smdio...
Glad to see he's at least honest. wb etc.

 

by Psyghost
8-27-04
This is Rikard
STFU NUB U R A NUB
He's a great player, if slightly aggressive
I DON'T CARE IF YOU LOST ALL YOUR SHIPS TO A BUG YOU'RE STILL A NUBNUBZOR
I think I love you...
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING NUB FUCKER

 

by Psyghost
8-27-04
Next up we have Noodle
Behave or you'll get banned
*lame joke*
STOP WASTING MY TIME. YOU'RE BANNED FOR AN HOUR
And thus is the Circle ofStalinism complete
Must be that time of the month
LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

 

by Psyghost
8-31-04
Next stop: KinGSmity, Forum Kiwi
omg wtfpwned
'wtfpwned' isn't a word
wtf wtfever wttttftftftft
Kiwis who don't make sense WILL be shot

 

by Psyghost
9-01-04
In the next cage is Yeh. Be very, very quiet, this one gets vicious
zzzzz....
He must be busy getting owned by Ministry. Lucky that
TESLA IS BEING A WANKER AND ALL THIS IS LAME AND MY 1337 INTEL TELLS ME YOU'RE A MINISTRY SPY AND FOR THAT YOU MUST DIE
Ghosteh got eaten, screaming MINISTREH all the while of course

 

by Psyghost
9-06-04
Newbie
Outlaw
Spam King
Moderator
Jesus Nick, you're one of -them- now
I R TEH LAW

 

by Psyghost
9-07-04
Hello Ghosteh
What's up Hawk?
Your posts are useless, and I didn't break any rules
You're a mod. When did you break any rules?
Perhaps the existentialism is Wednesday. Pumpkin!
My first day on the job, and I'm already going mad

 

by Psyghost
9-10-04
We, the Pirates of Frost, have decided to join RED and hand them this Round
YARRRR
It was our pleasure sucking up all of OZ's defence. Have fun losing.
WTFPWNED u n00bs
Somewhere in the depths of time and space:
"HAHA we's is bettar then FOREST u fags!"
Damnit, why didn't I think of that?

 

by Psyghost
9-11-04
I feel that I unfairly portrayed Noodle in my Menagerie piece
He's not a bad guy, even though he didn't get my Penny Arcade humour
This doesn't have anything to do with your appointment as a mod does it?
NO I HATE THE MEDIA DEMOCRACY IS CRAP DIE PIGGY DIE DIE
The System Works
Noodle, I've defended PL publicly in the media now. Can I pick up my incentive now?
Indubitably. And let us have lobster and caviar for lunch

 

by Psyghost
10-14-04
The Interview
So tell me, what could you offer Kmart if you worked here?
8 months of intelligent discussion, followed by almost 4 years of anti-authoritarianism, after which my desire to be a mod- er, manager will force a complete transformation of my reckless ways
So tell me, what could you offer Kmart if you worked here?
You're hired
KMART IS CUTTING THE COST OF LIVING WOOHOO

 

by Psyghost
10-14-04
Antjie, I'm allianceless and I want to maintain neutrality. Seeing how I'm part of the staff, can I be in the Helper gal?
Sure, I'll just run some scenarios by you and teach you how to help people
No I don't think you understand, I don't want to help, I just want to be in their gala-
*2 hours of training late at night on IRC*
Transformation complete!
Hello, how can I help you?
Very good!

 

by Psyghost
10-14-04
<3 deza
<3 jerome
omg ur fags!
no u r vanqnub
Ghosteh went on a psychotic rampage, targeting people including but not limited to jerome, deza, vanq and anyone else participating in the current homofest on GD or having a mario avatar
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS HOMO SHIT
Coz I'm a mechanical man, aight?

 

by Psyghost
10-31-04
Chaos has an announcement
Let the proclamation be heard: all Helpers will have their performance reviewed and evaluated
We see...
It's done. Everyone passed
Hooray
Except Bradz
Damn

 

by Psyghost
10-31-04
The world shall hear what happened!
That's a borderline thread. I'll keep it for now, but don't expect it to stay for too much longer
Now they will hear of crappy logs I thought was funny!
That's too far, out of the thread. Consider yourself lucky you got the rest of the thread
A Bridge Too Far
OMG I HATE YOU ALL I'M GOING TO POST THAT ALL NIGHT IF NEED BE
It's strange, now I know how the PAGD mods felt

 

by Psyghost
10-31-04
Over on PD
Post. Repost. Repost-repost
I'm sick of this
Post. Repost. Repost-repost
*Edit*
WAAAAH
You mean you don't wub wowwypops?

 

by Psyghost
11-05-04
PD Mods
GHOSTEH WTF DID YOU DO?
OMG I'M LEAVING
Staff
That like sucked
Fool!
Chaos
I'm telling Cochese!
Oi vey

 

by Psyghost
11-05-04
Just grow up guys, get over it
'Twas a bit sutpid, but hell I've done that before, and it's only a thread tbh. Run along now childrens
Conclusion
Well that was an interesting little episode. The moral is to never screw with people's posts if they're somewhat respected in the community, no matter how stupid those posts may be
Now I'm just goint to lay low, relax and put this all behind
Encore!
Ghosteh! How about we spam up the PA forums, just like old times?
OKAY

 

by Psyghost
11-08-04
Ghosteh! Help me spam the PD forum
I'm the mod there. And I'm active.
Now Planetia Discussions will fear my mighty Quote Pyramid!
Edit Pyramid to witty aphorism. Close Thread. Move on.
Heh, you should've seen what I left in the Spam forum for Pimpeh...
Is it Step or Egyptian?

 

by Psyghost
11-09-04
A long time ago, the koalas were nice creatures, playing happily in the fields
SQUIRRELS USED FOR LACK OF KOALA
*meow*
But the evil Ghosteh converted them to his dark ways
You are now in my possession, and have knowledge of The Spam
The Mad Scientist of the North, Shai Gar, modified them to cyborgs with incredibly sharp teeth, and even more impressive alcohol tolerance
DRINK MY PRETTIES, DRINK

 

by Psyghost
11-09-04
Ghosteh first unleashed the powerful bush koalas on PA GD
RAWR
ME IS SPAMMY
Then Planetia
PAK CHOOIE UNF
DRAGONS ARE ACTUALLY MINISTRY IN DISGUISEoneoneoneone
But there was one who could resist the greatest evil known to forumkind
Spellfire

 

by Psyghost
11-09-04
And so it was that Spelly was able to train his new friends
ME WANT SPAM!!!!
Not until you insult Xain
Until they finally got their revenge
ARGH
No, my own creations back to get me in totally predictable and clichéd fashion!
And help their new master achieve more than he could imagine
I'm not sleeping with you!
Even the koalas give more head than Maq :(

 

by Psyghost
11-19-04
Chanlist: Aragorn, Ghosteh, jerome`, loppe, Rikard, Stoom, Stynx, El-Diablito
Hello?
Anybody?
Hooray
SOMEBODY TALK TO ME!!!
Ghostboy!

 

by Psyghost
11-19-04
Howsit?
Good, any more lame excuses for the next round?
I thought getting my account closed by a bug in protection was fairly decent actually
But you were behind fs
I did however manage to come second behind Jerome in that gal
Still behind :/

 

by Psyghost
11-21-04
<3
<3
<3
<3
VX & Stoom discuss the nature of things
Why so many ones?
It's just how it goes around here

 

by Psyghost
11-21-04
!
Oh noes! Aragorn stole my roids, and he too is nineone. :(
Lima?
Hi
What are you doing?
You know how I was in the first speeder you ever played? Well you're still a nub. And you never won't be, and that's why your orbs got taken. Sucker

 

by Psyghost
12-06-04
Rikard sees a photo of Ghosteh
Here is a photo of me at my formal
Ghosteh, you look like a kangaroo
BECAUSE I AM A KANGAROO
*blink*
*blink*

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