Ten years. I've spent the last 10 years of my life staring at a ****ing spreadsheet. I've wasted away my youth in a cubicle. Is this what I have to look forward to?
Thirty more years of sitting at a desk? I should just end it all. Do it, Greg. Grab the letter opener and cut your throat. Bleed out all over the keyboard! You can do it!
Greg! Hey Greg come quick! Amanda's having another one of her seizures in the breakroom and her skirt rolled up! You can totally see her panties!
