Not Quite Human by Radium_X6-04-02 All Hu-mans must DIE! Kill.... Crush.... Destroy all... er... Never mind.
No use for Red by Radium_X6-04-02 All Hu-Mans must die! Prepare to... er.... Ow... Ow... Ow.... *SNIFF* Wow, this hurts!
Good Advice? by Radium_X6-04-02 Trusty friend, I have a problem. Yes, red, how may I help you? Hu-mans do not need me to destroy them! Aaaah... I think i know what may cheer you up Yes! What is this ROTTEN.COM? *hehe*
Lazy Red by Radium_X6-04-02 Hello little hu-man. How are you today? Not bad mister robot! Planning suicide today? Nope, but my friend over there might be... Why are you staring at me like that? Any second now... wait for it...
Convincing... by Radium_X6-04-02 Clango, you must help! What's the matter Red? Hu-mans do not wish to commit suicide! Red, Humans have to be SAD to commit suicide. Happy people don't usually kill themselves. The bus is ALWAYS late, you fool! Kill Yourself! Freak....