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by Ranger
10-12-02
*Survivor:Thailand next*
dear lord, this society is shit, all that ever happens is we sit around and watch other people live their lives, i dont care who gets voted off next.....
*tribal music blaring*
i refuse to watch this shit, i want to go out and live my life.
*Tonite on Survivor:Thailand, Davie is attacked by a rabid gerbil outside of the tribal sperm bank....*

 

by Ranger
10-12-02
Be careful of the shit you say
Hey there! I noticed you were playing Infiltration 2.86 arent you Year Of the Dragon88 from Infiltration!?!
You never know....
you said you were gonna kill me with a tire iron right?
You might just run into them into a internet cafe'
man, you sure are a good player! remember how you killed me last nite? and called me a fuckhead? i go by "Crazy drunk Irish guy outside your house with a rusty machatae waiting to cut you"
fuck, im screwed

 

by Ranger
10-12-02
The always hot "Mac vs. PC" war
Man, i tell ya what, i love my Mac so much, i mean it never crashes or anything, and on top of that, they look cool.
well, dont they cost alot more and arent nearly as upgradeable? on top of that there are more programs for PC's.
yeah, they are a bit pricey, but well worth it, they are very elite, powerful computers with alot of wonderful editing software for pictures, music, and movies.
But all you do is play Infiltration on it, you dont edit any video or anything. So you just payed alot of money to look cool?
hmm...yeah...that uh, that sounds about right.
i want to look cool....

 

by Ranger
10-12-02
Here we have Flamer. He's sad because he was denied a spot on the X-men.
And he's not quite sure why the X-Men didnt like him...
when in reality, they did not like the idea of the idea of a guy called "Flamer" running around in tights with a bunch of men.
I guess theres always the superfriends...

 

by Ranger
10-12-02
Reality TV...
Mmm, Trading Spaces marathon at four...

 

by Ranger
10-13-02
You ever have one of those days...
where nothing makes any sense?
But you always have that one thing that brings a smile to your face! :-)
Love ya Jenn!

 

by Ranger
10-13-02
First time foruming is always something i look forward to...
Hey all, i hope you like my comics! please give me some critisism, and try to keep the flames to a minimum :-) i hope to enjoy my stay here at stripcreator :-D
*ticka ticka ticka*
Until i run into complete fuckheads who think they own everything because htey have been here longer.
*ticka ticka ticka*
I hate newbies cause im a veteran asshat who's sole purpose is to make everyone feel miserable, all because i was raped by my father.
son, your asshole is large enough to park a truck into it...

 

by Ranger
10-14-02
Excuse me sir, you are parked in a no-parking zone...
Hey mister?, hello Mr?, SIR?! Please put your hands on top of your head, and turn around slowly.
Sorry, im Jewish, i cant be around pork...

 

by Ranger
2-07-03
Hitman 3: Deadly Death
Hey, Do you think I could be a Hitman?
What do you mean?
Like sneak up behind people, and shoot them for money...
Yeah, Sure I guess, but concentrate on those Counterstrike Players first, I hate them.
Hehe
"OMFG 41mb0t W411H4XX0r!111"

 

by Ranger
3-10-04
New PowerMac G5
Hey man, just got the new G5.
oh yeah? how is it?
Oh, it's great, cost me 3 grand.
Probably pretty awesome for photo, sound and DVD editing though, huh?
Photo ed...sound...what? I use it for gaming!
You DO realize you are an idiot...

 

by Ranger
3-10-04
Party!
Hey man, awesome party you have here!
Yeah, thanks; I dont really know half the people though
Oh, yeah. I hate it when that happens.
Yeah, some random uninvited guy always ruins or breaks something...
Oh you mean like that pantsless guy that just wiped his ass on your keyboard?

 

by Ranger
3-10-04
This is 1st Lt. Roo. He is our squad Leader. He is highly trained with a weapon that looks absolutely NOTHING like an AK 47.
"Hu- Man spotted. 3 O clock high."
This is Sgt Major RedRobot, He is a highly trained Recon and smasher of Hu-Mans
"Hey! a
And this is PFC Hammerstein. He is a highly skilled hammer wielder. Most of us dont really ask him why he sits in a trashcan sometimes. Probably as were afriad we might get hit.......with a hammer.

 

by Ranger
3-10-04
Hammerstein! No!
Hey! A Landmine!
Nooooooo!
weeeeeee
It's Al Queda! Get em!
kekekekekeke^^;;

 

by Ranger
3-10-04
He's heading toward that cave!
Get him red!
Holy fucking shit! he can run!
I will smash him!
your not the Iraqui Information Minister!

 

by Ranger
3-10-04
Wow, that really sucks
Yeah, it really fucking does...
Wait what the fuck happened to you?
I proclaimed my aryan roots and beliefs at a Synegogue, and in return was mangled, maimed, and beaten by hundreds of angry jews
yeah, know the feeling

 

by Ranger
3-11-04
All those Spam EMails about getting a larger penis are true!
My cock is still bigger
Now my woman wont be so bored when were in bed!
Mine never was...
I dont remember putting my coat on
This is the worst movie EVER!

 

by Ranger
3-11-04
Jesus, what kind of music do you like?
Duh...christian...you fucking idiot.
oh, yeah.......
what?what now? what the fuck, go away now.
Well i was hoping you were wonderin
You like NERD RAP, I already know that. & I know about your Horse-on-fat-chic action folder on your hard drive.

 

by Ranger
3-11-04
Hey! theres a squirrell over there!
Good idea

 

by Ranger
3-11-04
Whats it say?
It's a important message from Commander Asimov, we need to scare the Russians away
How are we gonna do that?
I say we do the nail trick again. Last time we did it, the Pope shat himself, and died.
Good idea!

 

by Ranger
3-11-04
Let the head chopping commence!
So you and your ninja's have finally come to fight Me and my pirates, Yar
However, im afraid if we do fight eachother;
That due to the coolness factor of pirates vs ninja's, There will be a cataclysmic explosion leveling cities for hundreds of miles?
You just HAD to point your gun at me, didnt you?
Yar!

 

by Ranger
3-11-04
Wow, im really digging this 2k demo!
Shit yeah, going duelies with the assault rifles is awesome!
meanwhile back aboard the ship
You Stupid fuck! now theres gonna be an explosion!
Yar!

 

by Ranger
3-11-04
Finally, i will kill him and get my Operation Flashpoint disc back!
take that you commie piece of trash!
*stumbles* Fuck!
*flips on lightswitch* Oh shit! hahaha, you will never get your flashpoint CD! you can however get a punch to the fayce!
I cower at the resulting cataclysmic explosion of Ninja vs. Ninja
HEYOOOOOOO!
EYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

by Ranger
3-17-04
1200 Hours
where am i?
1300 Hours
hmmmm
1400 Hours
Ey! lets go get drunk!
One step ahead of ya!

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