Attention all Defenders League members. I'm happy to announce that OMNIBUS, our new sentient computer is online. This new addition to our team will ensure we triumph over evil.
**HELLO. I AM OMNIBUS. I LOOK FOWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU.**
OMNUBUS performs millions of calculations per millisecond. He is hooked into every Law Enforcement database in the world. He is GPS aware and has links into the highly classified Echelon system....
***YOU ARE IN FRONT OF A WHITE HOUSE WITH A MAILBOX. THE DOORS ARE LOCKED. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?****
Uhhh....And he can run a session of Zork using an emulator I downloaded last night. Any questions?
