You guys are phoneys. Tell me something deep and philosophical. I dare you. It'll end up being a pop culture or porn reference.
Ok....I know the exact location where the universe started. You're standing right on it.
Wha....?
Space and time came into being simultaneously. This means that the birth of the universe (and reality as we know it) started as an single point and expanded everywhere at once.
AAAAH!
Oops....you wanted philosophy. How about "Never eat anything bigger than your head."
