Today's top story: A blizzard that will lay down at least TWO inches in our viewing area. Our SPECIAL TACTICAL STORM TEAM coverage begins now!
Chuck, this sudden blizzard means that some people might have a hard time getting to work tomorrow like Bill Jones of Canton....
Ummm...I might have a hard time getting to work tommorrow.
Next up, our SUPERDIMENSIONAL DOPPLER X6000 forecast and analysis from our WHITE DRAGON NINJA METEOROGISTS. And later, more people died in Iraq or something....
