EDM is in absolute shock. He cannot believe he is completely naked and has been this way since his birth. He has no idea what to do.
What should I do... and still fix your fly!!!
Look, you need to go meet Robby the Paperclip in the prison to the south. I think you've been there before. You see, I'm the Ultimate Power and I used my power to cause a hallucination where you...
Quit and fix your fly!!! And yes, I know who he is. But how did I see him at first?!
I teleported you there to meet him. I'm the Ultimate Power. And as for getting sent to meet Smooth C, that was an accident... I'm sorry.
It's starting to make sense, sorta...
It doesn't have to make sense, now journey south to begin your journey. Find clothes my friend and I will zip my pants to save all mankind!!!
EDM is still hungry as he realizes he began this quest for the sole reason he wanted to eat the boy, however then all these crazy events took place.
Gabe's gone, my food is gone, Damn... I'm so depressed... and naked.
Maybe I should start travelling and begin my journey, but I'm still hungry. I need food, and paperclips aren't edible. I already figured that out when all that crazy stuff happened way back when.
Ohhhhh... so hungry. WAIT!!! If the boy was telling the truth Anna Nicole Smith should be behind me.
Dear Readers, the Dog on a Ball in the previous episode said something which is completely untrue. It hurts me to even hear characters in my comic say that, but they do. So...
Due to that you will now see a much more mature Evil Dragon Man. The new Evil Dragon Man will contain much more material intended for the intelligent reader. You will read what a real comic is.
It will sound like this.
Hey sexy... I'm Evil Dragon Man... the child molesting, naked son of a bitch who is in serious comics made for adults.