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by RingMasterFrodo
1-28-03
Rarrrrrr... I'm gonna eat you!!!
Hey... no you're not
Here I come
Look it's Anna Nicole Smith!!!
Hey, that's just a regular whale

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-28-03
After being deceived by the boy and the whale, EDM decided to travel south because he liked the word "south"
Hello, I'm Robby the Paperclip, how are you?
Hmmmmm... he doesn't look edible
Yo... what's up, name's Smooth C
Huh!!! How did I...
OH DEAR ME!!! NOT HERE AGAIN!!!!
Hey, Anna Nicole is taking her clothes off now.

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-28-03
Informed by the boy Anna Nicole was now taking her clothes off, EDM was greatly confused
I already turned around and realized it was a whale dumbass
Yeah... so anyway, I'm gonna eat you for dinner
Aren't you scared?
No, I'm not. And the reason for that is because I am the Ultimate Power

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-28-03
EDM is scared and wonders what this Ultimate Power the boy claims to be is
Ultimate Power?! What in the bluest of blue hells are you talking about?!
Well, do you want an explanation?
OF COURSE!!! I ONLY ASKED FOR... oh... my... god... not... you... anyone, but you...
Sorry, I didn't want to have to show you.
And... OH MY GOD!!! YOUR FLY'S UNDONE!!!!
At least I'm wearing clothes bastard.

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-29-03
EDM is in shock that Gabe's fly is undone.
Please, fix your fly!!!
I will, but there is something I need to tell you.
Just.... oh man... PLEASE!! I'm being blinded.
Look!!! At least I have clothes on dammit!!!
What... do you mean...
Yes, no clothes on equals full nudity. It's sad ain't it.

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-29-03
EDM is in absolute shock. He cannot believe he is completely naked and has been this way since his birth. He has no idea what to do.
What should I do... and still fix your fly!!!
Look, you need to go meet Robby the Paperclip in the prison to the south. I think you've been there before. You see, I'm the Ultimate Power and I used my power to cause a hallucination where you...
Quit and fix your fly!!! And yes, I know who he is. But how did I see him at first?!
I teleported you there to meet him. I'm the Ultimate Power. And as for getting sent to meet Smooth C, that was an accident... I'm sorry.
It's starting to make sense, sorta...
It doesn't have to make sense, now journey south to begin your journey. Find clothes my friend and I will zip my pants to save all mankind!!!

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-29-03
EDM still has more questions and won't leave Gabe alone.
I still have more questions!
And you won't leave me alone will you.
Please answer my questions!!!
Okay, I'll answer them when you get some clothes from Robby the Paperclip!!!
Come... back...
Farewell!!!

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-29-03
EDM is still hungry as he realizes he began this quest for the sole reason he wanted to eat the boy, however then all these crazy events took place.
Gabe's gone, my food is gone, Damn... I'm so depressed... and naked.
Maybe I should start travelling and begin my journey, but I'm still hungry. I need food, and paperclips aren't edible. I already figured that out when all that crazy stuff happened way back when.
Ohhhhh... so hungry. WAIT!!! If the boy was telling the truth Anna Nicole Smith should be behind me.

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-29-03
EDM turns around to realize the most shocking plot twist since the last one.
Well, I'm not what you would call a Playboy bunny.
OH MY GAWD!!! You are a priest!!!
Wow... you are observant.
What is going on here?! Nothing makes sense...
I know, I think the author of this comic strip is drunk.
I think he's a senseless moron personally.

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-29-03
EDM and Priest are trying to figure out exactly why the comic is so damn bad.
Perhaps, the author is the devil
Or the devil for that matter
That's what I just said.
No you said "is the devil" I said "the devil"
Shut up... and put some pants on.
Hey... why don't you ask the author to put some pants on me!!!

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-29-03
EDM and the Priest are talking like idiots when EDM remembers something.
WAIT!!!
I already travelled south and met Robby the Paperclip. I'm so confused. I need to go find Gabe again... GOODBYE PRIEST!!!
May God have mercy...

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-29-03
EDM has been travelling for a long distance and has wound up lost somewhere.
Hello, who may you be?
I'm Colorless Billy, what's up?
Oh... hi... are you edible? And can I have your clothes? And.....
Hey man... quit freaking me out. Are you like Bill Clinton after and interm leaves his office?
No... actually I'm...
No need to explain Hillary...

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-30-03
EDM has travelled further in the world and got himself lost even more, sad ain't it...
It sure is dark... and where am I?
Wow... it's really dark and where are people to talk to and answer my infinite questions...
Hmmmm...
Hellllooooooooooooo!!!!!
Hello, who are you?
I'm Dawg the Cat... I control light here... Sometimes I feel like being nice...

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-30-03
Dawg the Cat has just turned on light to reveal a stunning area that EDM is in.
I'm... underwater... I CAN'T BREATH UNDERWATER!!!!
Hehehehe... drown you son of a bitch!!!
What the hell do you have against us dragons!!!
This is for eating my people!!! EATING THEM ALIVE!!!!
Okay... you know something, maybe drowning isn't that bad.
I'm going to make you drown!!! Then I'm going to stick scissors in your eyes, and eat your ears... fuck gave away too much info there.

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-30-03
EDM is scared, and so am I... I have no idea why the fuck I'm still writing this POS comic... it sucks.
You are a freaky individual, you know that?
EDM... before I kill you there is something you should know.
And that is???
Well... you are naked...
D'oh!!! That's the whole fucking reason why I am here dammit!!!
Oh... I thought it was to give me erotic pleasures... fucking son of a bitch... DIE!!!! AHHHH!!!!! Super Cat Attack!! MEOOOOWWW!!!

 

by RingMasterFrodo
1-31-03
Dawg has just summoned the Super Cat Attack from his inner self. What will EDM do to protect himself?
Let me think... what to use on him.
MEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! MEOOOOOWWWW!!!
I know!!!
KA-ME-CAT-ME-OW!!!
4774C|< 0|= 73|-| 5|_|93|2 \/\/007463!!!!one!!!elven!!!
LEET!! AHHHH!!! My narrow-minded self cannot comprehend nor defeat the power of leet!!!

 

by RingMasterFrodo
2-01-03
EDM has just caused Dawg to explode into tiny bits
Wow... those leet lessons paid off.
Where do I go to now?
Oh wait... I need to get to the surface, I can't breathe down here.

 

by RingMasterFrodo
2-01-03
EDM has made it to the surface and has been wandering around, suddenly somebody gets his attention.
Nyah... what's up doc?
Who the hell are you?
Nyah... what's up doc?
Answer me dammit!! I'm a Dragon I demand you tell me who you are!!!!!!!!
Dragon eh... it's Dragon Season.

 

by RingMasterFrodo
2-04-03
EDM, frightened by the announcement it was Dragon Season, ran and ended up here.
Where am I?
You are at the Hi-Tech Cowboy War
Okay... I won't ask about that. In fact I'll just stand here and steal a dead guy's clothes and eat him for food.
Wait... do I know this guy? I DO!!! I'll tell you a story, listen closely. It was 20 weeks ago... in a land far away, I was... AHHHHH!!!!! BOMB!!!
Yeah that's what I'll do... OH MY GAWD!!!

 

by RingMasterFrodo
2-04-03
EDM is still in shock after the cowboy was hit by a bomb
HELOOOO!!! Is there anyone here still alive?!
Hello...
Why Hello...
Isn't this the Hi-Tech Cowboy War?
Last time I checked it was a corny attempt by the author to sound funny while he is anally penetrating your mom.

 

by RingMasterFrodo
2-04-03
Dear Readers, the Dog on a Ball in the previous episode said something which is completely untrue. It hurts me to even hear characters in my comic say that, but they do. So...
Due to that you will now see a much more mature Evil Dragon Man. The new Evil Dragon Man will contain much more material intended for the intelligent reader. You will read what a real comic is.
It will sound like this.
Hey sexy... I'm Evil Dragon Man... the child molesting, naked son of a bitch who is in serious comics made for adults.
HI!!! I'm Sexual Pussy... nice to meet you!!!

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