All comics by Rob_Redwing

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by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Nice skirt...is it GAP?
No, it's a loincloth, ass.
How did you know that?
I can hear your thoughts.
Dumbass
I hate your soul

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Wassup mah homie?
Who the fuck are you?
Y'all wanna see a dead body?
Let me repeat. Who the fuck are you?
Biiiatch! You best not disresepect mah accountz recievaboo krew, foo!
I'm outta here

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
You know, I was thinking...
This can isn't so bad...
Uh...don't you have some place to be?
Get me out of here

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Um...why are my legs tied?
I'll show you
A minute later
But...nothing's changed.
Hey, wanna see my bone
But you're a skeleton...
She's on to me...

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Don't do it.
I'm warning you.
Fuck

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
At a bar...
Am I a lesbian?
Hey there
not to far from my house...
Does she like me?
Uh...do you have a name?
okay, in my bedroom...
Want to see my pussy?
Oh hell yeah!

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Yesterday
Hey, do you know what a donkey punch is?
Oh shit...
Where you punch me in the head so you can ass-rape me?
True story
Bend over, bitch.
Not again...

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
You know, I can fit an elephant cock in my mouth.
My teeth usually lacerate the foreskin though.
So...how much money you got?
Fuck off, freak boy.

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Oh god...oh yes...
So...ah...whatcha doin?
Mmmm...
You okay? You have a funny look on your face...
OH GOD!!!! YES!!! Ah, anyways, I'm being fucked up the ass. Buzz off, for I loc up on you
Right...peace.

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Statutory rape...
I must be dreaming...
Hey...ah...ever been with an 8 year old asian slut before?
Good?
Not yet!
Well, you won't now either. Ahah!
Or too easy?
Lick my pussy! Say mah name, bitch!
Awe fuck.

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
It was late on Christmas eve, in the summer of 72, when all of a sudden, in the blink of an eye, a Cadillac sedan passed me by.
Ain't that some shit.
What a fucking dork.
Thus begins the epic tale. A tale of woe. A tale of hate. A tale of love. Pin the tail on the donkey. But, most importantly:
So...you come here often?
Not again...
A tale of hardcore sex.
Enough of the handjob shit.
Jesus, how picky can you get?

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Meet Jesse James
Hey, what's shakin?
And his not so happy lover, Jen.
Fucking A, can't he just finish up?
She's kinda indisposed at the moment.
Fuck, you got it in my eye!

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
So...what's going on?
Beyond the fact that my ass still hurts, and I'm only 16?
Someone stole my car.
Damn! We best go get it back!
And thus, we have a plot.
You snooze, you lose. Gimme some sugar, baby.
To the batmobile! Wait, shit. That was stolen.

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Shit, the car was right here.
Listen, bitch. Give up on the car.
Oh yeah? And do what instead?
Lick my hairy balls.
What a dick.
I bet he stole it
Look, baby, if I pimp yo ass out, we can buy a new car...

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Shit, the car was right here.
Listen, bitch. Give up on the car.
Oh yeah? And do what instead?
Lick my hairy balls.
What a dick.
I bet he stole it
Look, baby, if I pimp yo ass out, we can buy a new car...

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
So, where the hell is Da Night Ridda?
Let me look through your pockets.
Uh oh
Fuck she's on to me
Show it, biatch!
The gig is up
Holy shit...ah...gotta go look at that rock...
Get back here you bitch.

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Jen becomes tired of Jesse James' bullshit
I wonder if I can get anal...
Listen up, I know you stole my fucking car, so that you could get anal on me.
Fuck, she knows
Now, just hand it over before I loc up on your sorry ass.
Will she ever learn?
Biotch, why would I steal your car? You know I love the backseat!
Okay...just watch out for the crabs...

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
Jesse tries his luck elsewhere.
No, I don't have a girlfriend. Is your ass tight?
Something doesn't seem right here
Oh shit, what's that? Oh god, oh no...
Well....
Denied
Hey, is my man trying to get up in your ass?
Who the hell are you?

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-20-01
The confrontation
Alright, I've had it up to here with your shit! Stealing my car, and trying to get in someone else's asshole! You are scum.
Well, baby, it's only 'cause I love you.
How will it end?
You stole my car because...you love me? You wierd fuck.
Well, I wouldn't have gone for the girl, if you had given it up for me...
Phase Two: Dirty Chavez
Why? Why me?
Cha-CHING!

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-22-01
Go ahead, read it
Ahem..."Article 151-7a; New Mexico State Legislature. And, under jurisprudence of law, all citizens, regardless of age, race, color, social status, religion, creed, handicap or gender
...shall be afforeded equal rights and protection, in keeping with the charter of the state and of the country. Each person will be protected in accordance to this law.
Told you
Fuck

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-22-01
I'm out of jokes
Baby, I swear, I didn't know...
Fuck off Jesse, I've had enough of your shit!
Now, let old Jesse work his magic...
Mmmmm!
Don't you mean extinct?
You're over there. And you were so good. How did you do this?
I'll show you.

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-22-01
Me.
Dave...what are you doing, Dave?
?
Abusing good movie everywhere.
Dave, I'm sorry. I can't let you do that.
?
Your porn is next.
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
I'm not fucking, Dave, get it right, fuckup!

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-22-01
I wish I could tell you I love you
Put down the sword, and come with me
In the desert
Stay in the desert. And that mountain is holy.
I can't. I must steal a sword for Jade Fox
Shit, I'm dead
And that girl died too. I'm going to fly away

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-22-01
Hey, they'll kill me if I don't go
I HATE YOU PRICK!!
What about the gun?
Shit, I fucked up and everyone is going to kill me.
Raul!!
Never mind
Well, I told you it wasn't him. Glad we're back together now.
El camino?

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-22-01
Hey, did I ever tell you how much you look like Marylin Monroe?
Creepy
She digs me
She's dead. Get away from me!
BOOM, bitch!
Shit

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-22-01
So, they've cloned some dinosaurs?
Chaos theory teaches us that this'll end up sucking
ROAR!!!
Oh shit, a dinosaur!
Shit, everyone's dead. I told you
I hate kids.

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-22-01
Yo, she bitch
Shit, what am I doing here?
One of Duke Henry's men. Shit, never mind. Get this book.
Clatu, verata, necktie. Shit, here comes some skeletons. (Insert one liner here)
Ooga boogah
let's go
But in my own mind, I am a king. Hail to the king, baby.
Cute. Especially after you killed that demon without reloading.

 

by Rob_Redwing
3-25-01
I'm the new Drug Czar
And I like to freebase
Gabe=Benicio del Toro
I am an honest cop. Damn.
I still freebase, but I now sleep with my dealer to get my fix
I'm pregnant and now I'm a druglord too!
Damn, we suck. We're never going to win.

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