Beto's + John D. = A VERY BAD THING!!!!!!#@^%@!&$

Author: Ryft

Date: April 23, 2001

by Ryft
4-23-01
... and from this footage earlier, we can see the number of injuries that have occurred from the cataclysm... over to you Roy.
Why! Dear God, WHY!?!
Ma'am, could you give us your account of the disaster.
There was no warning at all!! There was just a loud "Flarp!"
This is KUTV reporting live from Valley Fair Mall...
I told John not to eat Betos before work . . .