Great! I emptied out all the cabinets, cleaned them, measured them, replaced the lining in each one and finally, put everything back in alphabetical order!
Uh, did you feed the baby?
I skinned the baby to make the shelf lining.
Dammit, Ed. Just answer the fucking question!
Yes! I fed the little bastard first. Christ! Are you going to look at the shelves or what?