How to Charm a Woman

I don't recommend following this advice.

by Scyess
6-05-01
Step 1) Show That You're Politically Aware and Socially Conscious
I think that the way Bovine Americans are treated in the dairy industry is just horrid, don't you?
. . . ?
Step 2) Compliment Her Fur and Her Udder
By the way, I couldn't help but notice the way your lusterous coat compliments your lovely round teat.
...!
Step 3) Offer to Share Some of Your Cud... Wait a minute. What happened??
I hate my life.
Hold on... Stop everything... I think today's advice was supposed to be for me.

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