This is Dan Rathers and I'm reporting to you live from the 100 Acre Wood, the scene of last night's tragedy. With me right now is Eeyore.
You were an eyewitness to the entire scene, Eeyore. Can you tell us what happened?
Well, Pooh was off on some hairbrained scheme to fly to China on a kite when he trampled some of Rabbit's new rose bushes. Rabbit finally snapped and beat Pooh to his bloody death with a honey pot.
Absolutely shocking...
Then he really freaked out. Last I saw he was ready to torch the whole neighborhood. I think that's when the SWAT team took him down.
